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- Jul 11, 2020
My 80’s was neon. In your hair and on your feet. Neon socks and roller boots. Oh farmers, what a video this could have been..
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Hell, for this 80's bullshit she could have eaten another full pizza and hit the mark closer than the horseshit she chose.An entire pizza. Don’t worry, the apple will cancel it out.
The krabby patty has less grease than her hair. Holy fuck.View attachment 1534375View attachment 1534377
She's becoming the very things she eats. A hamburger.
All I could think when I saw her 80s meal was, “that shit looks disgusting. I can’t believe she paid money for that.” Yet she gobbled it up excitedly.
I think the melancholy that people are picking up on in this video is Chantal wishing she was still a child. Chantal’s happiest time in her life was coming home after school and gorging on crappy cheap food in front of the tv.
It’s quite obvious that her mother is the type to continually restock the kitchen for her lonely obese child, rather than address the disordered eating (reference- family pizza party mukbang vid in which mama Chantal eagerly offers more pooteen sludge to her dying daughter). Some fucked up parents equate feeding to love, due to guilt of past mistakes. I think this is very much the case (keto fudge? What a psycho Mother).
Its all very bleak, but at the same time, there are a multitude of adults out there with the same childhood, who turned things around with much fewer resources than our spoiled queen.
Oh God, the cow crossover I never knew we needed.
She's eating a family size portion of Mac and cheese, made with heavy whipping cream in the sauce. With a serving spoon.
Based on what she said she put in it, here's the breakdown. She probably used more than a pound of cheese though, so keep that in mind.She's eating a family size portion of Mac and cheese, made with heavy whipping cream in the sauce. With a serving spoon.
The closest calorie count recipe I could find, using the heavy whipping cream, came out to over 900 calories per serving. Now, Chantal only used one cup of heavy whipping cream and no cream cheese, but she dumped another third of a pound of cheese on top of it so I think this should be pretty close:
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She made and ate 4 servings. 3,604 calories in one sitting.
But if she didn’t talk, she’d be potentially doing the Mukbang ASMR route, which I’d say is even worse than something already terrible to doNot even 3 minutes in an she can't stop talking about shit, how tasteful for a cooking/eating show.
I still love how her mask is barely covering her eggplant head and the rest of us are twisting the straps to make them stay on while pulling them down because they’re going in our eyes, etc.View attachment 1534375View attachment 1534377
She's becoming the very things she eats. A hamburger.