Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

I’ve always found this “hur hur so trans women are robots?!!!!” reply kind of dumb. It’s an autistic word-game designed to evade the real point. But Jake, as usual, takes it further and gets it wronger than anyone else. Like, really, Jake? Your body generates exactly the same hormones as a woman’s? You get periods as your uterine lining is shed? Pretty sure most women don’t have to worry about their micropeens being absorbed by their fat pads.
 
It's got the feel of a well-worn uncle joke that he started making some version of a long, long time ago. I bet he's got one about how non-"organic" food must be silicon-based, too.

Deliberately misunderstanding words with multiple meanings and then calling everyone who is using the common meanings a stupid peasant is a favorite pastime of the species of high school nerd Jake was. And the only aspects of Jake that have experienced personal growth since high school are his beard and his gut.
 
Troons insist on exactly this. They have periods. It's all exactly like real women because they're real women.
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wow nothing's changed..
 
The world is just so needlessly cruel to poor Ms.Ocean!!!
Jake Alley said:
So fun fact. While @transscribe was working on this story, I was shopping around for this sort of surgeon, and being the paranoid sort, asking everyone I could think of for who's good/who's bad. https://jezebel.com/when-surgeons-fail-their-trans-patients-1844774990/amp?rev=1597854733082&__twitter_impression=true&s=09…

As it happened, at the time, the only surgeons my insurance was willing to cover were... some guy who apparently just decided one day that he was going to start doing these despite not really knowing how to, and Rumer. The former ceased to be an option like a week after I heard he was on the list, and the latter I then had to go with.

I wasn't given the option of a consultation over the phone/internet, for whatever reason, and had to actually show up, in person, at like 10 AM. Several states away. Skipped sleeping, paid all the money I had at the time for a ticket on a train I was boarding sometime around dawn had a heck of a walk from the station to find the place, dead of summer. And... I have literally never been in a situation with anyone in any medical field with more of a "screw you, I don't even want to be here today" attitude. Just, rushed through an explanation of things while rapidly flipping through powerpoint slides, "any questions?"

So, the first thing I asked was what her complication rate was, which as I understand it is a pretty standard thing to ask before any surgery and... she just straight up refused to answer. Just, "all surgeons have some unsatisfied patients, especially with the number of people I operate on. Also your BMI is way too high. Don't come back to this office until you've lost 150 lbs."

This incidentally was without checking my height or weight at all, and an amount I don't, in fact, have available to lose.

But, you know, THIS WAS MY ONLY OPTION, so I went right ahead and spent the next several months starving myself and exercising hard enough that I might have straight up had a small heart attack at one point. And sometime around when I was seriously considering which organs and limbs I could maybe look into ridding myself of to hit that ridiculous target weight,various people continued to urge that no, seriously, even with no other options, Rumer is not the way to go. So, thanks yet again for that everyone.

And sure enough, another option did crop up eventually, where the only weird thing to come up in the consultation was "if there's some look you'd like for the final appearance feel free to bring in a photo" and like... is that a thing people have strong opinions on? Is there some sort of catalog I should be browsing?

Because honestly, thinking about it, being asexual, the only other woman whose crotch I think I've ever gotten a good look at is in that one early scene in Return of the Living Dead (and maybe 2 or 3 other movies I've seen that same actress in because that was kind of her thing).
TL;DR- Jake tries to clout chase using an article about surgeons failing trannies. He then writes fanfic about how the only surgeon who his insurance could get wasn't actually qualified, wouldn't talk with him over phone or internet and forced him to take overnight trips across several states, only to tell him that he won't operate on him because he's fat. Jake then claims that he starved himself for months, had a heart attack and was, "considering which organs and limbs I could maybe look into ridding myself of" in order to lose weight. He then ends with some random shit about being asexual and how he's only seen a vagina in movies.
 
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While this is obviously all lies, I kind of want to believe that Jake's attempt to pursue genital surgery turned out to be the rough equivalent of CWC driving to Ohio.

He mentioned it at the time and we were able to work out which surgeon he was talking about from the info he posted. iirc, we took screencaps of her website and there were several red flags concerning treatments she advocates for women.
 
He mentioned it at the time and we were able to work out which surgeon he was talking about from the info he posted. iirc, we took screencaps of her website and there were several red flags concerning treatments she advocates for women.
Whereabouts was that? I know his twitter started getting more fixated on The Surgery around late June of last year, but I can't find corresponding updates in the thread.
 
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Whereabouts was that? I know his twitter started getting more fixated on The Surgery around late June of last year, but I can't find corresponding updates in the thread.

Pretty sure it was last year some time.
 
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This is like some sort of gimmicky murder mystery :lol: "A 300-pound walrus of a man is found dead under an empty Olympic bar with no signs of injury, carrying a tiny purse with a woman's ID in it..."
".....and some odd 20-sided-dice, a dog-eared Pathfinder RPG 'Encyclopaedia Mermaidia' guide, (with the subparagraph on ginger mermaids underlined in purple glitter pen!) inscribed with 'If found, return to yon library of Jacob Alley'..."
 
Jacob Lawrence Alley​
Violet Cassandra Ocean
aka Violet Hargrave
aka Secret Gamer Girl (@SecretGamerGrrl)​

Verified leak. More to come.
By God, it's him. Press F for the beard that launched a thousand ships. :heart-empty:

It was right in our faces this whole time, but Jake really has some bizarrely malformed nostrils. He did all the way back to the beginning:

I had my suspicions that he was shaved and wigged, but I admit that I was expecting a Ronald McDonald-esque red Party City wig.
 
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