🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[instythot]

How is merch going to be anywhere near worse than her not only associating with Ethan Oliver Ralph but having a fucking sextape where he shoves his thumb in her ass and taste-tests the contents? Are you fucking kidding me?

This reminds me, when is "poo sniffer and taster" going in the thread title?

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Let's see, she strung along some methhead for sympathy and possibly cash while grifting (and willingly fucking) Ethan Ralph, while talking shit about Ethan behind his back to said meth-head she was also telling her parents that both of them were some mix of abusive for pity. She got both of her parents (who also have multiple other, younger kids to take care of) to fly out to D.C. to "have a talk" with her, thinking that she was willing to come home. They get there, pay for what is basically a mini-vacation for her, only to have to fork over the cash to put her up in a nuthouse.

Which, she immediately informs the people at the aforementioned nuthouse that her parents are abusive (by the way, lying about her parents being abusive this entire time as well to anyone who will listen) so that she can slink back to Ethan Ralph (of all fucking people) with money from her parents that was supposed to go towards getting help.

Yeah, that's pretty fucking bad man. Her behavior so far (as most people in the thread have apparently developed selective amnesia towards whenever her Dad's mentioned) would seem to be that of someone who, regardless of parentage, would've turned out to be a piece of shit. It seems to me like he's pretty much disowned her for that stunt and is trying to just, as I said, make the best of a horrid situation.



How is merch going to be anywhere near worse than her not only associating with Ethan Oliver Ralph but having a fucking sextape where he shoves his thumb in her ass and taste-tests the contents? Are you fucking kidding me?

Still flesh and blood family. Everyone has family troubles, some of them nearly as crazy as this. She's 18, and 18 year olds are fucking dumb and self centered. There's never been a completely level headed 18 year old, and those that people would point to were shuffled off from high school to high school 2.0 in college and made dumb choices there.

I couldn't simply disown a family member for something this quickly, especially not something I made and raised, because you have to know that to some degree you had a hand in what it became. There are family members I don't talk to because of their actions, but I still couldn't bring myself to create a webpage and sell merch.

However, I'm fully in support of Mr. Vickers doing it.

 

[Jack Awful]

I just want to know your concept of a timeline, considering the age of the account, and the fact that it hasn't been reclaimed or anything. The dude would likely find out he'd lost control of what was obviously at one point his account at the very least.

In regards to everything that has happened, as sad and bizarre as it may seem, I'd say the Occam's Razor take on this would simply be that it's really him and his morality is questionable. Too many things have to align for it to be anything but that.

What are the old posts like before the Faith stuff hit?

You can change your account name on Twitter.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Is it possible that Ralph's dad left him some money?

That money was spent on Vocidan and makers Mark.

Zidane would book interesting guest and have them go at each other, at that time they wouldn't have milque toast opinions and would actually give their actual thoughts.

He rode off to the sunset and went monk, probably the best way to go about it.

- Children of the corn
- Gunt files
- how i met your gunt
- The guntening
- My little gunt Ft Dick
- Gunts of christmas past
- Always "winning"
- can't abort the retort but we can abort the gunts new born

I don't know any more

Gnut is abortable.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

What are the okd posts like before the Faith stuff hit?

You can change your account name on Twitter.

Old posts on Facebook and Twitter, and his (I believe linked) coin store Twitter show him and his family, posted in 2015~

Kind of buried now, 30-50 pages back I believe, but it's somewhere in here.

 

[Unog]

Still flesh and blood family. Everyone has family troubles, some of them nearly as crazy as this. She's 18, and 18 year olds are fucking dumb and self centered. There's never been a completely level headed 18 year old, and those that people would point to were shuffled off from high school to high school 2.0 in college and made dumb choices there.

I couldn't simply disown a family member for something this quickly, especially not something I made and raised, because you have to know that to some degree you had a hand in what it became. There are family members I don't talk to because of their actions, but I still couldn't bring myself to create a webpage and sell merch.

However, I'm fully in support of Mr. Vickers doing it.

When you've got four other kids to worry about I'd imagine it'd be rather easy.

It also seems like the kind of perspective someone who's never met a person who was utterly garbage who came from a good home would have. Almost Disney-esque in it's naivety.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

When you've got four other kids to worry about I'd imagine it'd be rather easy.

It also seems like the kind of perspective someone who's never met a person who was utterly garbage who came from a good home would have. Almost Disney-esque in it's naivety.

>I have four other kids to worry about, allow me to spend time smearing my eldest online for the entertainment of a bunch of nobodies on a forum instead of spending time with them

God damn my Disney sensibilities have blinded me!

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

What are the old posts like before the Faith stuff hit?

You can change your account name on Twitter.

Sadly the account is accurate. I've looked into him to compile a dox of his information, address, work and stuff. Even on his other social media accounts he always wanted to be this guy that's trying to be hip with the internet.

I mean, come on.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

How is merch going to be anywhere near worse than her not only associating with Ethan Oliver Ralph but having a fucking sextape where he shoves his thumb in her ass and taste-tests the contents? Are you fucking kidding me?

Well I'm going to guess that they won't have the porn in a picture frame for them to look at but I'm sure grandpa is going to keep a few of the mugs and tees around the house.

I don't understand how we're even playing the "less-bad" game at this point though, you're coming at me like I'm white knighting for Faith when I've made it pretty clear I think they're all scum. Entertaining for sure but scum nonetheless.

 

[Unog]

>I have four other kids to worry about, allow me to spend time smearing my eldest online for the entertainment of a bunch of nobodies on a forum instead of spending time with them

"Smearing"

Like the shit Ethan smeared on his upper lip that he pulled out of her ass?

God damn my Disney sensibilities have blinded me!

It really is an idyllic view of how families work, and speaks to never having had to deal with someone who was a piece of shit in spite of their parentage, rather than because of it.

I don't understand how we're even playing the "less-bad" game at this point though, you're coming at me like I'm white knighting for Faith when I've made it pretty clear I think they're all scum. Entertaining for sure but scum nonetheless.

Just saying, you can't exactly embarrass/smear/whatever someone who's already done such a job of it themselves. Guy might as well roll with it.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

"Smearing"

Like the shit Ethan smeared on his upper lip that he pulled out of her ass?



It really is an idyllic view of how families work, and speaks to never having had to deal with someone who was a piece of shit in spite of their parentage, rather than because of it.



Just saying, you can't exactly embarrass/smear/whatever someone who's already done such a job of it themselves.

Pretty sure you just have family members that you hate enough to where you wish you could get some shekels by selling merch, too.

Were you bullied by your family?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

It really is an idyllic view of how families work, and speaks to never having had to deal with someone who was a piece of shit in spite of their parentage, rather than because of it.

Ah, this makes sense now. It's personal for you. I was wondering why you were so mad about these stupid cows. Sorry you've had to deal with some shit but you have to remember these are cows and you can't get mad about it. All of them parked themselves here and are actively working to keep the situation going so I can't feel bad for any of them.

 

[Unog]

Pretty sure you just have family members that you hate enough that you wish you could get some shekels by selling merch, too.

No, I'm just not buying into your autism.

Were you bullied by your family?

Were you? You seem rather protective of Faith being "bullied" by her father.

Ah, this makes sense now. It's personal for you. I was wondering why you were so mad about these stupid cows. Sorry you've had to deal with some shit but you have to remember these are cows and you can't get mad about it. All of them parked themselves here and are actively working to keep the situation going so I can't feel bad for any of them.

"It must be personal because you disagree with me!"

Jesus Christ people, get a grip. First bitching about stickers, now this shit.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

No, I'm just not buying into your autism.



Were you? You seem rather protective of Faith being "bullied" by her father.



"It must be personal because you disagree with me!"

Jesus Christ people, get a grip. First bitching about stickers, now this shit.

I predict you'll leave the thread again after people laugh at your autism here soon. I was on your side, but you're just like Bryan Dunn in how you go out of your way to make sure everyone thinks you're a faggot.

Unog's family bullied him, lol

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I was pretty sick last night, so I missed the Killstream. Looks like I didn't miss much.

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Patrician choice Mr.Vickers.

Okay, I laughed.

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The defining feature of the lolcow is its inability to take good advice.

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To borrow a Null-ism, I don't dislike Ralph. My opinion of him has soured, but I don't hate the guy. However, I can't get over the fucking jail flex. Nigga you did eight months. There are people screwed over by the mental health system who've been left to rot in underfunded roach-filled hospitals & bedbug-infested group homes for longer than that, & with just as much freedom. & the best part is that they didn't even fucking do anything wrong. You thought having a cellmate was bad? Share one room with three other people. All of them unhinged, unmedicated schizophrenics.

Get the fuck out of here with your eight months in jail for being a drunk retard.

None of his audience does apparently. Can't they tell he seems bored by everything? That he doesn't seem to like the callers?

No, because half of them are literally autistic & can't pick up on subtle nuances or even overt social cues.

What the fuck is the 'horrifying' emote supposed to be? A sounding rod?

I've wondered myself. It looks like a body piercing to me?

I thought it was a piercing too.

I always thought it was a bone until you broke the illusion by making me look closer.

Newfags these days, I swear. It's Chris-Chan's taint piercing, better known as the Un-Clit.

Here is a question i wanted to know from people, what made you stop watching Ethan? and why do you not like him? I am always curious on what people think

Late, but I started watching during the Pillstream with Null & Dame bullying him into sobriety with a soundboard. I only kinda-sorta knew about Ralph beforehand through the Farms. I didn't watch every night, but I followed along fairly regularly for the next year-ish or so. He had sobered up, seemed to take getting all sorts of guests on very seriously, & was seemingly having a lot of fun. Even if it was a slow night with no guests, his enthusiasm was entertaining.
But then he started drinking on the show again, & there was a noticeable drop in quality. Before this, when I interacted with him periodically on Twitter, he was very cordial & willing to concede different points (like if I disagreed with something, he'd be like "oh, I see your point" & then explain his reasoning instead of shutting people down with insults like he's been doing lately). He was even laughing at gunt jokes on stream. But it was his blood feud with Tea Clips & then Null which really started to make the show unwatchable. He spent an entire stream dropping Tea Clips' actual name, calling her an ugly whore, & being a general scumbag, but I dismissed it as Ralph being Ralph. I finally got mad & noped out during the "Judas Moon & the Cancer Crew" stream because he was spending more time having hissyfits than doing anything the fuck else.

Substance abuse really brings out the ugliness in people. Even if Ralph has another come-to-Jesus moment & cleans up his act, it'll turn out just like it did this last year. Lots of people will have a beer after work, smoke some weed on weekends, or get hammered on a Friday night with some friends, but no well-adjusted person with zero emotional baggage is pounding back an average of two bottles of hard liquor a night. Until Ralph figures out what deep-seated issues he has that he's trying to drown in alcohol & get help, he's going to continue to self-sabotage like this. You see this shit happen all the time in the Deathfat sub, only with food (& sometimes also drugs).

Really? This guy has no shame, no wonder his daughter is how she is.

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I must still be having a fever dream or something. This shit is weird. I'm here for it, but it's still weird.

 

[Unog]

I predict you'll leave the thread again after people laugh at your autism here soon. I was on your side, but you're just like Bryan Dunn in how you go out of your way to make sure everyone thinks you're a faggot.

So now I'm just like KoP because I disagree with you. Good to know you're that prickly about this.

Unog's family bullied him, lol

I'm not the one who's so morally outraged about a guy making money off of his daughter, who starred in a sex tape with Ethan Ralph.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

So now I'm just like KoP because I disagree with you. Good to know you're that prickly about this.



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I'm not the one who's so morally outraged about a guy making money off of his daughter, who starred in a sex tape with Ethan Ralph.

Which is it? Do I have a Disney-esque perfect family life, or did I get bullied by my family? You have to keep your autism straight.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

"It must be personal because you disagree with me!"
Jesus Christ people, get a grip.

You literally said that anyone that doesn't get it hasn't had to deal with this situation before... inferring that you've had a similar experience and get what he's going through. I've enjoyed your posts since I've been in the thread and you've got some great insights but you are losing your mind over this shit. I don't care if you agree with me you've got as much of a right to an opinion about this trashfire as the rest of us, but it's obviously ventured into assmad territory for you.

It's not worth being assmad over cows. Faith is garbage, her father is garbage, Ralph is garbage, the weird guy she dated while underage that didn't chuck her into the bin as soon as she sent him CP of herself is garbage. They're all garbage people doing garbage things to keep the garbage fire climbing higher and higher.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Random bit of information since some people are wondering if Mr. VICKERS Twitter account is really his due to the way he behaves.

I just did what I do when I double check my dox stuff, and his Twitter email is matt@rocklincoinshop.net which is under his business domain http://www.rocklincoinshop.net/ so unless he gave his private domain email to someone else, the Twitter is his.

 

[Unog]

Which is it? Do I have a Disney-esque perfect family life, or did I get bullied by my family?

I thought the first, but it seems pretty clear to me now that it's the second.

You literally said that anyone that doesn't get it hasn't had to deal with this situation before

I didn't say that I've had to deal with it though. There's a few cows on this site that are examples of that, DSP being one of them that comes to mind. It's odd that I have to explain that there's examples of familial relationships gone wrong on the internet equivalent of Jerry Springer, but here we are.

I've enjoyed your posts since I've been in the thread and you've got some great insights but you are losing your mind over this shit. I don't care if you agree with me you've got as much of a right to an opinion about this trashfire as the rest of us, but it's obviously ventured into assmad territory for you.

It's not worth being assmad over cows. Faith is garbage, her father is garbage, Ralph is garbage, the weird guy she dated while underage that didn't chuck her into the bin as soon as she sent him CP of herself is garbage. They're all garbage people doing garbage things to keep the garbage fire climbing higher and higher.

Speaking of KoP, since he was mentioned earlier, people can disagree with you without being upset, or having some kind of personal stake in it. I didn't think I'd run into someone equally autistic but again, here we are. Having a discussion about the morality of a man smearing someone in the public eye who willingly went back to Ethan Ralph after he released a sex tape of him thumbing shit out of her ass and eating it.