Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[crungy spingus]

(Anyone want to tally up how many times she says "creamy" in this video? I sure don't. )

twelve 13 if you count the extra one we got during the SimlehSarrr cameo

it's safe to say I will never again be curious about her creepy pasta episodes. if you haven't already watched it, save yourself the braincells: all you'll get is wet macaroni stirring sounds, gratuitous uncut lengths of silence and spoon blowing, and faux contemplative looks at the ceiling during her intermittent stumbling through wiki notes.

the only thing hotter than her macaroni was this take: "maybe paranormal just means we don't know what it is, y'know?"
yeah gorl, MAYBE

eta: count ninjad

 

[cuddle striker]

Are you suggesting she impregnated Peetz on New Year's Eve?

that is how I read it, and I am sad to say it seems to be true

 

[Shianne Wolfe]

Are you suggesting she impregnated Peetz on New Year's Eve?

Bitch, sure I am
Due date is near for this one.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It will burst out of Peetz' abdomen, fangs dripping with cheese & voracious eyes looking for its first 5 meals.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bitch, sure I am
Due date is near for this one.

Pffffft, those are cockroach eggs and you know it.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

I don’t know why people say she’s immobile when we were treated to her fly dance moves in the 80’s video. And she put a day of thorough research into it, what with all the “I thinks,” 90s things and trailing off.

I know I’m late but I just watched Yabba’s reaction and it’s priceless. And Ben showed up.

Edit: if she’s saving Sloppy Joe’s for a TMI video, what fresh (made up) hell does she have in store for us? It’s gonna involve projectile shitting, I’m sure.

 

[toiling in obscurity]

“Im sure a lot of you would like some, some travel vlogs, eventually, ..probably in a couple of years...eventually, that’s something i would love to do. You know, get like a, different vehicle and just like, travel. Route 66, ..all the way through.. ”
~wanderlust uwu~
Lmao, she swears she’s gonna stay at that hotel and we can mark her words. What a retard. The most exciting thing she’s done in the entire time ive watched her is talk about vomiting and shitting simultaneously in a couple’s bathroom after they both rejected her sexually

 

[Smoovy Jay]

“Im sure a lot of you would like some, some travel vlogs, eventually, ..probably in a couple of years...eventually, that’s something i would love to do. You know, get like a, different vehicle and just like, travel. Route 66, ..all the way through.. ”
~wanderlust uwu~
Lmao, she swears she’s gonna stay at that hotel and we can mark her words. What a retard. The most exciting thing she’s done in the entire time ive watched her is talk about vomiting and shitting simultaneously in a couple’s bathroom after they both rejected her sexually

She uses a walker and is afraid of people, we’re supposed to believe she’s going to travel. Plus she doesn’t have the $$$$$

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Don't think she's prepared to pay the upfront ER costs when she eats herself into a diarrhea based emerg visit.

 

[Serial Grapist]

She burned the fuck outta her mouth on the first spoonful lol - occurs around 8:29:
She says “I think it’s ready good” and briefly blows on the huge spoonful of Mac and cheese that had only been out the oven for 5 minutes.
She shrieks “cheesy beauty bite” and puts the entire spoonful in her mouth - jump cut - she has spat the entire spoonful back on the spoon and some of it has landed back in the glass pan. She exclaims “it’s so hot” and wipes her mouth furiously claiming she doesn’t want to get lipstick everywhere. She proceeds to blow on it a few more times and goes to put it back in her mouth but changes her mind and says she doesn’t want to burn her mouth and quickly drinks some Diet Coke

 

[Who Now]

She sooooo wants to be a popular mukbanger with the wooden spoons and eating right out of the baking dish. I'm surprised she doesn't stuff the bottom of her french fry containers with napkins to make them look more full (ala' Nickacado). But she doesn't get it that they don't really eat all that. They buy a shit ton of food and either leave most of it sitting there, or fake it by editing. Or they are bulimic.

it's obvious she wanted to binge on the same crap she was eating as a kid.

Then she should just do a series of "Food I liked as a kid". At least some others her age would relate to it and she would enjoy it, instead of this tripe. It could be a week long extravaganza of content. If she does it, you read it here first. lol

 

[Occipital Fupa]

For a nanosecond I thought the subject was bdsm. If you know you know.
Thankfully it's not. I don't wanna see Chantal in leather.

Don't think she's prepared to pay the upfront ER costs when she eats herself into a diarrhea based emerg visit.

Dude this is Canada. It's free.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Macaroni in a pot, that's some... Wait. NO.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Dude this is Canada. It's free.

And to some, that's part of Chantal's problem. And why she'll never learn.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

She mentioned doing a US Rt 66 road trip, so they may have been referring to the possibility of needing an ER visit during that.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

For a nanosecond I thought the subject was bdsm. If you know you know.
Thankfully it's not. I don't wanna see Chantal in leather.
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Ball gag would work though.

Just thought, *that* building has tons of freaky stuff going on, but even the most extreme stuff isn't close to the crazyness that is Chintal

And to some, that's part of Chantal's problem. And why she'll never learn.

You think her having to pay would make her change? Look at her long lost Hamerican sister Amber (former Lynn) Reed

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Correct, I meant costs for any medical care needed during a Route 66 road trip.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

you can have diabetes without knowing it.

Sure, one can have diabetes or HBP without knowing it. However, if one weighs around 400 elbees, does zero physical activity and pigs out on fast food multiple times per day, they should just assume they’ve got it. She has symptoms galore!

 

[Barbarella]

I can just see her driving through Arizona in the summer on Route 66. She complains how hot it is at 70 degrees, what would she do at 110?

It's also a pretty empty old road, I don't think the fast food places would be close enough together for her enormous food intake.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chantal, you irredeemable dingus. How you gonna eat a whole bag of hot Cheetos after burning off the lining of your mouth with cheese napalm?