Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Fapcop]

guys this might seem like a really retarded question but maybe someone can help me understand.

What's up with Chris's body type? He has a fat middle, but his legs and arms seem to be smaller than the rest of his gorged up body. He looks kinda similar to those starving Ethiopian kids with distended stomachs. Would his diet of unhealthy foods make him look like this?

Not a nutritionist, but Chris has the genetics for an Apple body. (See also: Barb) All his body fat is stored on his “Buddha belly”.

On top of that, Chris diet is high in sugars and fats, instead of protein that promotes muscle growth.

The biggest factor is undoubtedly Chris’s extremely sedentary lifestyle. He has admitted to spending a few hours every day “meditating” while playing Tetris.

If you spend 16+ hours a day sitting, laying, watching vidya and daydreaming with an occasional walk (which, while burning calories, hardly promotes muscle growth) this is the kind of body you’re likely to get: An orange with four straws sticking out.

Edit: Forgot to add: Chris has also fucked up his body with female hormones. While the long term effects of this in males aren’t 100% established, none of them are good: Fucks with the heart, changes fat redistribution, moobs, etc.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

guys this might seem like a really retarded question but maybe someone can help me understand.

What's up with Chris's body type? He has a fat middle, but his legs and arms seem to be smaller than the rest of his gorged up body. He looks kinda similar to those starving Ethiopian kids with distended stomachs. Would his diet of unhealthy foods make him look like this?

People who are fat end up making muscle tone if only for the fact that it has to adjust to move a fat body during everyday activity.

Chris doesn’t do much activity so his muscles don’t need to build up.

 

[Crustyguy]

What's up with Chris's body type? He has a fat middle, but his legs and arms seem to be smaller than the rest of his gorged up body.

He wants to be like Eggman, who he secretly admires

 

[Fapcop]

He wants to be like Eggman, who he secretly admires
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That’s our Chris!

All his life he wanted to be like Sonic, the hero he looks up to.

And then he evolved into Eggman instead.

 

[Monolith]

That’s our Chris!

All his life he wanted to be like Sonic, the hero he looks up to.

And then he evolved into Eggman instead.

So that's why he sent everything he dislikes to the Moon.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Edit: Forgot to add: Chris has also fucked up his body with female hormones. While the long term effects of this in males aren’t 100% established, none of them are good: Fucks with the heart, changes fat redistribution, moobs, etc

There is no way Chris is not going to suffer a massive dive in his health due to his shitty habits and is getting accelerated by those chemicals. He is getting to that age where life catches up to you and consequences become apparent. Is very deppresing to think on how he'll live after Barb goes away but at his pace he might not even live that long, a very early heart attack is a strong possibility.

 

[Fapcop]

There is no way Chris is not going to suffer a massive dive in his health due to his shitty habits and is getting accelerated by those chemicals. He is getting to that age where life catches up to you and consequences become apparent. Is very deppresing to think on how he'll live after Barb goes away but at his pace he might not even live that long, a very early heart attack is a strong possibility.

Oh come now, that’s ridiculous! Chris got good genetics from the Cherokee side of the family.

Let’s see my Christorical research file... Bob! Healthy as a horse, see? Oh wait... Quadruple bypass?! TWICE?!? Heart attack... IN HIS FIFTIES?!

Yeah screw that, Chris’s own personal merge is coming sooner rather than later.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

And then he evolved into Eggman instead.

I'm reminded of the Sonic Adventure 2 theme for Eggman.

"I am the Chris-Chan. That's what I am."
"I am the Chris-Chan. I've got the master plan"

 

[Fapcop]

K, this is going into some autistic detail, but has anyone ever noticed something rather peculiar about Chris’s speech?

I recently read up on the Bluespike saga, and I noticed that Chris has a habit of always emphasizing or drawing out the last word in a sentence when he speaks. Usually the first syllable of the last word:

”I’m sending electric shocks up your PUssy”

”I start slow a-and then I gradually go a little FAster”

It’s the weirdest thing and once you notice it you can’t unhear it. Anyone else noticed this?


Also, in the BlueSpike chats Chris uses the word “emotional support” when what he seems to mean is “permission”.

”It’s leading to a point where my mother will grant me emotional support in taking the trip”/“To better their chances of granting me emotional support for the trip.”

Is Chris aware of how pathetic it is for a man in his mid-twenties to have to ask for permission from his parents to take a trip?

It seems that he is. And that he tries to mask the reality of the situation by switching out “permission” with a word that makes him sound slightly less pathetic.

Thoughts?

 

[Spooky Bones]

K, this is going into some autistic detail, but has anyone ever noticed something rather peculiar about Chris’s speech?

I recently read up on the Bluespike saga, and I noticed that Chris has a habit of always emphasizing or drawing out the last word in a sentence when he speaks. Usually the first syllable of the last word:

”I’m sending electric shocks up your PUssy”

”I start slow a-and then I gradually go a little FAster”

It’s the weirdest thing and once you notice it you can’t unhear it. Anyone else noticed this?

Not just Chris, but this pattern of speech, once you notice it, shows up in all sorts of lolcows and sperglords. It's a specifically autistic thing I believe but I too would love to know from a speech therapist maybe just what is going on with it.

 

[Fapcop]

Not just Chris, but this pattern of speech, once you notice it, shows up in all sorts of lolcows and sperglords. It's a specifically autistic thing I believe but I too would love to know from a speech therapist maybe just what is going on with it.

I’ve often thought that Chris has a rather melodic and rhythmic speech pattern. I guess this is one of the things that causes it.

If any Kiwi is a speech therapist, it would be cool to get their input.

 

[CwChalk]

K, this is going into some autistic detail, but has anyone ever noticed something rather peculiar about Chris’s speech?

I recently read up on the Bluespike saga, and I noticed that Chris has a habit of always emphasizing or drawing out the last word in a sentence when he speaks. Usually the first syllable of the last word:

”I’m sending electric shocks up your PUssy”

”I start slow a-and then I gradually go a little FAster”

It’s the weirdest thing and once you notice it you can’t unhear it. Anyone else noticed this?

Went to some of his older vids and yeah, now that you point it out I can hear it. Something that has gotten worse lately is he slurs more, when he speaks there's a failure to fully enunciate in the middle of every sentence. I know he went to speech therapy as a child and I get the impression that there is some remnant of speech exercises still present while the rest was forgotten. There was one video where he had this habit of sharply drawing in breath before speaking, it was pretty early. In singing lessons there's a thing about supporting your diaphragm, and that's what it reminded me of. I never took those lessons but I remember a friend mentioning it.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Do you think Chris's life would turn out better without the internet?

What would be his best possible life?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Do you think Chris's life would turn out better without the internet?

What would be his best possible life?

He would not have been kicked out of church, i don't think he would have trooned out at all and would have gotten so delusional about the other dimensions and shit like that because that only got pushed into overdrive with trolls feeding him ideas and egging him on. He is a lazy cunt so he would still be a loiterer and refuse to work or improve himself but maybe his finances would be a bit better as he seems to buy a lot of his merch online and got swindled constantly on the internet, he would not have been as exposed to as much pornographic stuff, sex toys and the like.

He would just be a tard weirdo that sometimes hangs around in the mall, his love quest would have happened but would have remained as low level tard antics. I think Megan had shit self esteem but even without the ED incidents she ultimately must have had to realize it was best to gtfo. He likely would have gotten himself banned from a lot of venues and without the internet maybe he would have been forced to not buy plastic garbage at all as local sellers would not deal with him.

Thats probably his best scenario as i don't think Chris could get happy endings. Maybe he could have a few gal pals or meet other church autists to hang out with him out of pity. He would probably be more like classic Chris was or even more into religion, i imagine without the internet as influence he would have doubled down on what he already had at hand.

 

[Fapcop]

Do you think Chris's life would turn out better without the internet?

Nope. Without the internet, he’d be the local weird little sperg, occasionally passing out his comics to people in the stores he isn’t banned from.

It’s possible that his escapism didn’t escalate to such galloping heights, but he would still fundamentally be Chris. Frustrated, lonely, girlfriend free, seeking escape in CWCville.

Oh, and he wouldn’t have nearly as many asspatters and whiteknights sending him attention and $$.

What would be his best possible life?

How much about Chris and his background are we allowed to change, when answering that question?

Assuming we pick up when Chris is in his early twenties, Chris best possible life would be his dad forcing him to get a job and move out, or join the army. (Don’t laugh! There are plenty of jobs in the army that Chris could do: Maintenance work, MS Office jockey. Cook.)

Chris would have a stable income besides the tugboat, have his set littl routines, have some friends from work he might socialize lightly with. Eventually, down the road he might have picked up some lonely female sped to shack up with.
No children for those two though. Chris is too selfish for fatherhood.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Do you think Chris's life would turn out better without the internet?

What would be his best possible life?

Absolutely, he would still live in relative naivety to what people think of him and his life goals wouldn't be so grandiose and unrealistic.

I think his best life would be something akin to A-log where he went to a special school trained to deal with autistic people and he met sperg friends and a girlfriend along the way.

And after that maybe getting a low demand job with a regular routine, like say working at a cinema where the manager lets him keep the nerdy promo items and posters because he feels bad for Chris and then he'd have that and his tugboat for going to conventions and buying whatever toys he wanted and perhaps more importantly letting him move out from his mother.

 

[Fapcop]

Absolutely, he would still live in relative naivety to what people think of him and his life goals wouldn't be so grandiose and unrealistic.

I think his best life would be something akin to A-log where he went to a special school trained to deal with autistic people and he met sperg friends and a girlfriend along the way.

And after that maybe getting a low demand job with a regular routine, like say working at a cinema where the manager lets him keep the nerdy promo items and posters because he feels bad for Chris and then he'd have that and his tugboat for going to conventions and buying whatever toys he wanted and perhaps more importantly letting him move out from his mother.

See I believe Chris’s life would be different but not better without the internet, both because of his ego and sense of entitlement and the fact he’s just wired differently.

Things that would cause you or me great trauma or humiliation, is stuff that he just plows through like a little, autistic locomotive.

(Losing your girlfriend in an traumatic accident? Chris was sad for a day, and back to thirsting online the next. And despite all the Idea Guys did to Chris, the only thing he’s hung up about seems to be a few thousand dollars. Being filmed while pissing on the floor though? Nah, no biggie!)


But back to Chris’s ego: The manchild has been brought up to believe that he’s a very, very special boy, and his comic being a work of genius on par with the best of Marvel’s products.

Being online enabled Chris to share his comic with the world, and live in the delusion that he has fans and admirers appreciating him and his output

Without the internet, Chris would just be a sad, local weirdo showing off his comic to everyone who’d give him a minute of their time. (Which isn’t many.)

Despite all the humiliation and problems the internet brought him, I’m convinced that Chris’s ego is so central to him, that he’d be in an even worse place today, without the delusion of being kind of a big deal the internet has given him.

 

[troon patrol]

Do you think Chris's life would turn out better without the internet?

What would be his best possible life?

As said previously he probably wouldn't be a troon, imho %90 troons are gullible failures and get the inspiration from the internet like Tumbler; not necessarily the trolls doing.

He'd probably have worked on the comic more or gotten a real job. The enablers kinda fucked that up for him.

The stuff like the entitlement sexual assault and general assault/arrests would have remained if not been worse. Didn't Chris find the hooker online? I know in my gut without that hooker he might be in prison for some egregious sexual assault.

 

[Fapcop]

As said previously he probably wouldn't be a troon, imho %90 troons are gullible failures and get the inspiration from the internet like Tumbler; not necessarily the trolls doing.

He'd probably have worked on the comic more or gotten a real job. The enablers kinda fucked that up for him.

The stuff like the entitlement sexual assault and general assault/arrests would have remained if not been worse. Didn't Chris find the hooker online? I know in my gut without that hooker he might be in prison for some egregious sexual assault.

Good point about the hooker, lol!

As for Chris “trooning out”, that’s a good question.

(I wouldn’t really consider him a transsexual, even if he technically fits the definition of one. Just look at Chris’s insistence on SLGBTQ rights. The S is for Straight. Why does he call it “SLGBTQ”? I think because Chris deep inside understands that he’s basically a straight man LARPing as a woman.)

I think he might have trooned out even without the internet. Chris didn’t get the inspiration from Tumbler or sites like that. (Maybe Youtube if anything) Chris consumes a lot of media and TV and he absorbs all of it, without even really being aware of it. Almost as by osmosis.

So you have a lot of trans stuff in the media, Chris absorbs it and troons out. Same thing with his Pmurt-hate.
Chris knows nothing about politics, but if there’s enough anti-Trump in the media, he absorbs it and suddenly tards out about Trump.

There’s no thought behind it (at least not a lot). Chris just literally reflects back what he has consumed.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I think he might have trooned out even without the internet. Chris didn’t get the inspiration from Tumbler or sites like that. (Maybe Youtube if anything) Chris consumes a lot of media and TV and he absorbs all of it, without even really being aware of it. Almost as by osmosis.

iirc very early on when trolls were making futanari sonichus and he was screaming at them because he wasn't gay he said something like "if i ever go that way i might as well go through gender reassignment". It is quite possible he already had that seed in his catalog of fantasy fetishes but i think it was really the internet , the porn and and the trolls that helped jumble his brain and confuse him enough sexually to bring that out full force as well with all the obscenities he kept to himself before getting internet attention.

Its hard to tell, he did troon out in 2015 when it was starting to become a media fad, he may have thought it was another phenomenon like Sonic or Pokemon was in the 90s and he just had to be part of it, he didn't need the internet to find those either. The part i can't get over is him being actually prescribed with hormones, one would assume medical professionals would screen psychotic autists with delusions about cartoons being real and not indulge them on their whims, apparently that is not the case. It is quite concerning.