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Ethanralphpedoass said:
Ralph is still going strong
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Sub 1000 viewers.
$249.60 in lemons.

Yeah, he's doing great.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
I say it's all fair game, Ralph's fanbase is just as exceptional and mockable as any other cow's. Honestly with the few true believer fans he has left he's creating something akin to DSP's fanbase, all utter tards, pedos, degenerates, and underage kids that probably steal their mom's credit cards to buy lemons. There could be an untapped source of content and entertainment there, we could find the next Sidella or Jonathan Ross by doing some further research! I mean just look at some of the exceptional replies he gets on Twitter, it's insanity and this is just a fraction of it since the sex tape shit went down:
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I've always wondered if a couple of these seemingly 'ride or die' 'loyal to the last' types are just reverse psychology'-type trolls, trying to encourage Ralph into worse and worse acts of degenerate self-destruction
 
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Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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Do u bruva its okay to be a karen farms incel my bruva you are in good company guardian
 
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BRAPexpert said:
I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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Why are you overly obsessed with young men's sex lives? Take your grooming somewhere else like The Dick Show Discord, they like this kind of shit.
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.
I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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There's a gunt guard thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gunt-guard-general.74040/ Your point has been duly noted by several people in this thread. Everyone who thinks ER is a hypocrite or wants to laugh at someone making a fool of themselves is really just a jealous incel. Sometimes people who have sex can see someone who is finally getting called out for making other people's lives miserable humorous too. Or maybe, your sex life has little to do with what you find entertaining.
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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Hi Ralph! Smell any good poop lately?
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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Dude huffs shit and its funny. Stuff like that is why KF exists.
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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No one is obsessed with micro pp. It's him being a drunk retard leaking a sex tape with his child bride and pretend his Instagram was hacked and try dodging the issue pretending nothing happened. He's just a fucking hypocrite with a fatty liver who can't last 1 second of drinking before suffering from withdraw.
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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"woah bro why do u care so much???? LOL"

Cope more, mon froind. Ralph leaked a tape of himself gunting a girl with his three inch cock and huffing her shit in squalor. He leaked it without her consent at the time (she was in a mental hospital according to her father), and he denied doing so despite clear evidence he did.
He's a pill addict who's never worked a job, who makes a living tradLARPing to an audience of truckers and making fun of others for being "degenerate". He pays his ex-wife to pretend they're friends, he lives with his mother, he is a self-destructive ass living his best life on big-head-mode and watching him pretend this ordeal wasn't anything other than disastrous is fucking hilarious.

Ethan Ralph is a fat flaggot who ruined his life over a corn joke. What's funnier than that?
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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:stickup: fuck you faggot
 
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BRAPexpert said:
Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you guys. Many of you are really overly obsessed with something that happened with another mans penis. Thats just fuckin weird.

I can tell that a lot of you just dont have sex.
I know its diffuclt for some guys in that younger 20s age. Dont worry its better n the 30s. You 20s age guys are just too autisic for your own good.
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Ralph is a fat fuck lol :story:

I'm 100% sure most people here are in better shape and better looking than him.
 
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