Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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So uh... I thought Biden had a habitual stutter, hence why he brought out that poor kid to use him a s apolitical prop?
Where'd it go?
Where'd it go?
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They must have him on something good. He appears stable. Looks like its gonna be a decent length after all.
THOSE FINE PEOPLE. Good god they wont ever let that lie go.
THOSE FINE PEOPLE. Good god they wont ever let that lie go.
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assdick42069
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It's weird hearing this without Death Grips in the background
Joe Biden Loves Death Grips (Beware)
I replaced Charles Manson in the intro to Death Grips' "Beware" with Joe Biden.
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"There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish--when we do it together."
Good job there, Biden. Even with all the scripting in the world, there's still a gaffe or two!
Good job there, Biden. Even with all the scripting in the world, there's still a gaffe or two!
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Oh, I hope Trump uses that line in his ads. That’s like the worst possible slip up you could make.
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No, no, he has a point!
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I am not watching right this second. I almost died laughing when Bloomberg talked about the economy and the unemployment rate. I had to stop.
I could not breathe. The audacity of that little bitch talking about the unemployment rate his party created with their two week lockdown was too much.
I could not breathe. The audacity of that little bitch talking about the unemployment rate his party created with their two week lockdown was too much.
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I was watching it via Crowders stream and the guy tried to call Trump a Nazi as he just did a Mideast peace plan.
the Zoom audience wasn’t even enough to fill all the screens so they just put a D onscreen and a few clapping looked pre recorded, there was a lady sort of waiting to clap and started clapping again right between the flags when Kamala came onstage.
the Zoom audience wasn’t even enough to fill all the screens so they just put a D onscreen and a few clapping looked pre recorded, there was a lady sort of waiting to clap and started clapping again right between the flags when Kamala came onstage.
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That ending with that shitty music and them waving at the tv screen reminded me of a children's cartoon. I cant believe how terrible and pathetic that was.
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What the fuck is this supposed to imply? That Americans can't do anything, even unified?
Nice gaffe there Biden. REAL smooth talking right there, that shit will get you ALL the voters.
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Sorry did you say two week? We're on day 160+ of "flattening the curve."
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Do you want to kill grandma?
If so Cuomo, Whitler, Wolf, Murphy, and Newsom can help you out. Hell any Dem governor could probably give you some top tier pro tips.
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So, is he ready for a live debate?
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I can't wait for GEOTUS now. Holy shit this is bad. This was taken as his speech ended and they showing the cucked parking lot.
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As someone who despises Trump, he is a master at the modern bastardization of debate. He can talk shit and bully with the best of them, and Joe will not have Kamala or handlers up there to take over for him and throw barbs at Trump in his stead. Donnie's already smelling blood now- he's gonna eat him alive.
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I think they've deluded themselves into believing they can make it work. Biden succeeding here for the most part, might make them overconfident.
All things considered he only made one major gaff, and I didn't realize it till you guys pointed it out.
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I really do not see how they will manage to dodge it without an insane hit to Biden's lolpaign. The waters are already chummed and refusing to debate will be diving into the middle of the slick with a meat suit on.
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They already conspired to delay the debate until after early voting starts.
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I don't know how they can believe he's ready to take on Trump. Trump is like goddamn rubber- anything you throw at him is just gonna bounce off, and even when he fucks up, he never suffers any consequences other than some bad press for the next three or four weeks. Biden can't compete with that.
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