🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Mr. Manchester said:
Now I'm not saying you should invite Warski to come hang out in guntsville or anything, but if you're looking for a way out...
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Just imagine if Ralph, Fai and Warski got an apartment together and livestreamed their life there. The Tard, the Gunt and the Lunatic.

God only knows what would come of that but it could top Miami, Stay Back and the sex tape combined. 🥃💊:deagleleft:🍔:gunt:💩:popcorn:
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Warski's smooth brain will make him highly resistant to a lot of Faith's hag powers, as he will not understand various dramatic arguments.
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Also if Warski and Ralph hang out again maybe Faith might get shot when Warski tries to convince her meal ticket to ditch her.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
Does anybody have a clip or timestamp for Ralph crying?
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2:10:00

PO stream snipe

I'm on the fence.

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At 2:14:20 Ralph's eyes are starting across the screen as if he is reading something, he then covers his face as if in response to Andy's joke, but I think he's upset.

THEY PSYCHOLOGICALLY BROKE ME GATOR
 
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ddlloo said:
This current arc with Mr Vickers is amazing.

The man is all but getting off on fitting in with the cool internet kids , which is cringe inducing, but the fact that his method for doing that is by eviscerating his own daughter's reputation while dragging Rad Roberts (I still can't fucking get over that alias and the message he sent holy fuck) through the fucking dirt is so uniquely captivating and entertaining. I've genuinely never seen a trainwreck of a situation like this before.

I have no doubt that people could eventually convince the man into doing interviews etc, even if he currently says he wont. The fact that he is so openly courting this section of the internet coupled with his apparent glee at using our terminology/slang and the fact he has even been answering completely mundane questions like his favourite horror movies... The man is enjoying the attention. Sure, the primary purpose is probably still to tell his family's side of the story so that they come out looking clean against their batshit crazy daughter's slanders but I'm convinced the smartest option to achieve an equitable outcome at this point would be to go radio silent. This shit will follow Faith around the rest of her life, on and off, MUCH less so the rest of her family. He's getting more out of this than just an attempt to clean his family's name.

All very interesting. Looking forward to where this all goes.
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I think his daughter's reputation was eviscerated the moment we all saw the gunt's thumb go up her ass. And as Mr Vickers pointed out the lingo isnt that hard to pick up considering he's read every single one of these 2257 pages by now.
If my clearly manipulative daughter was going around telling everyone that I was abusive to get attention, I'd be doing the same thing her father is doing. And I'd be gleeful as well if I had a forum full of autists that already hated the same gunt that fucked his barely legal daughter and then showed it to the world.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
That was a very interesting read, Mr. Vickers. All weird ass jokes about this very strange situation aside, my heart goes out to you. Despite the lighthearted tone, it really put your point of view into perspective. I wish your continued success in your endeavors to make Ralph cry on camera.

Speaking of which, anyone clip that yet? I was out not watching the gunt tonight.
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I don't believe he was crying. He wipes his face a lot because he's fat and it's a hot room so he's sweating... and probably greasy.
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
@Nigel of Ukip is it up to your standard or are you disappointed?

Some of his puns are fucking cringe but overall it promises plenty of future lulz so I can give it a pass.
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I didn't read it all the way, his puns and bants are cringe to me.

It rubs me the wrong way mainly because I like seeing proof, and all we got is a retelling of the events. You don't have to try hard to convince me that Faith is a horrible kid, but she is a kid. She is how she is because her parents didn't do a good job. It's not because she had a phone at 14, or the internet - most kids do and they don't turn out as Faith. Even the lies, she was and still is a teenager and that's what teenagers do.
I find what Matthew is doing apprehensive for many reasons. Clearly she is mentally unwell, she is getting bullied from every direction and I don't see why he thinks his 'tip my fedora' puns will help her in any way. But what I find most irredeemable is the way he behaves after his own child's life got destroyed. This will never leave Faith, ever. He is trying very hary to grift this situation, from merch, avatars, website and who knows what else in the future.
He is a horrible father and I feel sorry for people who champion someone who would throw his own under the buss for five minutes of internet fame.

Edit: inb4 If he wasn't after attention he could have simply contacted the police and Ralph's PO. That would have not only aborted the retort, he would have gotten his Faith back.
 
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