Kiwi Farms Reviews

What are you gonna do about it?

  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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Apparantly we got owned, one of us at least. A fellow Kiwi farmer called @transbunny60 a farm animal and got sued in a totally real court case.
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Can you believe that someone called this stunning creature a farm animal? Maybe he misunderstood and someone said she/he'd rather fuck a farm animal than this monstrosity.
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Rate me late or whatever, but haven't seen it posted here, although I do remember seeing the picture of this creature.

And to be honest, you don't belong on a farm @transbunny60. The cows would start giving sour milk, the chickens would stop laying and the pigs would get off their feed.
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Also sorry guys, this man in a dress is only into girls
What is it with troons lying about shit like that?
 
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Why must they disrespect our dear feeder?
The fictions people come up with re:null are quite extraordinary.

This guy is a 17-yr old male but also a brony with painted nails and retweets alot of tranny shit so they're probably waiting for a call-out so they can claim they were bullied into crossdressing soon. Regardless, they lurk here and have a KF fixation:
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"would never try to blend in with their crowd again"
"kiwi farms makes me want to piss on my carpet"
I have so many more questions now!
Pissing on the carpet also struck me as an interesting way to express anger.

I had a look in the Mollyhaleismyfriend thread and it doesn’t seem like calling him a pedo would be enough to get bullied off the site. He must have been a real sperg.
 
The people who were at war with Mollyhaleismyfriend were much worse weirdos than he was. That guy is just an extreme autist that is frozen at an age where he doesn't seem to even understand sexuality, and is fixated onto children's shows. The Twitter guy is probably one of those other autists that froze at a bit later age and so they saw Eric's retarded art as pedophilia. They were making extremely autistic Youtube exposes and so on.
 
Given most Kiwifarm users hunt pedophiles for sport, Spacenuts would have to have said something awfully stupid for them to dogpile him for attempting to call one out. If I could guess, he probably made some stupid accusation with dumb evidence and people laughed at him for it.

And for somebody who claims to know the "lingo" of Kiwifarms, they don't seem to understand that calling some idiot making a bad post "autistic" isn't a literal call out of that user literally having autism. Well, not most of the time, at least.

Okay, some of the time it isn't.
 
Just wanted to bring this up, but I believe this is that person's account, Conveniently, all I had to do was search for uses of the term "autistic" in the thread. The username matches up with this weird website where they use the same username (written as MaIware) for Instagram. In addition, their profile on this website uses the same character they seem to have a fascination for on Twitter.

Anyway, their Twitter is mundane. The good stuff is their Kiwifarms interactions. My favorite is that while they complained about Kiwifarm's "transphobic language" and dislikes autism call outs, they will describe Kiwifarms' lingo as "autistic."

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The other highlights. Hello to @SIGSEGV.

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Just wanted to bring this up, but I believe this is that person's account, Conveniently, all I had to do was search for uses of the term "autistic" in the thread. The username matches up with this weird website where they use the same username (written as MaIware) for Instagram. In addition, their profile on this website uses the same character they seem to have a fascination for on Twitter.

Anyway, their Twitter is mundane. The good stuff is their Kiwifarms interactions. My favorite is that while they complained about Kiwifarm's "transphobic language" and dislikes autism call outs, they will describe Kiwifarms' lingo as "autistic."

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The other highlights. Hello to @SIGSEGV.

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Oh, I remember this guy. Honestly, I'm not surprised that he not only registered on a alias he already but is also still mad about the fact that he's a sped who couldn't even fit in here.

In short, assmad sped who directly interacted with a cow and then accused said cow of being pedo with insufficient proof tries to own the Farms on Twitter.
 
The people who were at war with Mollyhaleismyfriend were much worse weirdos than he was. That guy is just an extreme autist that is frozen at an age where he doesn't seem to even understand sexuality, and is fixated onto children's shows. The Twitter guy is probably one of those other autists that froze at a bit later age and so they saw Eric's retarded art as pedophilia. They were making extremely autistic Youtube exposes and so on.

He has the worst A-Logs of any cow I've seen other than Aaron McCluske, similarly, a fairly profoundly affected autist who used to generate a lot of content but got harassed offline and ruined by fucking retards despite being completely harmless. That guy should fucking kill himself.
 
Another stupid mention in dispatches / Archive from a mentally ill troon. “Cooperating with the police”, fuck that, if the filth want information then go through the correct legal channels, not send phishing emails to get details of people who shared a video.
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Rate me optimistic, but reading this guy's profiles makes me think he's an actual child.
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That's an important clarification, I was ready to hate him otherwise. 🙄

edit: And shame on me, I thought Cage the Elephant was a lot older than they in fact are. Like 1990s/early 2000s for some reason.
 
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