"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

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I agree with that assessment. I did an audio edit of Jim in his early days about just losing interest in a topic.
I’d never heard this before and it makes a lot of sense to me. Especially if you’re a perfectionist, it’s so easy to “let the perfect become the enemy of the done,” so that the project you were so excited about becomes a source of immense stress. If you’ve never experienced this, I’m happy for you because it’s awful.

Some creatives really shine at coming up with ideas and overall narrative, but struggle with the tedious grunt work of execution. That’s one of the hazards of being a one-man band without a team to take direction and execute on your vision. Jim isn’t unique in this.
 
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Beat me to it. When I heard the news, I was like, "Where have I heard that name before? Oh yeah…"


So she won the Republican primary for her district's congressional seat. Thank God it's a blue district and there's still a slim chance she'll ever have any real power. What a nutjob.

The best part is that we can draw comparisons to Brianna Wu. Very very unfavorable comparisons for our resident troon.

Nah, I'm fucking lying. The best part is definitely going to be when AOC stands up to argue with one of Loomer's bills and says "This is a woman who got excited about having babies that would be, quote, Aryan Jews!"
 
The best part is that we can draw comparisons to Brianna Wu. Very very unfavorable comparisons for our resident troon.

Nah, I'm fucking lying. The best part is definitely going to be when AOC stands up to argue with one of Loomer's bills and says "This is a woman who got excited about having babies that would be, quote, Aryan Jews!"
Acting like Loomer getting into congress wouldn't be the funniest fucking shit in the world means you're a fag, if you don't fully support that strong independant proud tradwoman who totes is going to destroy twitter you're a fag.
 
Then his first and only Patreon user-suggested video series was somehow such a burden to him that he repeatedly mentioned it was hard, too restrictive (ie he had to practice concentration instead of just chasing imageboard threads for video ideas like a dog chasing cars) and he never wanted to do anything like it again.

In his defense I kind of get why. His Channel Awesome series started coming out a full year before #ChangeTheChannel happened. The drama with CA was a lot more mellow and more underground before CTC hit. He had less quality material to work with in that video series.

In hindsight he should have waited a couple of years. If he had done it now he would have put out a ton of great videos on the subject.
 
Does anyone know if there's a complete archive of the metocasts he's done and where they might be? I've tried all the sites and at best there's bits and pieces and the most common complete one to find is the IBS apocalypse stream. I'm trying to find a specific one that happened after the Warski/JF split; there's a soundclip in there I'd like to get my hands on, it's Jim saying "1488, slay that pussy."

Edit: Nevermind, I'm an autistic retard and found it.
 
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The best part is definitely going to be when AOC stands up to argue with one of Loomer's bills and says "This is a woman who got excited about having babies that would be, quote, Aryan Jews!"
Better or worse than Loomer's reaction if district voters received ostensibly pro-Loomer phone calls quoting that recording?
 
What was he referencing in this clip? What was the story everyone wanted him to talk about?

It was his ICP rant video part one.

He kept getting requests to talk about pelicans eating cell phones and magnets. This was 2010, so its some sort of Youtube inside reference that didn't withstand the test of time. The original video was in glorious 240p and I didn't think anyone wants to see that. So I did an edit to make it more appealing for modern audiences.
 
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Nah. Jim isn't actively hostile to his pay pigs (except for his weird ego kick of "too many asked me to do it so I won't do it" mentality) and isn't shockingly self-destructive. He's stringing his e-fans along, sure, and he's clearly purposefully avoiding certain subjects for reasons, but to be a Spoony you need real Narcissism, animosity and self-destructive behavior, not just intense laziness and seeming two-facedness (a trait universal to e-celebs).

To be fair, anyone expecting more from Jimothy either hasn't been around from the IA days where he once recorded himself having a small panic attack while chuckling over the flak he knew he'd be getting, either for not uploading a new vid sooner or for making a piss poor vid.
Then his first and only Patreon user-suggested video series was somehow such a burden to him that he repeatedly mentioned it was hard, too restrictive (ie he had to practice concentration instead of just chasing imageboard threads for video ideas like a dog chasing cars) and he never wanted to do anything like it again.
The guy is as averse to the simplest video scheduling and mass criticism as an extreme claustrophobe is averse to looking at a cardboard box.
However, this and his other foibles don't make him a Spoony.
An e-celeb needs to become mad at the internet on such a molecular level that he's irrecognizable, and entirely by his own hands.
Didn't he also finger Jade on stream while drunk?
 
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Didn't he also finger Jade on stream while drunk?
That's what people assumed. The more reasonable assumption is that she just moaning near him to embarrass him on stream and she managed to catch him while he unmuted his mic to talk, since that's the sense of humor both of them have.
 
It sounded like they are doing something that's for sure.
Or just clowning everyone with fake sex noises. People analyzing this clip like it's the audio equivalent of the Zapruder film will never not be hilarious. And it happens every 10 pages or so in this thread. So at least it breaks up all the REEEEEEEing from Jim's haters and crying from Jim fans who are parched for new vids.
 
Or just clowning everyone with fake sex noises. People analyzing this clip like it's the audio equivalent of the Zapruder film will never not be hilarious. And it happens every 10 pages or so in this thread. So at least it breaks up all the REEEEEEEing from Jim's haters and crying from Jim fans who are parched for new vids.
I'm satisfied with the explanation that it's just Jim fingerbanging Jade on a livestream as some kind of weird power move. It's simultaneously the most retarded and most alpha thing I can think of.
 
So at least it breaks up all the REEEEEEEing from Jim's haters and crying from Jim fans who are parched for new vids.

That does seem to be the two main groups anytime Metokur is brought up. The "I like Jim and hope he streams soon" and the "Jim's a sellout and needs to die."

I swear that Metokur gets more hate for the videos he doesn't make then for the ones he does.
 
Or just clowning everyone with fake sex noises. People analyzing this clip like it's the audio equivalent of the Zapruder film will never not be hilarious. And it happens every 10 pages or so in this thread. So at least it breaks up all the REEEEEEEing from Jim's haters and crying from Jim fans who are parched for new vids.
I swear I hear squishy vagoo noises faintly. Then again I'm autistic enough to be in this thread so there's that.
 
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