At least she dropped the claim. This is one thing I sympathize with her on because it's fairly common for people in certain areas to hear from unreliable family members that great-great-grandma was a Cherokee princess. She probably dropped it because she figured it out on her own, but I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt she got taken by a family legend, rather than something she made up for woke points.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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She needs to put her feeder John's money where her bucket mouth is then and start Hoovering champagne fry bread instead of cake.
EDIT: Be a shame if some black woman spammed the shit out of Guntster's social media with that ancestry. Real shame...
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That looks like a 'special/exceptional edition" photo shoot. None of that looks appealing. At. All.
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Tess is the furthest away to make her look the smallest and y’all know damn well it was on purpose.
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I really don't understand why she insists on poking the bear. She thinks she's a public figure but she still seems to think people aren't gonna fact check this shit?
I concur. I hate that she made the claim with zero evidence, but hell, most families had this story. My great-grandmother lied about being half Cherokee and we didn't find out til my grandfather took a DNA test a few years ago.
OK the first post is kinda funny, NGL.
As for the rest....Tess, you are not Ginger Spice and you never will be. None of the rest of them are comparable either.
Also, she looks super short. Like, she's clearly a good bit shorter than everyone else. The dude in red is towering over her and everyone else (who are standing closer to her) also is at least a head or more taller. This alone should've been a reason to not give her a modeling career, not even including the fact that she sucks at it.
Also, WE GET IT, YOU'RE GAY. STFU already.
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She couldn’t imagine it as a young queer kid because she was never a young queer kid.
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Come on now, no way is someone named Ollie L Montgomery not a Sioux.
Maybe she meant cockthaw?
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She looks positively SMALL when paired next to giant trannys.
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I would give her the benefit if she mentioned it in passing, but it’s a consistent pattern with Tess that she always has to identify with oppressed groups as a way to wield power and she should be called out on it. It’s her go-to method to deflect shitty behavior and people trying to challenge her (eg the “they hate me because I’m fat” line). Also she likes being bitchy and gets a little power trip when she can act like an authority on anything and tell people what to do, which atypical identities do since you can claim something is problematic and act like you’re entitled to a “space” to talk.
She is doing the exact same thing now. Obviously she can’t claim to be black, but there’s a reason she keeps tying blm to both the trans/lgbt movement and fat acceptance - once again, she is making a dubious claim for clout (queer instead of Choctaw, which you can’t as easily disprove, and especially because she chose to use the vaguest lgbt identifier possible). It’s definitely her way of shielding herself from criticism, just like how some trans people with threads here will act like anything bad said against them is transphobia when it’s really stuff like how they left their kids and scammed people out of money. Oh hey weird, wonder why that sounds familiar?
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Fat Spice Girls.... No. Just No.
If she's gonna be all gay n shit, she would do better to refer to the iconic gay group " The Village People" . Except that these people look more like a collection of the Fat Village Idiots instead.
Ive always heard that you are what you eat. By looking at Tess, I would assume she has eaten an entire refrigerator - not just the contents of the fridge but the whole damn fridge itself as well.
Curvy my ass, she is a built like a box.
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I see that Tess was going for the drag queen aesthetic with her Fashion to Figure collaboration.
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Her skin looks terrible in that side shot, and she is sure going out of her way to hide that double chin.
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This is what bothered me about the whole AirBnB thing- is she paying all of that money for a private apartment or is this just a possibly shared whoring apartment? She has this whole other apartment in LA, but where is Bowie? In Costa Mesa I’m sure, an hour or more away from his lovely mother.
I certainly hope he isn’t around while these fat bitches take videos of preparing and drinking shots of booze. He must be with Jolene, because I cannot fathom Tess driving from OC to LA with a young child in cargo very often. Bowie is with Tess only long enough for her to take pictures, and then what? Does Jolene take him back to Costa Mesa and babysit him for the remainder of the week?
It bugs me because the video she posted on IG of her in the bath bitching about her kids arguing was filmed in this LA apartment.
Long Beach (where Rylee is?) isn’t too close to West Hollywood and Costa Mesa is even further, she must have Jolene and whoever Rylee is with drop them off at her So Glam West Hollywood Air bnb for a few hours. And in those hours she just takes a fucking bath?! The door was wide open in that bathtub video, her children are too old to see that shit.
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I'm not surprised. Do you have the original post where she claimed it? It's been ages since I read the thread so I don't remember where it was.
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So is the consensus that Tess is ho’ing? I thought it was far fetched at first but I can’t think of any other reason why she’d be cagey about hanging out in a random Air BnB.
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Unless Nick is sending her child support, (which I doubt) I don't see how she's supporting herself and her children.
She gets what, 5K or so four times a year from Flabletics? That won't last, considering even if she doesn't pay rent, she still pays for food, gas, a car payment, all of her "beauty treatments", and God knows what else. I can't see her rolling in the dough for this new modeling job she has.