Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax lost custody of his daughter for a week because he left her with his mom so he could get shitfaced.


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Who would have fucking thought that you might want to pull back on being a professional drunk on the internet when you're going through two separate custody battles, a divorce, and you have just had the cops swing by a couple times on domestic abuse calls?!? Poor fucking Lowtax. The world is so unfair. All he wanted to do was drink a glass of wine and crack jokes with his internet friends. Bad things just keep on happening to him. Everything would be okay if he could just crawl back up his mother's snatch.

I wonder if his daughter is the one inking the Something Awful deal on his end and its being delayed because she was taken away by CPS for a week?
 
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Frank N Berry said:
Lowtax lost custody of his daughter for a week because he left her with his mom so he could get shitfaced.


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I don't get the 'found out about it on the internet' thing. That implies this didn't actually happen and it was made up by someone on a forum, but his 'found that out the hard way' line makes it sound like it's real?

I wish someone who kinda-sorta wrote professionally for 20 years could string together a cohesive statement :(
 
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wreddit said:
I don't get the 'found out about it on the internet' thing. That implies this didn't actually happen and it was made up by someone on a forum, but his 'found that out the hard way' line makes it sound like it's real?

I wish someone who kinda-sorta wrote professionally for 20 years could string together a cohesive statement :(
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Yeah I'm confused about that part too.

However he's being really indignant about it so it sounds like it's true.

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AnOminous said:
Is this what vindication looks like in Kyanka land?

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Looks like the guardian ad litem filed for a temporary restraining order and won.

She filed for it yesterday, and it was granted today, after a hearing.
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Who the hell is Dana Outlaw? And Kenneth Garrett? Thanks for copying and pasting guardian ad litem too, because that explains it all.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Poor Dick Yanker, unfairly cancel cultured through no fault of his own.

Lowtax can't make any coherent points unless they're sandwiched between reams of edgy purple prose. It would be a little gauche to drop some zany baby rape fart humor into this, at least he realizes that.
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The irony of him complaining about cancel culture by catering to a bunch of troons who whine every two seconds about canceling things.

Oh well, maybe one day he will grasp it.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Addicts lie to themselves all the time about their addiction and having justification from an authority figure for your addiction makes it all the more easy. Their medication is prescribed. It's the justification of pill poppers everywhere. Why are they abusing it? Their doctor just doesn't understand or appreciate just how much pain they're in. They wouldn't need to augment their prescription if they just got what they needed. Look at what happened after the opioid crisis caused a crackdown on those scripts. The addicts without access to a pill mill are now heroin addicts. I'm sure most of them would swear up and down that that not only are they not addicted to their script at the time they were taking it, but they'd never do hard drugs ever.
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dr wikipedia is on the case. thanks for shedding light on the opioid crisis.
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I've actually read Goodman & Gilman cover to cover, and I doubt Wikipedia even references the ultra-low dose naltrexone (ULDN) studies from the 80s and 90s. Not to be confused with LDN and some of the rather optimistic claims pertaining thereto. The case for ULDN reversing tolerance is solid.
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INTERNET!!!
If the internet is out to ruin his life, maybe...maybe he should stay off the internet.

Millions, possibly even billions of people survive in these crazy times by not posting streams of them getting drunk and talking about what not-really-opioids they take. Somehow we just manage.

lowtax you went months without seeing your kid so you could fuck a crazy person, surely you can go a couple days without dumping her at granny’s to impress the 5 people left who don’t have an unfavorable opinion of you.
 
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