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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
So he is riding a Harley-Davidson Iron XL883N. They roughly cost about $8,999 new retail + TTL + (((Dealer Fees))), also it looks like he has a full exhaust + air-breather & I would imagine a digital download (maybe even dyno-tuning but that runs $1k depending on dealer) so he he has roughly a $11,000 -$13,000 motorcycle. It is 883cc's which is a good "starter bike". However in the MC world, it's more commonly known as a "chick bike". It is surprising to see him still riding that thing & not graduated to something bigger, Oh well. It also has a 3.5 gallon gas tank so if you actually are taking cross-state trips on it, you're exceptional.
I also want to point out that he almost get his ass taken out on his Iron 883 right here:
Now the transaction history only goes back to July - which is very suspect. Idk if when Dlive moved over from Lino to Lemon token they changed how far back transaction history shows, but all the old trackers that could really show us no longer work.
God, what a shitshow of a website DLive has become in a year.
You used to be able to go to https://tracker.lino.network/ and see EVERYTHING, when before the site was bought out by crypto scammers.
Concerning Matthew "I Dun Goofed as a Parent, Now I Will Raise Ralph's Rent" Vickers:
I'm MV's age (painfully stereotypical GenXer), and nearly all my friends have kids. I'm guessing in the kindest way that the general age demographic here at KF swings lower, in general. I love how boomers, zoomers, and Millennials are catching all the heat these days, while Generation X sits back and giggles.
Coming from an admitted old piece of shit here (who's has been following the finest in internet trash fires since the early ED days), in other words...
My generation is fucking trash and they are trash parents. Think of what kind of parenting role models we had to go off of. Kurt and Courtney? Bitch PLEASE. Fucking vapid jaded assholes who stay glued to phones constantly then wonder why their kids are social autists and can't deal with other living beings. Addicts. Hypocrites. Just like our boomer parents.
I grew up among these motherfuckers and what I experienced made me fear for the future. I am eternally thankful there's never been any Jiz Jr., Jizelda, or Non Binary Jiz Option falling out some poor woman's frontbutt so far.
Matthew, since you lurk (and btw I've lurked here off-and-on for the past couple years but went temporarily insane due to seeing multicolored dancing gunts in my sleep and decided to register), I want to point something out:
You describe in detail how you isolated Faith, then openly ponder how she ended up becoming a misguided reptile.
That's a pretty big fucking self-own. Speaks for itself.
Don't get me wrong. I wish the best for all involved, especially poor innocent (I'm assuming) Mrs. Vickers. Even if the best doesn't come, you're providing us with some great content and bless you for it.
I just want you to take a break, when possible, and look inward, and into the past, look at how you raised that girl, and be honest with yourself, because once you take away the internet, all she had for examples for humanity was yourself and your wife--the people she witnessed and emulated prior to her becoming active online.
Don't be like the others in our peer group who basically puss out and refuse to take responsibility for how their kids turned out. Don't be like our 80s forebears who tried to blame D&D and Heavy Metal for delinquency. Don't be a dick and overshare too much more shit about your daughter (insert Gunt joke I'm too baked to formulate).
I could tell you plenty about being raised like veal alone in the middle of nowhere, but I've shared enough carelord shit for a year's worth of moralfagging. Matthew, my dad steadfastly refuses to acknowledge and apologize for his mistakes, and it turned me into, for a time, Ethan (minus the 18 year old) before I grew up and fixed shit. I sense you are not that kind of asshole, so run with that so that this has a happy(ish) ending...I prefer an ending with continued lulz and, yes...nectar.
Also Candy Boreski and AIDS Moby can fly their Microsoft Simulator CopeJet into my pants and eat the almond dust dingleberries out of my dirty old asshole.
>A grifter gets to taste his own medicine
Stings doesn't it Ethan ? The universe is beautiful and fair and it always keeps the balance. Whatever you grifted shall be repaid to you in kind now. That's how the balance will be kept. Enjoy your personal hell, you earned it, you devised it and now you are gonna burn in it for all eternity. In that prison of hanging flesh that you call a body with your gluttony being the bars and your greed and sloth being your shackles, with your wrath and lust being your blindfold ,with your pride being your earmuffs and your envy being your jailor.
>A grifter gets to taste his own medicine
Stings doesn't it Ethan ? The universe is beautiful and fair and it always keeps the balance. Whatever you grifted shall be repaid to you in kind now. That's how the balance will be kept. Enjoy your personal hell, you earned it, you devised it and now you are gonna burn in it for all eternity. In that prison of hanging flesh that you call a body with your gluttony being the bars and your greed and sloth being your shackles, with your wrath and lust being your blindfold ,with your pride being your earmuffs and your envy being your jailor.
We won't know untill it happens, untill then we just harvest our corn as dutiful farmers my friend.
Edit:
Is it just me or do i find the retardarium to be an ironically enough retarded idea that could backfire later on? I like Matt a logging gunty and of course he has every right to with whats going on in his family and his whore of a daughter. However this could have bad implications later on, especially with that weird grift that seems to be in the works. Dont overplay your hand Mr. Vickers, he who rolls in the gutter also comes out covered in shit most of the time.
So he is riding a Harley-Davidson Iron XL883N. They roughly cost about $8,999 new retail + TTL + (((Dealer Fees))), also it looks like he has a full exhaust + air-breather & I would imagine a digital download (maybe even dyno-tuning but that runs $1k depending on dealer) so he he has roughly a $11,000 -$13,000 motorcycle. It is 883cc's which is a good "starter bike". However in the MC world, it's more commonly known as a "chick bike". It is surprising to see him still riding that thing & not graduated to something bigger, Oh well. It also has a 3.5 gallon gas tank so if you actually are taking cross-state trips on it, you're exceptional.
I also want to point out that he almost get his ass taken out on his Iron 883 right here:
Arkansas is like the water filter of the south, it's culture is only what it can steal from bordering states, mostly the bad shit. Also its Missouris bitch because it still has the worst blue laws and vice taxes in the country so Missouri gets to grift them hard on cheap hooch and cigs.
"Rad Roberts" is the silliest shit I've ever heard in my life. It's the exact kind of name a drunk southern hick would choose because they thought it sounded cool. Say the name with a southern accent. That's how you know 100% for sure that it's Ralph.
I mean, I'd say "Pierre Delecto" was more ridiculous (especially since that was a literal former major-party Presidential candidate), but yeah, this is up there.
I mean, I'd say "Pierre Delecto" was more ridiculous (especially since that was a literal former major-party Presidential candidate), but yeah, this is up there.
Drumr828 what a cringelord. Believes hes some sort of big man cause he has a youtube account with a meager amount of subs. Fucking SAD! "Im giving you an opportunity here" Drumr newsflash you run an obscure clipping channel your not some sort of hotshot anyone gives a fuck about. He has a disgusting smugness thats almost on a sargonian level.
Why are there so many people who are so afraid of Jarbo? Warski, Pesos, Ralph and Drumr all shake in their boots when they think of a MM redemption arc.
What a dummy, can´t even dunk on mundane fucking matt properly. SAD
Agreed, the argument with Boulder Bitch made him out to be a disingenuous Gunteneer. Does he not realize that Ralph has been doing the same exact shit Matt did, but on a much grander scale? He always tries to have the high ground but really he's just coming off as a moralfag who goes after low hanging fruit.
Looking back on all the information we now have, does anyone else think that the Gunt leaked the video to get rid of Faith? He obviously has no emotional attachment to the girl, he was telling her father just prior to the leak that she was bad for his "business" or "career" or whatever he wants to call it and he wanted her gone.
What if he put it out there to own her ex but also to make sure she never came back? Think about it, she kept calling him from the nuthouse. If she'd never contacted him again, would he even know where she was? What if this was all a comical plan to piss someone off with a side benefit of being rid of this annoying creature he was tired of fucking but actually ended up getting stuck with her for another year or two until the statutes of limitation run out on the revenge porn bit?
Imagine being a NEET that rarely leaves his house, cleans his room or washes his own dick but now you're magically responsible for an 18 year old horrorcow and her $10k of medical debt that she racked up only because she couldn't fess up to telling tall tales to her parents.
I listened to a bit of the jarbo and drumr828 conversation today, incredible that you can come off more annoying and gay than jarbo. I like drumr828s videos but holy fuck was he ever obnoxious in that conversation. Harping on about matt flagging shit still is just so boring. Who fucking cares at this point.
Looking back on all the information we now have, does anyone else think that the Gunt leaked the video to get rid of Faith? He obviously has no emotional attachment to the girl, he was telling her father just prior to the leak that she was bad for his "business" or "career" or whatever he wants to call it and he wanted her gone.
What if he put it out there to own her ex but also to make sure she never came back? Think about it, she kept calling him from the nuthouse. If she'd never contacted him again, would he even know where she was? What if this was all a comical plan to piss someone off with a side benefit of being rid of this annoying creature he was tired of fucking but actually ended up getting stuck with her for another year or two until the statutes of limitation run out on the revenge porn bit?
Imagine being a NEET that rarely leaves his house, cleans his room or washes his own dick but now you're magically responsible for an 18 year old horrorcow and her $10k of medical debt that she racked up only because she couldn't fess up to telling tall tales to her parents.
Thats a stupid theory for all this, number one because it assumes that Ralph is capable of thinking clearly enough to think up a plan like that. But secondly because from what I gathered Ralph was always of the opinion that Faith was lying to her parents and always intended on coming back to him so it makes way more sense that he was just unloading more bullshit onto Mr. V, telling him what he wanted to hear to own the libs. We have literal years of ralphs level of gay ops, what you suggest is way to complex for the gunt to think of let alone pull off.
Looking back on all the information we now have, does anyone else think that the Gunt leaked the video to get rid of Faith? He obviously has no emotional attachment to the girl, he was telling her father just prior to the leak that she was bad for his "business" or "career" or whatever he wants to call it and he wanted her gone.
What if he put it out there to own her ex but also to make sure she never came back? Think about it, she kept calling him from the nuthouse. If she'd never contacted him again, would he even know where she was? What if this was all a comical plan to piss someone off with a side benefit of being rid of this annoying creature he was tired of fucking but actually ended up getting stuck with her for another year or two until the statutes of limitation run out on the revenge porn bit?
Imagine being a NEET that rarely leaves his house, cleans his room or washes his own dick but now you're magically responsible for an 18 year old horrorcow and her $10k of medical debt that she racked up only because she couldn't fess up to telling tall tales to her parents.
I think he just got drunk as a skunk and got really pissed at meth head and in his booze filled brain thought.
Oh yea meth head look at this. Never thinking that meth head would show the link on screen.
And here we are.
