🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MediocreMilt]

It's up boys

http://www.aborttheretort.com/privileged-communications/radroberts/

This is the best Early Access game I've ever played. Ugly at first, but just dropping in new content every day.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's up boys

http://www.aborttheretort.com/privileged-communications/radroberts/

It's because he fears the Vickers

 

[World Star]

More Rad Roberts emails, this is great shit.

 

[Immortal Technique]

It's up boys

http://www.aborttheretort.com/privileged-communications/radroberts/

Start being a good Kiwi and archive these things. Can't have this gold slip through our fingers and get lost.

http://archive.md/yJavT

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

It's up boys

http://www.aborttheretort.com/privileged-communications/radroberts/

He even tries to act like a tough guy in emails. This is just one of a few times he tried to threaten someone with his over 200 viewers. What a goofball @theralph

 

[Noproblemo]

"The Rad Robert emails: A dramatic reading" when?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

This is the best Early Access game I've ever played. Ugly at first, but just dropping in new content every day.

It's great to be sure but why can't the man just post screengrabs of the drama like a normal human being? Typing it all out makes this all feel like a dramatic LiveJournal happening from the early 00s.

 

[Haru Okumura]

@Null Is outoftime2218@gmail.com (a Vickers-confirmed Ethan sockpuppet email) associated with any Kiwi Farms account?

 

[Edilg]

Start being a good Kiwi and archive these things. Can't have this gold slip through our fingers and get lost.

http://archive.md/yJavT

Sorry. I'm on my phone and away from my house. I'll edit it when I get home.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

@Null is outoftime2218@gmail.com (a Vickers-confirmed Ethan sockpuppet email) associated with any Kiwi Farms account?

Yeah I was about to ask that along with trying to see it attached to any search results

 

[Cow Poly]

Indeed.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

View attachment 1538031
Indeed.

I'm waiting with baited breath.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Gunty canceled his show in light of these revealings probably, how convenient.

 

[Desktop User2]

"Rad Roberts" is the silliest shit I've ever heard in my life. It's the exact kind of name a drunk southern hick would choose because they thought it sounded cool. Say the name with a southern accent. That's how you know 100% for sure that it's Ralph.

Too much wrestling and shit kicking does it for you... or with the name alliteration maybe he was inspired by comic books: his super power was to shrink his cock to nanometers and shape his gunt as he wishes.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

@theralph what kind of man calls another man intriguing? Faggot.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

is anyone planning on writing a TLDR? because if no one is I might as well try and write it.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

is anyone planning on writing a TLDR? because if no one is I might as well try and write it.

We could have multiple critiques with the amount of faggotry contained within the Rad Report.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

is anyone planning on writing a TLDR? because if no one is I might as well try and write it.

Let them read, it's not that long. You have to be mentally retarded to not be able to get through that. I think it's well worth it

 

[All becomes gunt]

You know at this point Faith will release a sex tape of her making Ralph go "oink for the camera piggy" while thrusting her fist between his gunt cheeks.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Motherfucker holy shit

https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1296995291996893184

Matthew Vickers on Twitter: "I apparently struck a nerve.… "

archived 22 Aug 2020 02:20:13 UTC

archive.md

Edit: Mr. Vickers has since deleted this tweet and Ralph is likely not the cause, as much as he'd like to be.