Megathread Most physically repulsive tranny?

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The 4th and 5th pics are of a famous drag queen from RuPaul's Drag Race, Darienne Lake, so the people are likely fans since he's genuinely pretty funny and won't fuck him (unless they're star fuckers).

I found an untapped goldmine (at least from a cursory search of this thread) of 30,000 photos in the form of a Flickr group unironically called "Passable Girl" NOTE: if you wanna harvest this bounty, for Flickr, you have to go the extra step of looking at the source code (ctrl+U) and then looking for the ".jpg" link EDIT: For some reason, some pics don't load here when you just use the URL so I had to download them and reupload them to the post. Most of these troons are the middle-aged MtF trannies who legitimately want to look like a sexy woman but sadly their effort (like using a decent wig sometimes, which most of these new troons should think about) is overshadowed by their age and man features. These are my favorite types of trannies to both make fun of and somewhat respect for several reasons: they fully embrace the now-considered-transphobic idea that trannies should attempt to be passable, they often look like shit, and they don't seem to be particularly politically active or "in-your-face". I've linked some choice pics from the pool in the spoiler below to help with scrolling.

This "Passable Girl" needs to learn about contouring to minimize certain features
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This one's passable in the sense of passing for a worn-out GMILF former methhead Floridian. The ones who dress age appropriately often seem to have the most success since they're being realists (well, as realist as a tranny can be).
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He looks like some rejected SNL sketch character
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Proto-"It's ma'am!"
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How I found this group was by Bing-ing "Hooters tranny" because I had seen this one tranny on YouTube who would do videos pretending to take fake customers' orders and flirting with them while dressed as a Hooters girl. Sadly not the same one but not surprised this is a common theme.
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Remember when I said you need to dress age-approriate?
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My first thought when I saw this was "Christopher Lloyd in drag"
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Tranny + crazy eyes = most likely on the sex offender registry
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Newman from Seinfeld cosplaying as a middle-aged suburban Wisconsin mom
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Plaid couches are the ultimate aphrodisiac
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Josie repping the small-tittied girls
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Looks like some c-list Australian television personality
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Robin Williams's Mrs. Doubtfire screen test
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This Flickr is a gold mine.
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“Dawn West” is some decrepit old dude who photographs himself visiting various UK churches and memorials while dressed like a tarty school girl.

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The ones here who sincerely think they might pass as women...are they just super-duper autistic, and think makeup+wig+dress/skirt =woman?
(I assume the total AGP fetishists know they don't, but enjoy trolling people into being forced to pretend they do)
 
What gives it another level is that he doesn't seem to be enjoying himself at all. None of those photos even cracks a smile, just that jowly distant look. There seems to be a photographer behind the lens. Wonder what they're like.
 
What gives it another level is that he doesn't seem to be enjoying himself at all. None of those photos even cracks a smile, just that jowly distant look. There seems to be a photographer behind the lens. Wonder what they're like.

There's an observable scale to it. The elder troons (50+) can't crack a smile even when they're taking a photo for the album, they just have the universal deer-in-headlights look like they've been dressed up and photographed against their will. The slightly-less-elder troons (29-49) can smile, but it's that creepy AGP smirk. The younger troons (22-28 ) seem to generally be able to smile normally, or at least do a fairly convincing one on command for photos. Then the 18-21 bracket is where you find the troons who smile normally, probably because they started hormones early enough to have a shot at actually looking like a woman and aren't (yet) completely devoid of happiness.
 
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This is why friend's shouldn't lie to friend's it builds up. Into whatever these troons are.
There's an observable scale to it. The elder troons (50+) can't crack a smile even when they're taking a photo for the album, they just have the universal deer-in-headlights look like they've been dressed up and photographed against their will. The slightly-less-elder troons (29-49) can smile, but it's that creepy AGP smirk. The younger troons (22-28 ) seem to generally be able to smile normally, or at least do a fairly convincing one on command for photos. Then the 18-21 bracket is where you find the troons who smile normally, probably because they started hormones early enough to have a shot at actually looking like a woman and aren't (yet) completely devoid of happiness.
I'm shocked to witness all the old Looney troons, they're truly an unruly and dying breed.
I bet the "passing" one's hate them lol.
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This "Passable Girl" needs to learn about contouring to minimize certain features
He can't seem to decide whether he's a "Girly Girl" or Grizzly Adams.

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-blonde hair
-blue eyes
-athletic build

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He should probably stick with "Grizzly"

 
He can't seem to decide whether he's a "Girly Girl" or Grizzly Adams.

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-6'2" in bare feet
-195 lbs.
-blonde hair
-blue eyes
-athletic build

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He should probably stick with "Grizzly"

I believe the term you're searching for is Rachel McGrizzly Adams.
 
He can't seem to decide whether he's a "Girly Girl" or Grizzly Adams.

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-6'2" in bare feet
-195 lbs.
-blonde hair
-blue eyes
-athletic build

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He should probably stick with "Grizzly"

He's one of the few here who actually looks fine as a guy, instead of being just an ugly dude and an even uglier lady. The beard is at least much more flattering to that wide jaw. Why do they have to ruin it?
 
He's one of the few here who actually looks fine as a guy, instead of being just an ugly dude and an even uglier lady. The beard is at least much more flattering to that wide jaw. Why do they have to ruin it?
I was thinking the same thing. I mean, even as far as the tranny shit goes? This?
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With the beard trimmed close? This is actually a weirdly...good look. Reminds me of that bearded drag trend that was going around for a while. Despite women obviously not having beards it's so much less uncanny than his bare face which veers hard into kill-it-with-fire territory.
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Better to keep that thing covered up.
 
I was thinking the same thing. I mean, even as far as the tranny shit goes? This?
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With the beard trimmed close? This is actually a weirdly...good look. Reminds me of that bearded drag trend that was going around for a while. Despite women obviously not having beards it's so much less uncanny than his bare face which veers hard into kill-it-with-fire territory.
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Better to keep that thing covered up.
He actually seems good with makeup and doesn't overdo it, unlike a lot of other examples here so it helps. The boobs just make me uncomfortable, but if he was just a metrosexual (does anyone use that phrase anymore?) guy without those it wouldn't be too bad.

(Also, I think I might know the maker of that leather bodice he's wearing and I'm curious about whether he's gone to any renn faires I know of and/or been to...)
 
Inspired by the Flickr pool above I have delurked to point you in the direction of ‘Sparkle Weekend’, a yearly opportunity to observe the older TS/TV-about-town in daylight, en masse. Sparkle is the ‘Passable Girl’ Flickr pool made flesh.

Founded in 2004, Sparkle predates the T being officially added to the LGB by decade and despite the best efforts of a new, woke organising committee, it stubbornly refuses to modernise. At Sparkle, there are no Prom Kings or Non-Binary monarchs, even the local Drag Queens know this isn’t their time to shine.
Sparkle is for good old fashioned heterosexual transvestites, fetishy cross dressers and the odd, mostly-horrified actually-passing transsexual. Here, passing is not the aim. No one in the ‘Miss Sparkle’ contest actually looks, sounds or moves like a female human, and it’s even more obvious in the ‘Miss Golden Sparkle’ category (for the 55 and ups).

Sparkle happens in the same park as Manchester Pride, which takes place 6 weeks later. Manchester Pride is an expensive, wristbanded event, but not so Sparkle. If you forget which weekend it is and take the wrong short cut behind the town centre, you can just happen across it - I recommend parents pop along with their ROGD teenagers, because nothing will make being transgender less appealing than a 1000 sunburned, middle aged men in miniskirts, drinking pints of Tetley.

You can see smaller numbers of Sparkle ‘ladies’ after dark every Wednesday and Saturday in the gay village (still known locally as ‘Tranny nights’ despite online activists attempts to wipe any and all descriptive terms out of the dictionary entirely)
On these nights, T-Girls get in ‘Napoleons’ nightclub for free, but women have to pay, is this ‘non-passing privilege’? it might be if ‘Naps’ had a less sticky carpet, if you didn’t have to push past scores of ‘Chasers’ to get to the bar. Still, no Tranny Night in the village can compare to the shock of seeing so many T Girls in broad daylight on Sparkle Weekend.

I’ve attached a few pictures but really, nothing beats seeing a few Miss Golden Sparkle competitors in motion - luckily YouTube has several years worth to chose from:

Sparkle ’ladies’ talking heads from 2009: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CoJ1LjM-vw

Bridal Fashion Show (with inexplicably elderly ‘Cinderella’ re-enactmen) from 2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKhTXNM9D1g

There is always a big line up of all-tran-bands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05EDiT1TBs8
This band is called ‘Kinky Minx’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdEWMU8JZI

Saving the best for last, Miss Golden Sparkle 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VtyQE6VPk

and Miss Sparkle and Miss Golden Sparkle 2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcvrDWjTk8

and to round the post up in an on-topic manner, here’s a better look at my favourite Over 55 TGirl beauty queen of 2015, Paula: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6mN4IFW9zQ

oh, and Sparkle has a Flickr group too: this ‘lady’ appears to be having some gusset-troubles:


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For some reason this made me laugh out loud. The image of this biking tranny belting down that hill whilst desperately hoping that nylon wig doesn't fly off...
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I don't know where to start with laughing boy.
 
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