Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

They do that all the time. I got the Han Solo Astro van several years back when I saw it on clearance because how could I not get something that perfect.
View attachment 1537968
I'm talking about ugly as shit toys. Difference is that van looks cool as fuck and it looks like something someone would get painted on their van. What we're looking at here is a horribly deformed goblin baby.

Even the R2-D2 hot wheels looked better than that.
1598061483344.jpeg
1598061506710.jpeg
1598061519442.jpeg

They could've just done Baby Yeed on a van or just do like the third one and have baby yeed in his hover stroller with wheels. Even the shitty Jar Jar one looks more like a car.
1598061626244.jpeg
 
Last edited:
This might surprise everyone on this thread, given the near-endless praise I give the Yuuzhan Vong on a routine basis...when I first heard of them, and saw images of them, I thought they would make for something incredibly stupid and schlocky. My first instinct wasn't to compare them to something from 40K (which I'll admit, regrettably has more to do with my inexperience with that franchise), but rather to some generic edgy enemy types from some uber-bleak video game like Resistance or something. I didn't think I would like them at all. It was only upon reading NJO, and witnessing their militant religious dogma and parallels to historical holy wars, that I really began to become fascinated with them.

And while others have rightfully pointed out that the initial drawback for the Vong is that they don't match the rest of the Star Wars galaxy...that's precisely why I found them so terrifying. You look at the Empire and the Sith, and you can find them comprehensible and grounded enough to see where they'd fit in the SW galaxy. But the Yuuzhan Vong have this eerie, otherworldly, almost Giger-esque quality about them, made all the more foreboding by their seemingly-ancient connection to the Star Wars galaxy and the mystery shrouding their immunity from the Force.

What made the Vong such a different and welcome threat is that unlike the Empire or the Sith, the first major obstacle in facing them is understanding what they are, and how they come to even exist as anomalies in the Force. That kind of terror and uncertainty in a major threat is something that, I feel, gave a unique sense of distinction from the kinds of wars fought in the Star Wars galaxy up till that point. But that's just my opinion.

I've never really heard of online hate for LOTF but then again I dropped out of fandom centric things a loooooong time ago.
While I'm not aware of any online hate for LotF somehow not surprised at all.
All I can ask you gentlemen is: what blessed rock have you been living under, and is there room under it for me as well? Because everywhere I fucking go online, if longtime EU Readers aren't bitching and moaning about the Yuuzhan Vong dropping a moon on Chewbacca (which, funnily enough, isn't how he dies in the book---the burning atmosphere of the crumbling planet is what kills him), they're bitching and moaning about "Denning ruined the EU with his edgy fixation on gore and boobies and ruining everyone's character!!!!1!" Every community from r/StarWarsEU to the Jedi Council Forums has the weirdest hate-boner for this guy, and every story arc he's ever touched...with LOTF and FOTJ being the most reviled of his contributions, to the point where they're referred to as the "Denningverse" (even though he collaborated with two other authors on both story arcs, but oh, well).

Now, I sometimes see EU newcomers offering some praise to LOTF, which largely comes about in discussions whenever people discuss Crylo Ren and his similarities to Jacen Solo, with virtually everyone agreeing that Jacen's downfall was handled better (even though that isn't much of a feat, given the competition). But even that's rare, and buried under thousands of other voices calling for Denning's blood.

I mean, fuck...what shipping did he cancel or book did he write to get on everyone's shitlist? He seems perfectly competent to me.

This board can attest that people who post on online forums can be autistic AF. Despite the unjustified hate it receives it was a successful series imo. Have a feeling it was successful financially as well. It is news to me though that people thought it was disrespectful to OT trilogy characters. All of those books were incredibly consistent in their development of All of the characters involved and everyone's story took some unexpected, interesting turns.
I don't remember where I read it, but I think LOTF fared better sales-wise than Dark Nest...at least five entries made it into the New York Times Best Sellers' List, with Fury coming the highest at #3....but I don't know how indicative of a success that is, given what I hear about how that list is assembled.

The chunk of the fandom that I've noticed is particularly salty about the treatment of the OT Characters during the Del Rey Era of publishing are the Luke Skywalker fans. You can still find old posts on Jedi Council Forums of people bitching and moaning about how the focus really moved to the Solo Family in NJO and LOTF, and the sparse family drama Luke does receive is more melancholy and tense with his son. People accused Del Rey of "hating and wanting to undermine" Luke as a character, even though I couldn't disagree with that more, considering the reverence and authenticity to his on-screen counterpart in ROTJ that the Del Rey authors were trying to achieve.

LOTF is a perfect example of a darker Star Wars that stays true to the core tenets of Star Wars imo.(NJO is good but a)I haven't read it completely, b)I maintain some of the redefinition of the force are sacrilege imo). It succeeds where the ST fails in challenging its characters with really intense drama and incredibly tragic events while still staying true and not invalidating the OT we see in the movies. It's shame we couldn't get this story eventually on film. Disney literally had at least 2 decades worth of storylines in the EU they could have used complete with all the wokeness they desired Sword of the Jedi anyone? yet still managed to fuck it up. It's impressive in it's ineptitude.

As I've stated on previous posts, the real improvement LOTF has over the farcical family drama of the ST is that it actually presents events that have weight to them. While the ST versions of Han and Leia seem weak-willed and aloof when it comes to the actions of their school shooter son, LOTF Han and Leia aren't taking any of Jacen's bullshit. They have emotional agency as characters---they challenge and oppose Jacen's actions, and have bitter, heart-wrenching and harrowing exchanges with him...you know, kind of like how a real family does. The way that ST Han/Leia react to the situation with Crylo seems so out of character for them, especially when you consider how actively they'd argue and confront each other in the OT. It's almost like the Disney Writers have no understanding of these characters at all...but that would be crazy, right? Also, speaking to your desire for LOTF's events making it to screen...I do believe there is a fan-film some passionate fans made a few years ago, one that got a lot of acclaim from the fan-film community. I haven't seen it myself, obviously to avoid spoilers, but I've heard its good...and apparently the casting for Jaina is spot-on.

To the bolded, I'm just going to say that I'm relieved beyond measure that Disney/LFL and their cabal of creatively-inept chimps will never contribute ANYTHING to the Expanded Universe timeline, especially Sword Of The Jedi. Could you imagine how they'd wreck Jaina's character with the kind of spergy female character writing they have polluting their own canon?

I can't think of a bigger disgrace to Jaina Solo, one of the best and beloved female characters in the EU, suddenly augmented to spew Tumblr-level "witty" dialogue and lol-so-random antics like Doctor "No Sales" Aphra.

I do remember all the hate for NJO in '99 - early '00s because everyone though extra-galactic invisible to the force aliens with superior "tech" was lame. (also people were upset about Chewie dying but honestly I think he had the most epic death of any SW character, though the war with the Vong was to have a whole fucking slew of epic deaths)
When browsing some of the early reactions to NJO, another big complaint people have with NJO was how unrelentingly bleak and depressing it was, as opposed to the relatively optimistic and light tone of the Bantam Era Books. The political and world climate in which NJO was published didn't help things, either...in fact, I think Star By Star was published two months after September 11th 2001, which I have to say is some unfortunate fucking timing...especially considering the absolute tragedy that envelops that book. A lot of people were just emotionally drained, and were not receptive to being pelted with misery and hopelessness from their escapist fantasy space opera book series.

And look, I can sympathize with that. But part of me is relieved that Del Rey didn't cancel or course-correct NJO just to accommodate for the climate of the time. The reason being that I think books or any kind of fictional media should exist in a vacuum, and tell their intended story regardless of world events...precisely because those events aren't going to affect how the story ages. Part of what made NJO a revelation of quality when I picked it up a few years ago was because of the stale, stakeless and boring state of Star Wars under Disney. TFA and Rogue One had been released, Rebels was over, and TLJ was on the way...and the surrounding books and comics were the most inconsequential, monster-of-the-week filler garbage you could ask for. So imagine my amazement where I pick up a Star Wars novel where bleak, tragic and galaxy-shattering events are allowed to happen, and conflict is characterized by the kind of brutalistic warfare that turns children into adults overnight...which it does, in the case of the Solo Children. If I had somehow been denied a story this good because of the political climate of when it was written, I would be beyond disappointed...I probably would've never re-ignited my love of Star Wars after Disney had utterly ground it to dust.

For all of the controversy and detestement NJO received in a bleak and hostile world of the early 2000's, it has aged really well, and touches on narrative aspects and an original threat that will stand the test of time well after Disney has exhausted the Rebels vs Empire formula for the 200th time.

I will say though, the fact that they got Mark Hamil to do a vocal trailer for Vector Prime was fucking awesome though. Showed just how interconnected the EU was with mainline Star Wars.
That trailer was badass. The ones Random House made for Darth Plagueis and Fate Of The Jedi were pretty dope as well.

I do remember reading one of the EU books where the Vong are introduced and I think Luke's son or maybe Jacen end up sabotaging an entire Vong ship because they have no defense against the force or lightsabers and I always thought that was pretty damn funny.
It's been at least 3 years since I read Vector Prime, but I think it was Jacen or Wurth Skidder who infiltrated the Vong ship...which, actually needed to happen, since Danni Quee was imprisoned on board, and she was about to skinned alive in some Vong torture chamber.

Speaking of faults with NJO...fucking Danni Quee. A character introduced, went nowhere, and served no purpose after NJO. What the fuck was the point of her, beside cockblocking Jacen's attempts to hit on her?

I was initially in that camp as well but as the war wore on, the books got really good and I kind of got into it. The stakes felt super high every book and there was a lot of palpable drama. It made for good reading, especially as a young man. I feel some people just never got over their initial dislike of the Vong, whereas I did.
I loved how colossal and apocalyptic the stakes were in NJO, and how the longer the war dragged on, the more even stalwart veterans like Luke and Mara were beginning to wonder if it was ever going to end, or if there really was a way to defeat the Vong. It really made the conflict seem less like a monster-of-the-week threat like the various Imperial Remnant attacks from the Bantam Era, and more like the next great conflict in the franchise after the Clone Wars and Galactic Civil War.

The series also had zero reservations about executing younger characters while the older ones were left to mournfully linger. That made it feel like a real war, in all of its ugly glory.

Personally I didn't think they were "not Star Wars" per se, but their actions and portrayal felt more "not Star Wars". They essentially felt like a crossover faction from 40k and while I appreciated the fact that they weren't just another Empire clone faction, their methods and successes felt very unfitting to the setting which can be open to dark, but it shouldn't be so open to grimdark since SW at its core is more optimistic and hopeful than other franchises while still allowing for tragedies,
I would agree if we were strictly talking about the movies. Regarding the EU, however, I've always felt like there was more wiggle room to tackle more serious, harrowing and mature subject matter. There's a lot of people who feel that Star Wars doesn't lend itself to anything besides simplistic and binary space opera heroics...and I disagree. When talking about EU Media that caters towards a somewhat niche part of the fanbase, I think the galaxy has room for a lot of genres and storytelling sensibilities you wouldn't find in the movies, or even the cartoons. Stuff like the military sci-fi that Zahn and Traviss brought to the table, the complex high fantasy elements in Tales and Dawn, the labyrinthine politics in Plagueis and Cloak Of Deception...even KOTOR I and II touch on a lot of elements most would consider too taboo for Star Wars, with KOTOR II touching on genocidal warfare, nihilism, existential theology, and even sexuality. I think that because only a certain segment of the fandom indulges in the comics, novels and games, the gloves can come off and the writers can incorporate genres and contact that would blinside mainstream audiences.

There's a lot of violence, sexual suggestions and political intrigue in both NJO and LOTF that would probably never make it into most modern Disney SW works...and I think it has to do with the writers being conscious that more adults were following the EU during the Del Rey Era of publishing, while kids were fucking off playing LEGO Star Wars, or something.

Aiming to an older demographic gives a little bit of leeway, I think, to delve into genre or tonal territory that isn't necessarily present in the films. The only required caveat, I think, is that the stories written in that more relaxed environment should still be of quality...which, thankfully, NJO and LOTF are.

but with the Vong they just nuked many iconic places and scarred them for centuries while also nuking fan favorite locations and potential next generations for shock value and increase sells if nothing else, like Nar Shaddar and M-TD (with deaths such as these really offering nothing and barely even registering for other characters, only the reader). The only deaths/destruction that were actually brilliantly done were Chewbacca's, Borsk Feylya's (a bothan and New Republic head of state for those who don't know) and Coruscant's destruction. These three left quite the prominent impact and felt like they meant something in how they were executed in contrast to everything else which could feel hollow and clickbaity.
I don't know if I would agree that the bolded were the only deaths that were well-done, but they were certainly standout moments in the story. I think I'll echo some of the other people on this thread by saying that what I found impactful about the Vong Crusade wasn't just who died or what place got destroyed....it was how, and why. The brutal tactics and demoralizing intentions of the Vong destroying places like the Gardens of Ithor or the Libaries of Obroa-Skai made them feel like a force to be reckoned with. I understand the reluctance of seeing iconic landmarks of the EU Lore reduced to ash, but I don't think I could call them hollow, not with the intentions behind them.

I would also add Anakin Solo's Death to your list of masterfully-impactful deaths. A Wookie Warrior and a Chief Of State are certainly not small casualties...but Anakin was not only impossibly-young, but even being deceptively staged as a long-term protagonist. Just prior to Star By Star, the narrative had set him up as determined to patch things up with his father following Chewbacca's death, taking the first steps to understanding the Yuuzhan Vong as something other than faceless enemies, regarded as a hero by the galaxy, and reuniting with his love interest from childhood. The writers built mountains of investment for the character...and then in the very next book, killed him off in one of the most unrelentingly-cruel and hopeless deaths in Star Wars history.

The young, wide-eyed, hopeful 15-year-old would be protagonist...lifeless only a week after sharing his first kiss. It really is a snapshot in time, of an era when Star Wars writers had balls to dwarf the Death Star.

But that's just my view on the subject and I've always said I'm mixed on the Vong in this thread (and this is coming from a guy who is pretty forgiving of faults in past SW media) but if I had to pick between the two timelines, I would gladly choose the Vong future over the Disney one, since at least in the first the Skywalkers still come out on top and the message of hope and forgiveness (an optimistic tone) still rings true despite the grimdark and the exploration of Vong culture and their biotech is really engaging. Only thing they were missing was their own language system.
I think the exploration of the different castes and their deities (Yun-Harla, Yun-Shuno, and how they believed the Solo Twins were the reincarnation of those two) were fascinating as well, in addition to learning how much of their religion was founded on the experience of having their bodies expelled from the Force.

It gave a lot of mythological, Milton-esque weight to the Vong as a race and culture.

I really didn't mind Grimdark Wars, it added a gravitas that wasn't there previously. I felt as if maybe the Empire should have been this hard on dissidents all along to really drive home the brutality of their policies. How is the destruction of Alderaan less grim than an exterminatus happening?
I guess the difference between the Empire destroying shit and the Vong cutting a bloody swath across the galaxy is that the goals and motivation are different. When Tarkin destroys Alderaan, he does so to intimdate the Rebel Alliance, emotionally cripple Leia, and send a warning to other insurrectionist opposition to the Empire....but the goal of him and his superiors is, ultimately, conquest and obedience from the galaxy. Preserving a sense of order in the galaxy is their primary motivation, with everyone from the populace to the Senate on their knees.

The Yuuzhan Vong have no interest in ruling the galactic populace: they want them dead. The culture and lifestyle that the galaxy enjoys is, to them, the ultimate perversion...and the Jedi with their false prophesying and complacency to the debauchery around them are as bad, if not worse for allowing it. For the Yuuzhan Vong, there is no order to be established, no innocence left to be salvaged and or civilians they can assimilate into the True Way of the Vong Religion...the galaxy's races are literally beyond saving. And that's what makes the Vong truly a force to be reckoned with; they're convinced by their twisted religious dogma--down to the last woman, child and elder---that their extermination of the galaxy's inhabitants is a moral duty, with the same burning emotional need as religious extremists and zealots of real-world history. The Imperials at the top believe in their cause, even if the average stormtrooper doesn't. But the entire Vong race are indoctrinated to sacrifice themselves to the last child to restore the galaxy to its "blessed" state, as their Gods intended. The Empire at their worst don't want the same thing that the Yuuzhan Vong would sacrifice every drop of blood to obtain. The at least value the Core Worlds and its people as valuable assets to oppress and exploit...all the Vong see are the pylons of a civilization that needs to be uprooted and reduced to a cinder.

Which is what presents the ultimate dilemma to the Jedi: you have an enemy whose way of life as a species is beyond redemption and will end in genocide, unless the Jedi themselves retaliate with genocide and become as heartless as the enemy they're trying to quell.
 
I'm at work now so I can't really do a long drawn out reply, but to answer your first question, @Mississippi Motorboater : This is probably my first time seriously discussing the Star Wars EU online in 18 or 19 years. When I hit my pre teens, while yes I still read SW and other sci fi properties, my interest in what I enjoyed talking about changed. I've probably not been on TheForce.net in longer than some forum posters have been breathing. Getting into nerd slap fights online just lost interest to me as I discovered other interests, and females. So yea, while my IRL friends and I would still talk about stuff that was going on in the universe, I didn't feel the need to reach out to a larger community.
 
So for those who didn't have the time or the patience to read Kennedy's long winded self-fellating that I posted on the last page, here's a video covering it in more detail from RK Outpost which you can probably just listen in the background while doing something else.
TL;DR Kennedy lies through her teeth again about the setting and RK Outpost shows some vids from Itchy detailing that even Iger probably knew more about the franchise than Kennedy (at least on paper) while also showing instances where Kennedy directly contradicts George.
Mississippi_Motorboater said:
This might surprise everyone on this thread, given the near-endless praise I give the Yuuzhan Vong on a routine basis...when I first heard of them, and saw images of them, I thought they would make for something incredibly stupid and schlocky. My first instinct wasn't to compare them to something from 40K (which I'll admit, regrettably has more to do with my inexperience with that franchise), but rather to some generic edgy enemy types from some uber-bleak video game like Resistance or something. I didn't think I would like them at all. It was only upon reading NJO, and witnessing their militant religious dogma and parallels to historical holy wars, that I really began to become fascinated with them.

And while others have rightfully pointed out that the initial drawback for the Vong is that they don't match the rest of the Star Wars galaxy...that's precisely why I found them so terrifying. You look at the Empire and the Sith, and you can find them comprehensible and grounded enough to see where they'd fit in the SW galaxy. But the Yuuzhan Vong have this eerie, otherworldly, almost Giger-esque quality about them, made all the more foreboding by their seemingly-ancient connection to the Star Wars galaxy and the mystery shrouding their immunity from the Force.

What made the Vong such a different and welcome threat is that unlike the Empire or the Sith, the first major obstacle in facing them is understanding what they are, and how they come to even exist as anomalies in the Force. That kind of terror and uncertainty in a major threat is something that, I feel, gave a unique sense of distinction from the kinds of wars fought in the Star Wars galaxy up till that point. But that's just my opinion.



All I can ask you gentlemen is: what blessed rock have you been living under, and is there room under it for me as well? Because everywhere I fucking go online, if longtime EU Readers aren't bitching and moaning about the Yuuzhan Vong dropping a moon on Chewbacca (which, funnily enough, isn't how he dies in the book---the burning atmosphere of the crumbling planet is what kills him), they're bitching and moaning about "Denning ruined the EU with his edgy fixation on gore and boobies and ruining everyone's character!!!!1!" Every community from r/StarWarsEU to the Jedi Council Forums has the weirdest hate-boner for this guy, and every story arc he's ever touched...with LOTF and FOTJ being the most reviled of his contributions, to the point where they're referred to as the "Denningverse" (even though he collaborated with two other authors on both story arcs, but oh, well).
Agree on half, agree to disagree on others, but I'll give my reasoning so as not to come off as being uninterested in the convo.
Gore, sexy time, boobs, nihilism, etc in SW, I don't consider them to be un-Star Wars or having them exist going against the themes of optimism or good vs evil in the setting. For example, the Darth Plagueis novel is an incredibly dark and very nihilist-heavy story with Plagueis himself being a more ambitious than Kreia and an actual fedora-tipper within the setting that's written excellently without coming off as obnoxious. He is cold, calculating and sees the Force as something to be controlled and used to further research and knowledge by any means necessary, not something to be destroyed, but rather manipulated. Shit gets darker as we explore Palpatine's childhood and his own abuse and eventual familicide. In essence, this is pretty damn dark, but everything Plagueis knows is turned on its head when his manipulations and plannings lead to something unexpected to come into existence and his eventual demise at the hands of his own apprentice for raising him the way he did. Same with Kreia in that the canon ending is her personal realizations thanks to the Exile and the defeat of her order while preserving galactic stability and any damage she's done will eventually be undone, not now but surely. The Vong however left a permanent scar on the galaxy that will likely never recover and still permeates the setting even a hundred years later with little to no sign of recovery (the only exception being places like Nal Hutta and Muunilist despite actually deserving getting Vongnuked, yet they're just fine now...), meanwhile the planet inhabited by the best botanists and xenobiologists in the galaxy still can't unfuck their shit or that of others despite their terraforming capabilities, and the scar only gets bigger when Dac gets nuked by the One Sith, leaving another once lush world in which decades were spent exploring and expanding upon it only to see it fall (although the fall of Dac was executed with more quality than let's say the other moons of Yavin which honestly didn't even deserve the Vongnukes as much as the dozens of Coruscant clones littering the galaxy). But despite the One Sith's antics, its implied that Dac will recover some day and because of this disaster the Mon Cala and Quarren have finally ended their centuries long feud, finally bringing them together, and then there's the nuking on Da Soocha which helped with Hutt and Republic relations. Or another example being Alderaan's destruction, as despite its destruction, its fall is what led more people to rally against the Empire and the survivors would go on to establish New Alderaan to continue its legacy while also serving as the place of Leia's martyrdom. With Ithor, Nar Shaddaa, Duros or the Yavins destruction, they just happen, cause some stir but the long term effects of their falls really amount to nothing and give nothing in return, unlike say Coruscant, which you could say actually benefited from the Vongnuke in the long run both aesthetically and culturally. Meanwhile Ithor gets nuked because a mcguffin plant suddenly popped up there which was quickly done away with while also effectively removing one of the most unique planets in the setting for future storytellers to use and while also leaving countless species and societies broken and shaken. If I want grimdark there's plenty of choices out there to choose from, but SW always had the charm of truly feeling gigantic in size and no matter how bad things got somewhere, there was always hope somewhere else beyond the horizon so to speak. And in regards to Chewbacca's death, again I'm in the camp that the death of Chewbacca was actually good lore-wise and one of the better parts of NJO as it spared him from an embarrassing future as a company mascot by letting him go out as a hero (until Disney undid that and made him an immortal pet dog...) and making Han's reaction to his death feel so much more real than any other, with the only real loss being potential Chewbacca cameos in future stories set decades later, which quite frankly would be embarrassing, as we've seen with how Disney's been using him. Also the most obvious sign of how drastic the tone in shift was is how 3PO and R2 are basically reduced in presence, which is an area where Disney also fucked up but more notably so. Regardless, the NJO saga ends with the optimistic tone of hope and forgiveness and bringing unity for the first time across countless factions in the galaxy, but that sense of hope and "time heals all wounds" never really manages to manifest as the scars seem to linger on indefinitely with faiths shaken across the galaxy and beloved settings shrunken down. But again, this word salad is just my two cents.

Sorry if the post seems rushed and cluttered but my time is running short atm.
Let's just agree to disagree and that despite how much I think their execution was flawed, the Vong are still one of the better and more fleshed out factions with some badass tech, and my opinions are not decrying the quality of NJO which I still think is a very well written series despite my grievances here and there which aren't even that major when compared to my grievances with Disney. Also any death threats Denning got were retarded.

Only thing I am curious about discussing though are complaints from people that say the Vong should've been more alien rather than humanoid. Is that really such a valid criticism? I'm fine with how they were presented visually, but some often tell me that they should've looked like eldritch horrors like their weapons, but that seems a bit too cliche. Making them humanoid makes them easier to read while allowing room for some interesting speculation.
It's almost as curse as the Jar Jar Binks Ring Pop.
There's also the "Tickle Molest Me Yeed" doll.
1598077621348.jpeg

With full undressing action and Kevin Spacey face mask!

Please don't taunt me like this.
Its Polygon so I honestly wouldn't take it at face value... Part of me hopes its true though, not because it'll make nu-canon good but simply to see all the Disney dregs who constantly shat on Boba's past stories, simply for living, be forced to do a 180 and suddenly pretend Boba's survival is great like they did when IX pulled a Dark Empire, effectively making Disney drones like HelloGreedo look like hypocrites.
 
Last edited:
TL;DR Kennedy lies through her teeth again about the setting and RK Outpost shows some vids from Itchy detailing that even Iger probably knew more about the franchise than Kennedy (at least on paper) while also showing instances where Kennedy directly contradicts George.
With Baby Yoda as the Tatum O’Neal character? I wouldn’t have picked up on that, either. You must’ve had an inkling that Baby Yoda, or “The Child,” or whatever you were going to call him, was going to be a real attraction.
Well, we did because all of us were attracted to the character as he evolved. And we knew when he was on the set from how everybody was reacting that he would certainly be a popular character. But I don’t think anybody quite anticipated the degree to which he would catch on. That, I have to say, was a bit of a surprise.
We knew enough to keep him secret. (Laughs) But we keep a lot of things secret on “Star Wars.”
I was going to have a short post a few days ago when people were talking about how Disney completely dropped the ball in regards to merchandising and how baby yoda is a perfect example, but never got around to posting. Anyway i don't believe KKs answer on how they thought BY was going to be a popular character and possible "attraction". Otherwise they would have had something BY related out in time for Christmas, the biggest shopping time of the year and perfectly situated for the mandalorian's hype train. Instead it took ~7months? to get plush toys into targets which are reportedly slow sellers due to little hype and probably would have benefited more from releasing whenever the second season comes out. The way the ST fucked SW merch and caused one of the biggest money grubbing, merchandise whore companies in the entire world to be fucked to this extent is astonishing.

Also LOL at the harpies who essentially demanded that all characters to now be female, screeching once again because some of them got ganked. One of the biggest reasons why stories that revolve around these diverse, powerful, strong, buzzwords wahmen utterly suck is because you can't do anything with them without some retard pissing in your ear about violence against wahmen, refrigeration, more buzzwords. It's why "old" nerds always go back to the same old answers to the best female character question (which are always before nerd became pop culture) female characters were allowed to go through trials and tribulations, and naturally grew as a character. All that's left these days are maREY sues that easily defeat the bad guys before sitting around with the gal pals to gossip, while eating cakes.

Let the salt flow.
 
Anyway i don't believe KKs answer on how they thought BY was going to be a popular character and possible "attraction". Otherwise they would have had something BY related out in time for Christmas, the biggest shopping time of the year and perfectly situated for the mandalorian's hype train.
KK is bullshitting as always, but I remember something about Favreau saying that he didn't want them to make Baby Yoda merch before the show aired because he didn't want to spoil a big element of the story. Although, like you said, this wouldn't justify the gap between the end of the first season and the availability of the merch.
 
I was going to have a short post a few days ago when people were talking about how Disney completely dropped the ball in regards to merchandising and how baby yoda is a perfect example, but never got around to posting. Anyway i don't believe KKs answer on how they thought BY was going to be a popular character and possible "attraction". Otherwise they would have had something BY related out in time for Christmas, the biggest shopping time of the year and perfectly situated for the mandalorian's hype train. Instead it took ~7months? to get plush toys into targets which are reportedly slow sellers due to little hype and probably would have benefited more from releasing whenever the second season comes out. The way the ST fucked SW merch and caused one of the biggest money grubbing, merchandise whore companies in the entire world to be fucked to this extent is astonishing.

Also LOL at the harpies who essentially demanded that all characters to now be female, screeching once again because some of them got ganked. One of the biggest reasons why stories that revolve around these diverse, powerful, strong, buzzwords wahmen utterly suck is because you can't do anything with them without some retard pissing in your ear about violence against wahmen, refrigeration, more buzzwords. It's why "old" nerds always go back to the same old answers to the best female character question (which are always before nerd became pop culture) female characters were allowed to go through trials and tribulations, and naturally grew as a character. All that's left these days are maREY sues that easily defeat the bad guys before sitting around with the gal pals to gossip, while eating cakes.

Let the salt flow.

Basically, the ST turned what was once a vibrant toy franchise into a dead end. Back then, both movie and Expanded Universe toys sold like hotcakes. Even characters that have nary to do with the films, like say, some characters from a comic or a video game, sold like crazy. Now? Main characters from the movies sell for bargain bin prices at convenience stores, and people still don't want them. As for Baby Yoda, the hype for the Mandalorian show has died down hence why the plushies aren't selling as well as they should be. They really should have either sold them when the hype was fresh, or waited until Season 2's arrival.

Again, this is why writers prefer making white male protagonists. There's no threat of kickback from minorities or feminists if you put these characters through hell. Take what happened to Revan in the Expanded Universe for instance, and make Revan female. You'll have no end of harpies whining about how a "strong female Jedi" got turned into a chew toy by the patriarchy who had to be put down like a rabid mutt by the Imperial players. And yes, the main reason the feminists want female characters is to basically have a power fantasy where they can pretend that they're in the character's shoes and the whole world is bowing down to them/running scared from them. This is why they don't want female characters going through really trying times because they like to pretend like they're some invincible twat. These people can't separate fantasy from reality anymore. That's why they get so damaged when a bad guy like Fett or Vader kills a "strong female character" because it destroys their fantasy. They can't even let bad guys be bad guys because they want Wahmen power to reign supreme.

They really are pathetic.
 
Let's talk about something uplifting for once. What were your favorite Star Wars toys?

Micro Machines Action Fleet was my crack. I had a whole squadron of each fighter, I used to graze over some of them with a Bic lighter to simulate battle damage from laser bursts. I also had quite a few of the Kenner figures, including the Han Solo stormtrooper you had to send away for to get in the mail. My favorite Kenner line though was probably Shadows of the Empire. I thought Dash Rendar was the biggest badass and I really wish that the EU did more with him afterwards besides that bodyguard story.
 
Let's talk about something uplifting for once. What were your favorite Star Wars toys?

Micro Machines Action Fleet was my crack. I had a whole squadron of each fighter, I used to graze over some of them with a Bic lighter to simulate battle damage from laser bursts. I also had quite a few of the Kenner figures, including the Han Solo stormtrooper you had to send away for to get in the mail. My favorite Kenner line though was probably Shadows of the Empire. I thought Dash Rendar was the biggest badass and I really wish that the EU did more with him afterwards besides that bodyguard story.
I never actually got into the Star Wars toys as much, I was more of a video games and books kid. That being said I did get a few lego sets back in the day and also this weird ass Millennium Falcon Transformer that splits into two and turns into Han and Chewie. It was strange.
 
I had a bunch of Legos back in the day but never any Star Wars ones. I honestly don't even remember if there were SW sets in the 90s. I'd love that Star Destroyer one they have now but I couldn't justify spending $700 on fucking legos.
 
I was always more into the video games, but in terms of toys I’d say my favorites were the few Lego sets I owned, the action figures released around Revenge of the Sith, and the Star Wars Transformers like Anakin and Vader.
I have the Anakin/Vader transformer. Quite a nice toy, if I must say so myself.

Speaking of video games, I recently went through a marathon of SW video games myself. Empire at War, Galactic Battlegrounds, Republic Commando, Bounty Hunter, the Episode III movie game, the classic Battlefronts, Jedi Outcast/Academy, Force Unleashed, and the KOTOR games. It's always good to take a trip down memory lane and remember why this franchise had a healthy presence in video games, unlike now, where two so-so shooters and a so-so adventure game is all that we got in 5 years.
 
Last edited:
Let's talk about something uplifting for once. What were your favorite Star Wars toys?

Micro Machines Action Fleet was my crack. I had a whole squadron of each fighter, I used to graze over some of them with a Bic lighter to simulate battle damage from laser bursts. I also had quite a few of the Kenner figures, including the Han Solo stormtrooper you had to send away for to get in the mail. My favorite Kenner line though was probably Shadows of the Empire. I thought Dash Rendar was the biggest badass and I really wish that the EU did more with him afterwards besides that bodyguard story.
I was never that big on toys or merchandise of any kind myself aside from commemorative cups which we would always go around collecting with steadfast dedication. Only toys that I ever truly wanted as a kid were ones based on droids. IG-88, C-3PO, R2-D2, RA-7, R5-D4, GNK, that sort of thing, which were all given to me early on. It was only like a dozen or less, so I wouldn't consider it much of a collection but its probably the biggest one I got. I was more fascinated with robots in general at the time.
1598120264668.jpeg
1598120592404.jpeg

There was also the Droids cartoon figurine series, which I wasn't fond of aesthetically but ones that interested me from that line were the Fromm family and Gaff (no its not because he was a mantid). However when Shadows of the Empire rolled around, I was really dying to own the Outrider and Slave I (which btfo the one from the ROTJ line), since ships fascinated me as much as droids, and also a Xizor figurine.
1598121027790.jpeg
1598121131834.jpeg

I only ever managed to get the Slave I though.

And for the Prequels, the toys didn't particularly "click" for me at the time and it was mostly my older relatives who were way more into the merch than I was. Only toys from that line I ever bothered with were the B1 and B2 Battle Droids, a Hellfire droid and 3 versions of General Grievous. I also would've liked to have owned the Vulture Droid, but I honestly could never find one in stores and this was a time before ebay went mainstream. I also bought some Genndy Wars figurines if that counts.
1598122422430.jpeg

Durge was a swole motherfucker.

In adulthood, only thing I ever bothered with were maybe 3 buildable kits. I would've liked to have owned a Gorax figure at least once though.
1598122012304.jpeg

All in all I think I only ever had around 20 SW toys growing up, which is probably the most amount of merch I ever got for any particular brand. TBH I was more interested in collecting the games, comics, novels, VHS tapes, etc. As for Lego shit, I never touched the stuff aside from some medieval knights thing I got for Christmas once.
 
is why writers prefer making white male protagonists.

I'm going tl;dr some shit and hope I did I good job, but its more accurate to say characters who aren't built around traits that have nothing to do with the story. This is the problem with creating "the gay" character or "the strong woman" is because that is now their identity and so anything you do "the gay" is what you're doing to all gays. Any flaws they have, that's negative traits you are projecting on all gays, etc. especially since the characters usually have only surface personality beyond that. (For counter example, any non-gay, non-love interest male character in women's fiction.)

I do not want this to become race/sexualit/genderstudies, but IN CURRENT DAY YEAR, SOCIETY AT THIS CURRENT TIME, DUE TO A VARIETY OF FACTORS MANY OF THEM NOT WELL UNDERSTOOD, AND WITHOUT ASSIGNING GOODNESS OR BADNESS, AND UNDERSTANDING THAT NOT EVERYONE DOES THIS AND EXCEPTIONS OF VARYING MAGNITUDE EXIST.....
Men tend to imagine they are their favorite character, Women tend to imagine their favorite character is them.
Males are also more interested in conflict, women tend to favor cooperation


That is, males imagine what they could do if they were Boba Fett - they are still them, but have all of Fett's abilities. Some character flaws make Boba Fett this a more appealing in this regard because you can imagine yourself as better version of Boba. And they want to imagine themselves as Boba fighting against incredible odds and triumphing after signficiant effort.

Females imagine themselves as literally the character. This is why most popular women's characters are dull as dishwater, because you need to not make the character have any flaws or positive the reader does already feel she possesses (or could possess), and any conflicts must be solved in a way the reader feels they would solve them. And the girls want to imagine themselves solving problems easily with their first suggestion.


Anyway, tl;dr is that Lando is a white male protagonist (or was before Disney showed up) because nobody outside of a discussion of who should be Luke's decoy to flush out an assassin gives a shit about the fact he's black.
 
Last edited:
I'm at work now so I can't really do a long drawn out reply, but to answer your first question, @Mississippi Motorboater : This is probably my first time seriously discussing the Star Wars EU online in 18 or 19 years. When I hit my pre teens, while yes I still read SW and other sci fi properties, my interest in what I enjoyed talking about changed. I've probably not been on TheForce.net in longer than some forum posters have been breathing. Getting into nerd slap fights online just lost interest to me as I discovered other interests, and females. So yea, while my IRL friends and I would still talk about stuff that was going on in the universe, I didn't feel the need to reach out to a larger community.
Well, my whole "what rock have you been living under" statement was more of envy than anything else, because I for the life of me can't swing a dead cat without hitting some horde of people declaring Troy Denning as the Anti-Christ for their EU contributions. I was never really questioning whether or not you had your hand on the pulse of the ongoings of the EU Fandom...believe me, after the spergery I've witnessed, I don't blame anyone from jumping ship from places like Force.Net.

Agree on half, agree to disagree on others, but I'll give my reasoning so as not to come off as being uninterested in the convo.
Gore, sexy time, boobs, nihilism, etc in SW, I don't consider them to be un-Star Wars or having them exist going against the themes of optimism or good vs evil in the setting. For example, the Darth Plagueis novel is an incredibly dark and very nihilist-heavy story with Plagueis himself being a more ambitious than Kreia and an actual fedora-tipper within the setting that's written excellently without coming off as obnoxious. He is cold, calculating and sees the Force as something to be controlled and used to further research and knowledge by any means necessary, not something to be destroyed, but rather manipulated. Shit gets darker as we explore Palpatine's childhood and his own abuse and eventual familicide. In essence, this is pretty damn dark, but everything Plagueis knows is turned on its head when his manipulations and plannings lead to something unexpected to come into existence and his eventual demise at the hands of his own apprentice for raising him the way he did. Same with Kreia in that the canon ending is her personal realizations thanks to the Exile and the defeat of her order while preserving galactic stability and any damage she's done will eventually be undone, not now but surely. The Vong however left a permanent scar on the galaxy that will likely never recover and still permeates the setting even a hundred years later with little to no sign of recovery (the only exception being places like Nal Hutta and Muunilist despite actually deserving getting Vongnuked, yet they're just fine now...), meanwhile the planet inhabited by the best botanists and xenobiologists in the galaxy still can't unfuck their shit or that of others despite their terraforming capabilities, and the scar only gets bigger when Dac gets nuked by the One Sith, leaving another once lush world in which decades were spent exploring and expanding upon it only to see it fall (although the fall of Dac was executed with more quality than let's say the other moons of Yavin which honestly didn't even deserve the Vongnukes as much as the dozens of Coruscant clones littering the galaxy). But despite the One Sith's antics, its implied that Dac will recover some day and because of this disaster the Mon Cala and Quarren have finally ended their centuries long feud, finally bringing them together, and then there's the nuking on Da Soocha which helped with Hutt and Republic relations. Or another example being Alderaan's destruction, as despite its destruction, its fall is what led more people to rally against the Empire and the survivors would go on to establish New Alderaan to continue its legacy while also serving as the place of Leia's martyrdom. With Ithor, Nar Shaddaa, Duros or the Yavins destruction, they just happen, cause some stir but the long term effects of their falls really amount to nothing and give nothing in return, unlike say Coruscant, which you could say actually benefited from the Vongnuke in the long run both aesthetically and culturally. Meanwhile Ithor gets nuked because a mcguffin plant suddenly popped up there which was quickly done away with while also effectively removing one of the most unique planets in the setting for future storytellers to use and while also leaving countless species and societies broken and shaken. If I want grimdark there's plenty of choices out there to choose from, but SW always had the charm of truly feeling gigantic in size and no matter how bad things got somewhere, there was always hope somewhere else beyond the horizon so to speak. And in regards to Chewbacca's death, again I'm in the camp that the death of Chewbacca was actually good lore-wise and one of the better parts of NJO as it spared him from an embarrassing future as a company mascot by letting him go out as a hero (until Disney undid that and made him an immortal pet dog...) and making Han's reaction to his death feel so much more real than any other, with the only real loss being potential Chewbacca cameos in future stories set decades later, which quite frankly would be embarrassing, as we've seen with how Disney's been using him. Also the most obvious sign of how drastic the tone in shift was is how 3PO and R2 are basically reduced in presence, which is an area where Disney also fucked up but more notably so. Regardless, the NJO saga ends with the optimistic tone of hope and forgiveness and bringing unity for the first time across countless factions in the galaxy, but that sense of hope and "time heals all wounds" never really manages to manifest as the scars seem to linger on indefinitely with faiths shaken across the galaxy and beloved settings shrunken down. But again, this word salad is just my two cents.

Sorry if the post seems rushed and cluttered but my time is running short atm.
Believe it or not, I actually agree with most of this, but for slightly different reasons. While some readers (wrongfully) state that the later books following NJO don't address the destructive effects of the war with the Yuuzhan Vong, one area where I will concede some inexplicable neglect is remedying the planets like Ithor and Obroa-Skai. Like you say, they're kind of just annihilated as part of the Yuuzhan Vong warpath, and worse yet, they're not really addressed or fixed in the long term. And I can imagine that feeling quite empty and hollowing as staple locales of the Star Wars galaxy. I feel like addressing some of the reconstruction for those planets was in order---such as, what was done to compensate for the lost gardens and civilization on Ithor? Was the knowledge on Obroa-Skai recovered in any capacity? Did the respective species/cultures ever recover? Without addressing those things, I can definitely agree that it comes off as misery porn for the sake of misery porn, with no long-term fixes to have those planets available for future book settings. Now, I'll confess as a new reader that I don't have the same attachment to those planets, but I can completely sympathize with wanting them to survive such an extreme story arc. I'd probably feel empty if Coruscant had never recovered, never to be used as a locale in future stories ever again...it's one of the reasons why I was absolutely revolted to learn that Illum had been destroyed in Nu-Canon to enable the creation of that fucking Donut Steal Death Star in TFA.

I feel like that was a bit narratively irresponsible of the writers, and evidence of where some of the grimdark elements outstayed their welcome...so I can definitely see where you're coming from. I suppose what determined my sense of misery or hope when it came to NJO was its characters; we see the Solo Family and the Skywalker Couple go through so much over the course of this story arc, and I was desperate to see something happy or uplifting happen to them. Fortunately, it was the small moments of warmth between the characters that served as emotional reprieve from the bleakness of the surrounding war. They were the pockets of hope that kept me invested in what was going on, and are probably why I tolerated a lot of NJO's darker aspects where others were turned off.

Let's just agree to disagree and that despite how much I think their execution was flawed, the Vong are still one of the better and more fleshed out factions with some badass tech, and my opinions are not decrying the quality of NJO which I still think is a very well written series despite my grievances here and there which aren't even that major when compared to my grievances with Disney. Also any death threats Denning got were retarded.
Oh, of course. For all of NJO's strengths, I will be the first to declare that the series isn't without its faults, and am not unsympathetic towards aspects that turned people off and could have easily been executed better.

I wasn't aware Denning received any threats. I know Salvatore did, it's something that Star Wars Insider makes mention of more than once whenever it does any retrospective on the Expanded Universe. And I know for certain that Traviss did...along with some very unsavory fan art.

Only thing I am curious about discussing though are complaints from people that say the Vong should've been more alien rather than humanoid. Is that really such a valid criticism? I'm fine with how they were presented visually, but some often tell me that they should've looked like eldritch horrors like their weapons, but that seems a bit too cliche. Making them humanoid makes them easier to read while allowing room for some interesting speculation.
Really? That's a complaint people have with the Vong? I can't say that I've ever encountered that contention out in the wild, but that's a pretty fucking strange one. Especially when humanoid aliens like the Twi'lek, Zabrak and Torgruta exist...or is the argument that the Vong should look less humanoid than those ones because they're a foreign alien threat? Because that doesn't work as a valid complaint either, considering their origins are in the main Star Wars Galaxy, even if it is eons prior to the other races. Also, making the Vong humanoid is what made them somewhat relatable. I don't think you could have redeemable characters like High Priest Hararr or Nen Yim if they looked like abstract eldritch horrors, at least not without it being a challenge.

It's also worth mentioning that a lot of the Vong biotech wasn't intended to be Lovecraftian or eldritch. People often forget that the Vong were conceptually supposed to resemble the Aztecs, with their obsession with blood sacrifices, ritualistic warrior culture, and dogmatic belief in the synergy with all living things (hence the world brain, living ships, etc). Even the amphistaffs are a reference to the abundance of serpentine imagery you find in Aztec carvings and legends. But all of that has to do with their culture, not their genetic make-up as a species. We learn towards the end of NJO that the Vong only embraced the biotech and warrior culture in retaliation to the Living Machine Horrors exterminating their race, and would only formulate the Vong religion after they were exiled from the galaxy and their bodies stripped of the Force (the truth of which was lost over eons).

The more complaints I hear about the Vong, the more I'm convinced that the people complaining either haven't read the NJO books or haven't finished them. Y'know....kind of like the rest of misconceptions and falsehoods about the Expanded Universe.
 
However when Shadows of the Empire rolled around, I was really dying to own the Outrider and Slave I (which btfo the one from the ROTJ line), since ships fascinated me as much as droids, and also a Xizor figurine.
View attachment 1539471View attachment 1539474
I only ever managed to get the Slave I though.

Oh man, I wanted both of those so bad when I saw the commercials for them. Instead I had the Luke's X-Wing and the Kenner Millennium Falcon, which I found out some years ago is worth quite a nice sum of money on the collector market now. Wish I still had it just for that, although it was an amazing fucking toy. We also had the standard collapsible lightsabers in my house, and on one birthday, I think it was 1997 perhaps, my dad got me Luke's ROTJ saber with sound FX so you can hit a button on the hilt and swing it out and it made the start up and humming noise until you deactivated it. It was really neat.
 
Back