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Hey, if Disney needs an ugly stepsister, there we go, he has a job
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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It’s funny, when you put that beard on Violet, she really looks like that random guy we thought Violet was.
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100% honesty here, if "Violet" was looking down just a little bit more the nose and mouth would of lined up a little better with the original picture of Jacob..
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Thanks fren, I'm glad that my efforts to appeal to true shitposting patricians didn't go unnoticed. I figured a dox confirmation four years in the making deserved some extra attention to detail. Congrats to the fine Kiwis who made it happen
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he's such an asshole lol:
said 41 tweet political rant is here:
edit: he got in an argument with some "queer"
said 41 tweet political rant is here:
edit: he got in an argument with some "queer"
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I really have to fucking wonder what the everloving fuck has to happen to produce a nose that fucked up. If Jake were in his 60s or something I'd say it was maybe just degradation with age but fuck, it even seems fucked up in older pictures. I'm probably late to the party here but holy shit. FAS? Getting the shit kicked out of him on the regular as a kid maybe? That old Roald Dhal bit about how features are only become truly ugly on people who are ugly on the inside?
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Yup. As ridiculous as the goblin beard looked on his egg shaped head, it least hid, or took focus away from his deformed nose and mouth area.
(Ideal Jake would have trimmed the beard and maybe worn a hat. But if Jake had common sense, he wouldn’t be a lolcow, so....)
I'm pretty sure it's congenital. It looks too regular and symmetrical to be, whatchacall, externally induced. If you look at boxers who've had their faces busted up, their shit's pointing every which way. The upper part of Jake's nose isn't flattened or distorted like a fighter's nose. And I've never seen the bizarre collapsed nostrils on anyone.
Whatever caused it, I don't doubt it plays a role in Jake's perennial complaints about having a bad time in hay fever season.
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Okay what the hell happened here?
The person arguing with Jake stated his argument clearly and concisely, and Jake once again acts like he's being taken out of context.
The person pressed for specifics, asked if he was talking about the presidential election, and Jake refuses to get specific.
The person gives him a quote in context from his tweet chain where Jake suggest that you have to find the least objectionable candidate and "hype the hell out of them".
It's a natural leap to go from that to "don't say anything about the least objectionable candidate, don't do anything that might compromise their winning the election".
And when the person bring this to Jake's attention, he pulls the ol' "I'm tired and I've got to go sleepies now, plus you're being argumentative".
This is ridiculous; Jake should have been tossed under the bus by his tranny crowd a long time ago.
He's such a Relentless asshole; he's so relentlessly smug, and he brings nothing to the "discourse".
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Today he's retweeting about how BMI requirements should be eliminated for "gender confirming surgeries."
You know, because what'd really make those surgeons' already awesome results that much better would be having to perform surgeries on people who are more likely to die on the operating table, more likely to have post-operative complications, and less likely to follow post-op instructions.
The idea that BMI restrictions for cosmetic surgeries might be for actual health and safety reasons, not just a way to keep the fat man down, never occurs to these types. Why would you think a doctor would be trying to keep you safe? Their job is to keep you validated.
You know, because what'd really make those surgeons' already awesome results that much better would be having to perform surgeries on people who are more likely to die on the operating table, more likely to have post-operative complications, and less likely to follow post-op instructions.
The idea that BMI restrictions for cosmetic surgeries might be for actual health and safety reasons, not just a way to keep the fat man down, never occurs to these types. Why would you think a doctor would be trying to keep you safe? Their job is to keep you validated.
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The surgeons have no control over this, because the anesthesiologists are the ones who encounter the most liability for taking on obese patients. Anesthesiologists only agree to take on obese patients when there is no time for the patient to lose weight and the medical necessity of the procedure outweighs the risk. If jake wants the chop that bad he can cut down on tendies for a few months.
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Maybe someone broke his nose for being a whiny twat on school
LMAO that classic passive aggressive "maybe tell this to someone who care" , he really picked a couple of tricks from his friends but he is so irrelevant that the tricks made him look like a whiny little bitch
A doc of my acquaintance once described the life of an anethesiologist: "long stretches of routine broken up by brief moments of sheer terror." When things go south for those guys they do it really bad and really fast, and their inclination is to minimize risk in every way possible, because they're rightly scared shitless of what can happen when complications set in.
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This is the proof that he’s not a woman, just a pathetic man. He’ll play the victim until he thinks he’s in control, whereupon he becomes this smug, confrontational asshole. If I thought he had the balls to act like this IRL, I could come up with a pretty solid hypothesis for how his nose got wrecked.
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He Tweets like a ninth grader who didn't study for an exam -- just ramble in the essay section and hope you accidentally make a point somewhere.
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This the fundamental aspect of pretty much every big league tard with a thread on kiwifarms.
Its not just that they are engaging in embarrassing and cringeworthy behaviour that rightfully arouses contempt, derision, and mockery from both normies and tardbaiters, its that behind this facade they create for themselves and stripped away from their lolcow personas, they are just the most reprehensible, conceited, and uncaring assholes and scumbags imaginable.
If jake had pulled this "im an ultra spergy middle aged NEET who claims to be a beautiful lady despite being an obese bald man with a beard and shits out novel length tweet chains over minor shit every week" schtick while not going out of his way to be such a complete piece of shit towards anyone and everyone he decides is fair game for abuse, then odds are he wouldnt even have a thread here. However, he like so many other speds actively choose to treat everyone around them like dirt, and think they can get away with this solely by virtue of the bandwagons they jump on and the victim statuses they claim.
When push comes to shove, and when the shallow and cynical clout chasing, drama obsessive, money/power grifting ploys that motivate bigger league wokeshit are taken out of consideration, jake and those like him on the social media fringe of the edgelord woke bandwagon are motivated by little more than a desire to act like wannabe schoolyard bullies against people they see as smaller than them. Its the same mentality as every internet power tripper who feels they have enough power or influence in some shitbag corner of the internet to act like petty little megalomaniacs and creepers and douchebags towards those they can get away with mistreating
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8AM time for our delicate flower to get her beauty rest.
Such a NEET.
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He was difficult enough to dox it probably wouldn't have even happened if his sheer assholery hadn't bumped it up several notches in priority.
I think one thing was really the motivation behind it all, his utterly bloodthirsty ravings on Zoe's lynch mob server.
How'd that work out for you Jakey?