Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[WeWuzFinns]

forgive me for me being retarded. but is dick pro cuties or anti cuties?

He is just an attention whore. 80-year-old girl must have not pegged him enough, so he seeks attention from his other mistress, Karen Farms.

 

[Yanivs Mutilated Cock]

I still think the reason Dax created NP2 was to launder his money. He figured he could stop Patreon taking such a large cut of his laundered cash and set up his own. It was closed for money laundering, surprisingly enough. If you see the views on his private paypig videos its miniscule. If you're paying anything a month, you'd watch it. They dont. Its all fake!

 

[Tour of Italy]

I never would have guessed a week ago that running defense for Ethan Ralph would be the second stupidest thing that Dick would do on Twitter this month.

 

[MeltyTW]

I still think the reason Dax created NP2 was to launder his money. He figured he could stop Patreon taking such a large cut of his laundered cash and set up his own. It was closed for money laundering, surprisingly enough. If you see the views on his private paypig videos its miniscule. If you're paying anything a month, you'd watch it. They dont. Its all fake!

yeah that floored me how few people actually watch dick masterson. my only experience for a while was a few highly viewed videos, being told his high patreon numbers, and people like ethan treating him as more mainstream.

 

[Yanivs Mutilated Cock]

yeah that floored me how few people actually watch dick masterson. my only experience for a while was a few highly viewed videos, being told his high patreon numbers, and people like ethan treating him as more mainstream.

his claim to fame is "look how much money I make on patreon each month for my podcast"..... he isn't a comedian, because he's simply not funny. He has made the same boring jokes about Maddox for two years daily, that aren't funny and the podcast is 99% garbage. Now everyone sees just how many "viewers" he has on the private streams.... fuck all! So he's definitely laundering money through Patreon because no one at all is watching his crap. Would not surprise me one bit to find he is laundering drug money through Patreon

 

[Lemmingwise]

From aborttheretort.com, Faith's dad confirms Faith stayed at Dax's house with Ralph.

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Typical for hollywood mansion types to procure underage women for succesful media figures.

It's alright because they self-insert as the woman in this entire transaction.

 

[WyanWunt]

hey does anyone know the deal with why dick broke up with Asterios i do not know why that happened.

 

[MeltyTW]

his claim to fame is "look how much money I make on patreon each month for my podcast"..... he isn't a comedian, because he's simply not funny. He has made the same boring jokes about Maddox for two years daily, that aren't funny and the podcast is 99% garbage. Now everyone sees just how many "viewers" he has on the private streams.... fuck all! So he's definitely laundering money through Patreon because no one at all is watching his crap. Would not surprise me one bit to find he is laundering drug money through Patreon

even looking at his most recent public youtube episode it has 4k views so every viewer would have to also be a patron. i always thought he was more like a redbar guy with tens of thousands of regular views not just someone with ppp level views laundering triad money

 

[Table Country]

Do you think the guy who's been up for a day and a half doing drugs and defending pedo shit has an exit strategy?

At this point, if I were Dax, my exit strategy would be an exit bag.

 

[Never Scored]

even looking at his most recent public youtube episode it has 4k views so every viewer would have to also be a patron. i always thought he was more like a redbar guy with tens of thousands of regular views not just someone with ppp level views laundering triad money

Is there any way to see how many downloads his podcast gets on itunes?

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Typical for hollywood mansion types to procure underage women for succesful media figures.

It's alright because they self-insert as the woman in this entire transaction.

And as such, because he does not live in a actual Hollywood mansion but a run down 1400 sq ft home built in 1965 that he overpaid for with a beat up Ford F150 parked in front of it, his barely legal woman is faux version of the Hollywood mansion. Instead of a potential starlet, he roped in a frumpy 18 year old with meth mouth, no bankable skills or talents, and severe mental issues. Well done Dax. Living that Hollywood dream to dab on all of us internet people.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

And as such, because he does not live in a actual Hollywood mansion but a run down 1400 sq ft home built in 1965 that he overpaid for with a beat up Ford F150 parked in front of it, his barely legal woman is faux version of the Hollywood mansion. Instead of a potential starlet, he roped in a frumpy 18 year old with meth mouth, no bankable skills or talents, and severe mental issues. Well done Dax. Living that Hollywood dream to dab on all of us internet people.

I like the idea that Faith is to a potential starlet what the crack garage is to a Hollywood mansion.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Is there any way to see how many downloads his podcast gets on itunes?

There are rankings but TDS is pretty far down the list. Hack comedians from yesteryear rank much higher than Maddax’s podcast.

I’m still not quite sold on the money laundering idea. As we’re seeing with Dax’s meltdown over pedophilia, there’s a sizable contingent of his base who will just parrot whatever he says no matter how terrible it looks. Dax’s fanbase of horny, retarded incels will stand by him. Their viewpoint is that they’re down with whatever increases the chance of a woman touching their penis. So they’re fine with hookers, troons, and methmouthed barely legal 18 year olds. They’re fine with Dax getting pegged by Marie and JLH because it means two girls were in the same room with him.

He’s found the perfect batch of paypigs to weather any sex-related controversy.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Before some faggot dickshielder waddles in to huff and puff about how Dick is dabbing on us because of his gaggle of incels, Dick lost a lot this week. Marie’s career as a teacher is toast if anyone informs her school. Dax is never going to grow beyond his Wack Pack and IBS has beens. His Patreon is on even shakier ground. He’s done a lot of damage to what little left he has. His Patreon is the only good thing he has going for him.

The only reason why Dax still has what he has is that we’re not interested in getting his Patreon taken down or Marie canned. Maddax is so irrelevant in the scheme of things that it’s likely nobody is going to bother either. Not because he is that awesome, it’s because he’s a nobody.

 

[Boss Bass]

I still think the reason Dax created NP2 was to launder his money. He figured he could stop Patreon taking such a large cut of his laundered cash and set up his own. It was closed for money laundering, surprisingly enough. If you see the views on his private paypig videos its miniscule. If you're paying anything a month, you'd watch it. They dont. Its all fake!

I don’t think that laundering your money $5 at a time is the most solid strategy.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Before some faggot dickshielder waddles in

Not gonna lie, people are pretty obsessed if they have to bring up the shielders and the guards all the time even in their absence.

I'll be harvesting all those negrates now.

 

[MeltyTW]

Is there any way to see how many downloads his podcast gets on itunes?

i couldnt find any

Before some faggot dickshielder waddles in to huff and puff about how Dick is dabbing on us because of his gaggle of incels, Dick lost a lot this week. Marie’s career as a teacher is toast if anyone informs her school. Dax is never going to grow beyond his Wack Pack and IBS has beens. His Patreon is on even shakier ground. He’s done a lot of damage to what little left he has. His Patreon is the only good thing he has going for him.

The only reason why Dax still has what he has is that we’re not interested in getting his Patreon taken down or Marie canned. Maddax is so irrelevant in the scheme of things that it’s likely nobody is going to bother either. Not because he is that awesome, it’s because he’s a nobody.

its always funny to me when a cow does something monumentally retarded like yelling "hey hey im a pedophile, pedophile over here" like dax and thinking theyre golden because the hand of god didnt smite him and his patreon and views in an instant

Not gonna lie, people are pretty obsessed if they have to bring up the shielders and the guards all the time even in their absence.

I'll be harvesting all those negrates now.

ngl im pretty obsessed when some greasy mexican jew starts openly defending having kids strip down to their undies and twerk, now i know that might be a controversial or a "faggy" or "beta" position to take but still i feel the need to point out theyre a pos

 

[Lemmingwise]

ngl im pretty obsessed when some greasy mexican starts openly defending having kids strip down to their undies and twerk, now i know that might be a controversial or a "faggy" or "beta" position to take but still.

He defended that netflix "cuties" shit?

 

[MeltyTW]

He defended that netflix "cuties" shit?

oh you poor soul, he was up for four days straight defending it and defended it as recently as 13 hours ago. he said we were just impotent, that it was normal coming of age stuff, that the movie was actually against sexualization instead of encouraging it because he read a review etc etc

 

[Lemmingwise]

oh you poor soul, he was up for four days straight defending it and defended it as recently as 13 hours ago

Alright sorry for being late. I go mostly offline for a couple of days and you get something like that. Thanks for filling me in.

I was still trying to wrap my head around the fact that some netflix rep wasn't sure whether they are against pedophilia or not