Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Killstream Kleanup Krew said:
It's so difficult being intelligent, guys.
BRB going to defend a creepy documentary that I haven't even watched.
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This is kinda strange knowing Brit's sense of humor this is probably sarcasm so I don't know how this is supposed to make him look good? Did he mean it as a jab at his detractors cause they weren't the ones acting enlightened. That was the ethical CP defenders.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
His fall back "success" metric that never goes down no matter how little it makes sense it makes, how few people engage in the communities, download declines, etc. Isn't it strange?
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Stop spreading your spurious lies and propaganda. We all know your objective is to undermine this thread with falsehoods and conspiracies. You've already been exposed as an insane ex-fan a-log whole totally doesn't have a girlfriend hotter than the true prom king Dax. He's bigger than ever and totally not a cow, just a freedom fighter alpha Chad.

It's time someone spoke up about this insanity.
 
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I'd almost feel bad for 80s Girl if it weren't for the fact that she's retarded. She looks like a standard soccer mom... just minus the kids she could've easily had with an actual man.

She wouldn't even be laughed at if it weren't for the fact that she clearly lets Dick walk all over her while lamenting the life she'll never have now.
 
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Weird crossover, but Ralph's girlfriend used her trip up to DC to meet her parents as an excuse to go meet the Digipedos.
 
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Don't feel too bad for her. She wants kids desperately, and yet chooses to shack up with a manbaby who has never stopped saying how glad he is not to have children.

I'm not sure what her end game is. If Dax's patreon goes away, would she rethink her position? What does he offer besides money?

That a week of pedoshielding caused only a tiny blip makes me think he's really only vulnerable to losing that income stream if he gets caught saying "faggot" and cancelled by the world's most totally-not-a-psyop business. So it's probably an unanswerable question.
 
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It's pretty clear looking at how he doesn't appear on any popular podcast list, comedy or otherwise, his 5,000 or so youtube views per video, and the fact that no one outside Kiwifarms/the IBS community/The TDS community even knows who he is that there are only like 20,000-30,000 or so regular listeners. I don't think the whole thing is a money laundering scheme, but based on the calls he gets and the people he has on, he clearly just has a dedicated base of 5,-6,000 fans that are literally autistic and retarded who are willing to drop $5 a month on the show and get the ability to participate in Dick's community. To Dick's credit the most brilliant thing he does is treating those people like part of his posse in the Discord and inviting them to shows to party with him and just generally making them feel cool/defending them as intelligent online, appealing to their vanity so they keep funneling government disability and welfare money into his pocket. I think he also bases the Dick persona on what a young, semi-autistic virgin would perceive as cool. It's like a prostitute that gets paid to give someone the girlfriend experience as opposed to sex, but he's giving them the cool friend experience.
 
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Ped Xing said:
Don't feel too bad for her. She wants kids desperately, and yet chooses to shack up with a manbaby who has never stopped saying how glad he is not to have children.

I'm not sure what her end game is. If Dax's patreon goes away, would she rethink her position? What does he offer besides money?

That a week of pedoshielding caused only a tiny blip makes me think he's really only vulnerable to losing that income stream if he gets caught saying "faggot" and cancelled by the world's most totally-not-a-psyop business. So it's probably an unanswerable question.
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The usual bullshit from thots about hoping to be the one who gets him to change, settle down, and have kids. She’s also from Los Angeles so she’s shallow and vapid enough not to give up a guy who makes $300,000 a year of income (at least) because despite Dax’s numerous flaws, her next boyfriend would likely be older and make a lot less money. JLH’s boyfriend is about twenty years older than her, for example. This is what it’s like to be on the wrong side of the wall for women.
 
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Never Scored said:
It's pretty clear looking at how he doesn't appear on any popular podcast list, comedy or otherwise, his 5,000 or so youtube views per video, and the fact that no one outside Kiwifarms/the IBS community/The TDS community even knows who he is that there are only like 20,000-30,000 or so regular listeners. I don't think the whole thing is a money laundering scheme, but based on the calls he gets and the people he has on, he clearly just has a dedicated base of 5,-6,000 fans that are literally autistic and retarded who are willing to drop $5 a month on the show and get the ability to participate in Dick's community. To Dick's credit the most brilliant thing he does is treating those people like part of his posse in the Discord and inviting them to shows to party with him and just generally making them feel cool/defending them as intelligent online, appealing to their vanity so they keep funneling government disability and welfare money into his pocket. I think he also bases the Dick persona on what a young, semi-autistic virgin would perceive as cool. It's like a prostitute that gets paid to give someone the girlfriend experience as opposed to sex, but he's giving them the cool friend experience.
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yeah. Dick curates a parasocial experience for his loser fans similar to a twitch thot. I think it's why he rakes it in.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
yeah. Dick curates a parasocial experience for his loser fans similar to a twitch thot. I think it's why he rakes it in.
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It isn't even just the thots anymore. Streamers have realized just how much they rake in with doing even less. Start stream, talk to chat like they're your friends for an hour, react to youtube videos chat sends you for an hour, play a game for two hours, talk to chat for an hour, end stream. The proud dad, cool friend, and woman who will give you attention are just a $10 donation away.
 
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Ped Xing said:
Buying that dude a 200 dollar plane ticket was money well spent if it got a dozen rubes to keep giving him fivebux another six months.
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I mean I wouldn't pay people 5 bucks a month to be my friend, but are they really rubes if Dax thinks they are friends? His behavior these days is starting to make me think he actually thinks he *is* friends with them. I'm not a former fan or follower really, but I get the sense it didn't start out that way.
 
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