Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

Unless Nick is sending her child support, (which I doubt) I don't see how she's supporting herself and her children.
She gets what, 5K or so four times a year from Flabletics? That won't last, considering even if she doesn't pay rent, she still pays for food, gas, a car payment, all of her "beauty treatments", and God knows what else. I can't see her rolling in the dough for this new modeling job she has.

Her finances would be so much better if she just found a normal job to do in between her few “modeling gigs”. Many models already do work other jobs, and even supermodels eventually do other work besides modeling (for instance, as Chrissy Tiegen aged out of the modeling business, she started making recipe books and selling cooking supplies. She married someone already rich, but that hasn’t stopped her from doing other things). Tess is too narcissistic and dumb to realize how fleeting modeling careers actually are. If she were smarter, she’d have possibly considered other ventures while at the height of her modeling career. For instance, Tess could have worked on becoming a registered esthetician (not that she’d have the brains for that) or possibly a hairstylist (I’m not counting makeup artist because Tess already claims to be that and isn’t good at it). Also, knowing how to do more things in the beauty industry would have saved her money in the long run (because those hairstylists and estheticians aren’t cheap). Tess could be doing so much more right now, but her hubris got the best of her.

Other Tess updates:

 

[Barbarella]

She absolute has fat girl face now. Be hard to tell her from Amberlynn these days.

Her taste is clothes is awful, plus or not.

 

[bloomingcactus]

She just won't let the fucking strawberry dress go will she? This shot is horrendous. Tiny head on a set of tits and a frilly totally unsuitable dress. She looks humongous. I just want her to go away.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

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She just won't let the fucking strawberry dress go will she? This shot is horrendous. Tiny head on a set of tits and a frilly totally unsuitable dress. She looks humongous. I just want her to go away.

Agreed. There are plenty of plus models who are not shitty people, shitty parents and lying liars. I wonder how long she will have till she hits her ultimate wall and is unemployable?

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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She just won't let the fucking strawberry dress go will she? This shot is horrendous. Tiny head on a set of tits and a frilly totally unsuitable dress. She looks humongous. I just want her to go away.

Yes, she might be in a high, because several tabloids took on her sob story of "Everyone hates me because fat". Must be a slow news time despite ongoing Corona, tense political situations in Belarus and Turkey... Okay, most of the news outlets were classic gossip websites. Maybe they needed filler in-between celebrity gossip.

And in Tess'case I can tell that people don't like her because she is a lying, arrogant, attention whoring narc bitch with a false sense of entitlement. It would be far easier to lose weight than to change these character flaws. People hate this shit in all sizes, colours and sexual flavours.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Whoever wrote this has the writing skills of a third grader. Jesus Christ.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

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So does that mean both kids?

And fuck off on mask lecturing...she hardly wears them when she is around strangers. Someone either called her out or sent her one with a cake attached.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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Surprisingly, the most cringy part of the posting is not Tess but this muppet who goes all "Queer-ass MaHsK". I swear, whenever some idiot blabbers "That's so queeeeer" at the most random stuff, some gay person all of a sudden is straight. I am looking forward to Tess' home story from her 20 rooms mansion!!! Because I am sure that's where she is moving to.

 

[John Milton]

I can't believe Tess is actually moving out from Jolene couch. I wonder if she is going to live with Rylee and Bowie or she is going to continue living the life of a single woman and dump her children to Jolene and her feeder ex.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Why are we to believe any of this is true?

We just discovered she has a possible whoring rental that we know she can't afford.

I think Tess or someone close reads the farms. This "new house" is cover to astroturf ahead of more people finding about the AirBNB.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Wouldn’t surprise me if Jolene was tired of Tess mooching off of her and told Tess either pay her share or get out. You didn’t see those two hanging out like they did months ago. I’m going to guess tensions ran there higher than Tess’s gunt against some cheap Flabletics leggings.

Why are we to believe any of this is true?

We just discovered she has a possible whoring rental that we know she can't afford.

I think Tess or someone close reads the farms. This "new house" is cover to astroturf ahead of more people finding about the AirBNB.

I’ve wondered how aware Tubby Tess is about this place but my guess is if she truly knew, she’d throw a fit about us.

It definitely is a front because her lifestyle is unsustainable. $3,000 apartments, sheet cakes and lots of tacky nails and hairdressers all adds up. The various little slips like her luggage bag in the background of her “bedroom”, an increase of “sex work is real work” among other things show she clearly is being bankrolled by some fat fetishist.

 

[Easy Peasy]

There's nothing kweer about a fucking face mask. Shut up, you're strait with no personality.

 

[multiverse]

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The post is tagged Long Beach, so she won't be pretending to live in the WeHo rental anymore, I guess.

Whether this is just another ho location remains to be seen.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

she either got a side job or Jolene did and is paying for that shit, she doesn't strike me as the person who would ever be able to stand up for herself, and when she does she will back paddle quickly.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

she either got a side job or Jolene did and is paying for that shit, she doesn't strike me as the person who would ever be able to stand up for herself, and when she does she will back paddle quickly.

A few pages back, Jolene was on a Facebook group complaining about only having $46 (or some other really low amount) in her account and was getting desperate. Both Jolene and Tess were flat ass broke until Tess started showing up at random hotels and rented apartments in one of the most expensive areas in the country. You could easily see tensions boiling to the point where Tubby Tess got kicked out for not paying her share of rent, utilities, etc.

 

[Water-T]

Guess Tess finally found the fat feeder sugar daddy she was looking for (unless Jolene finally grew a pair and showed Messy Tessie the door)

I have a feeling that Bowie will not be included in that move.

Probably stuffed him in a box and FedEx-ed him to Nick.

Wouldn’t surprise me if Jolene was tired of Tess mooching off of her and told Tess either pay her share or get out. You didn’t see those two hanging out like they did months ago. I’m going to guess tensions ran there higher than Tess’s gunt against some cheap Flabletics leggings.

I'm sure Jolene got tired of Tess using her for free food, lodging, and babysitting, all while Tess "parties" with "celebrities" without inviting her.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

A few pages back, Jolene was on a Facebook group complaining about only having $46 (or some other really low amount) in her account and was getting desperate. Both Jolene and Tess were flat ass broke until Tess started showing up at random hotels and rented apartments in one of the most expensive areas in the country. You could easily see tensions boiling to the point where Tubby Tess got kicked out for not paying her share of rent, utilities, etc.

I just can't see Jolene speaking up, I mean if she spent her life being a doormat for someone as pathetic as Tess, it's probably a hopeless case.


I don't dismiss Tess being a whore but is there really so many men willing to pay her that she secured a new home? (what I'm saying is she's probably working a minimum wage job as well)
I also think Bowie is still with Jolene since Tess didn't mention otherwise.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Couldn’t Jolene be moving with them? Maybe the lease is up

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

And fuck off on mask lecturing...she hardly wears them when she is around strangers. Someone either called her out or sent her one with a cake attached.

Mask, feed bag, what's the difference.