Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

I wouldn't mind being @AprilRains' slave. Free food and board.
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Anybody who won't shut the fuck up about their tastes in books and philosophy need to be castrated and hung
they are the true dregs of society they truly have nothing to offer not even laughs at their pathetic state
That reminds me of a quote by one of my very favourite authors - the inimitable Jane Austin, who said I believe "I am no novel-reader—I seldom look into novels—Do not imagine that I often read novels—It is really very well for a novel.” Such is the common cant. “And what are you reading, Miss—?” “Oh! It is only a novel!” replies the young lady, while she lays down her book with affected indifference, or momentary shame. “It is only Cecilia, or Camilla, or Belinda”; or, in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humour, are conveyed to the world in the best-chosen language".
 
Anybody who won't shut the fuck up about their tastes in books and philosophy need to be castrated and hung
they are the true dregs of society they truly have nothing to offer not even laughs at their pathetic state
I’m not sure Ilya from Fate would talk this in public. Maybe you need a Snickers.
 
Hey if the rest of the farms complains about us all the time, can we complain about the rest of the farms? Because nothing makes me appreciate this forum like going to other parts of the site where every thread is a sad little circlejerk of people badmouthing their outgroup over and over and the users are too dumb to even comprehend how fucking stupid they are. At least the circlejerks here get pushed out by a new article after a while.

I guess what I'm saying is, I love you guys.
 
Hey if the rest of the farms complains about us all the time, can we complain about the rest of the farms? Because nothing makes me appreciate this forum like going to other parts of the site where every thread is a sad little circlejerk of people badmouthing their outgroup over and over and the users are too dumb to even comprehend how fucking stupid they are. At least the circlejerks here get pushed out by a new article after a while.

I guess what I'm saying is, I love you guys.
Trust me when I say that it is not mutual.

Also you are gay and I would not have sex with you, because I am not gay.
 
Your denial of the gay makes me question whether you are actually gay.
I can assure you that I am in fact not gay, as it is gay to touch other men's private parts, which I do not because I am not gay. Not that it is wrong to be gay haha I mean everyone can do as they please it's just that I simply do not prefer male genetalia, I think that they are gross, I do however enjoy the company of women as their vaginas are much preferred to the genetalia of a male human. So no, I am not gay, but @Ineedahero is. Again I want to emphasize that I support the cause of the LGB (Not you T) community, although I stand firmly outside of it because I am as straight as a man can be. I enjoy dirtbiking, hunting and chopping down wood, but not that gay shit like make-up (unless it is make-up sex after me and my girlfriends have had a fight) as that is for gays, which I am not.

Hopefully this will make you understand that I am not gay and you really hurt my feelings, when you question my sexuality like that.
 
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