Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Random Internet Person]

I like to think that 10 years after that somebody will make a research about the development of deep fake technology and it's cultural significance and these videos will be mentioned. "All of this just to make fun of some lazy weeb?"

Hey, never underestimate lengths people will go to for something simple or petty. How many things have you heard about the things people would do to get laid?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Have memes gone too far?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmtFy7JXQVM

Thank god all of these deep fakes I’ve seen use his old dorky photos. They would definitely be less enjoyable with his current mug.

 

[n/a]

Decided to skim through YandereDev's messages on the YanSim Discord.

fucking lol


YanDev contradicting his '12 hour workday' thing to an extent. Assuming he hopped right up out of bed (no brushing his teeth/grooming, eating brunch, etc., yikes) 3 PM to 8 AM is around 17 hours. Shave off three hours because he streamed that day. 14 hours of presumed work?



Good luck getting publishers or greenlighting, then.
Also, if a conversation isn't productive to him, it's not productive at all.



(Some people actually tried suggesting making the pathfinding 'less efficient' to make it more believable, but I don't think he responded to them?)

 

[Activelo]

Even with the additional bullshit Alex is adding, he seems to be checking them off awfully quick, one for every day so far.

Can't wait for 20 more bullet points just when he finishes that last one, though.

 

[Μusk]

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Even with the additional bullshit Alex is adding, he seems to be checking them off awfully quick, one for every day so far.

Can't wait for 20 more bullet points just when he finishes that last one, though.

I'm hopeful that he actually got something done and we'll have a new build to criticize soon. Alex drama as of lately has stagnated and a new build + Rival No. 2 will lead to more healthy discussion. Unfortunate that we've dug up pretty much everything related to Alex on the internet, but you never know with cows, for all we know there could be another hidden website right around the corner with some groundbreaking revelations.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Wow 11 minutes ago he updated something on his list.
Hmn maybe Osana will be out by Monday? nah!
He'll hold her hostage because he probably checks this thread because he wants to see if the mean Kiwi gremlins are now praising him for finally getting Osana ready for release.

 

[Least Concern]

(Some people actually tried suggesting making the pathfinding 'less efficient' to make it more believable, but I don't think he responded to them?)

Or he could have groups of one to four students who clump together as if they are friends talking to each other and have the group follow the A* path, with a distance of random(min: 100, max: 10000) centimeters between groups. That shouldn't be too hard and would look a lot more realistic than dozens of students all walking in single file.

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

Working on the game constitutes a wide range of activities like watching anime (research) talking to. His friends online (comments from fans) and playing games on stream (market resaearch)

 

[Random Internet Person]

Wow 11 minutes ago he updated something on his list.
Hmn maybe Osana will be out by Monday? nah!
He'll hold her hostage because he probably checks this thread because he wants to see if the mean Kiwi gremlins are now praising him for finally getting Osana ready for release.
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So he goes from working to not working because people who he thinks hates him are praising him for working and bashing him for not working, reminding those who hate him of the reason for their hatred? That’s fucking stupid.

 

[Banworld]

Also, if a conversation isn't productive to him, it's not productive at all.

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(Some people actually tried suggesting making the pathfinding 'less efficient' to make it more believable, but I don't think he responded to them?)

What I find crazy about pathfinding in YandereSimulator is that Alex is happy to have characters use the same path, but makes each character calculate the path each time. This is especially weird because I don't think any of the doors in YandereSimulator lock (I may be wrong,) so characters don't often need to recalculate their path since they can just continue to try and open the door and move through it until they are successful.

Another thing that's strange is that pathfinding ought to be a dream in YandereSimulator considering there is only one real map, and the town is so small and has so few NPCs you could just use A* pathfinding with no noticeable performance loss. What do students even do in YandereSimulator? They're students, they have a set schedule and often all go to the same room. Why do they need to use different paths? Furthermore, there is only a set amount of paths one can realistically take considering they can only move from one room to another and then outside.

Spoiler: Spergy Potential Solution

Each room / corridor could have 'nodes' that people pathfind to, i.e. doorways, sides of the hallway, etc. Then when the map loads, you calculate how to go from one node to each adjacent node in A* and cache the results. Then when someone wants to move from one place to another, they A* pathfind to the nearest node, then look up what combination of nodes they need to get to their destination and use the cached pathfinding results to go there. Have students check tiles nearest to them to see if they need to avoid another student, and if they do, let them, then recalculate their path to the node nearest them but on their way to the destination and go again.

This way students can just used cached results that don't need to be recalculated, and only pathfind when they need a path unique to the situation.

 

[EenGevolg]

Considering just how hard Alex tries to bend the narrative with strict control of his YT channel, blog, Discord server, subreddit and such, he doesn't seem to be doing particularly well on the wiki front. You'd think the article on himself is something he'd especially want as squeaky clean comments on as possible, but the comments on there seem mixed at best. The wikis on other languages probably aren't hanging too well on that front either; e.g. the article comments on the Polish one are completely battered with shitposts from top to bottom, including our national specialty of making fun of John Paul II, as if even the wiki mods consider it lost ground. I'm surprised he doesn't seem as desperate about this; with how despotic he is about everything else, you'd think he would also heavily moderate the wiki, maybe even make sure the ones for other languages are clean of critique, whether by getting his cult to translate shit for him, or by blindly blasting shit with Google Translate.

 

[CrippleFucker69]

Considering just how hard Alex tries to bend the narrative with strict control of his YT channel, blog, Discord server, subreddit and such, he doesn't seem to be doing particularly well on the wiki front. You'd think the article on himself is something he'd especially want as squeaky clean comments on as possible, but the comments on there seem mixed at best. The wikis on other languages probably aren't hanging too well on that front either; e.g. the article comments on the Polish one are completely battered with shitposts from top to bottom, including our national specialty of making fun of John Paul II, as if even the wiki mods consider it lost ground. I'm surprised he doesn't seem as desperate about this; with how despotic he is about everything else, you'd think he would also heavily moderate the wiki, maybe even make sure the ones for other languages are clean of critique, whether by getting his cult to translate shit for him, or by blindly blasting shit with Google Translate.

Nah, Alex only cares about shit that HE can read. If he can't read it, it ceases to exist. A permanent solution to this would be to blind himself, of course, but he doesn't seem to realize this.

 

[Kuroiwa]

Working on the game constitutes a wide range of activities like watching anime (research) talking to. His friends online (comments from fans) and playing games on stream (market resaearch)

I might be misremembering things but didn't someone post a screenshot of Alex saying that he didn't have any online friends? (anyone to talk to about his worries) so you can scratch the second point and replace it with this:

Fucking his second sex doll and beating his meat to Samus (social interaction)

 

[CraBman]

What if Alex actually was a victim of the gremlins for no reason from the gremlins?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Wow 11 minutes ago he updated something on his list.
Hmn maybe Osana will be out by Monday? nah!
He'll hold her hostage because he probably checks this thread because he wants to see if the mean Kiwi gremlins are now praising him for finally getting Osana ready for release.

Don't forget that he also has to make a video describing almost every detail of the update and start laying the foundations/writing the script for Hate and Shame: Western Front. I'd be very surprised if the update was "complete" and/or released before September, and I assume it'll be buggy/make your eyes bleed. Remember how horrible the town was when it was initially released with everything looking horribly out of focus? When Alex mentions "graphical improvements" that sort of eyestrain is what comes to mind.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Wew, almost past August and, if I remember correctly, the deadline he gave his fans for when he'd release Osana. I cant wait for him to delay it because she still isnt fun. Also, I like how he said if "anti-yanderedev propaganda" took away intrest in the game, he'd release more debunking videos. That's the dumbest fucking idea a developer could ever make. First, what does YandereDev being a shitty human have to do with his game being uninteresting? Him saying "I didnt threaten to kill myself" wont make playing his game more fun. Second, all it's going to do is make people who dont know he's a fucking moron find out he's a fucking moron. He's playing himself. If the kickstarter fails, which I expect it to since he didnt capitalize on the initial hype of the game, it's over. Dude should look for a real job because when that patron money dries up, all he'll have is a blank void on his resume where he didnt work a real job for 7 or 8 years.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Wew, almost past August and, if I remember correctly, the deadline he gave his fans for when he'd release Osana. I cant wait for him to delay it because she still isnt fun. Also, I like how he said if "anti-yanderedev propaganda" took away intrest in the game, he'd release more debunking videos. That's the dumbest fucking idea a developer could ever make. First, what does YandereDev being a shitty human have to do with his game being uninteresting? Him saying "I didnt threaten to kill myself" wont make playing his game more fun. Second, all it's going to do is make people who dont know he's a fucking moron find out he's a fucking moron. He's playing himself. If the kickstarter fails, which I expect it to since he didnt capitalize on the initial hype of the game, it's over. Dude should look for a real job because when that patron money dries up, all he'll have is a blank void on his resume where he didnt work a real job for 7 or 8 years.

At this point who even cares about YandereSim except for a niche within a niche and Alex is so toxic he killed interest in his game not to mention the slow dev time. Fuck i expect Star Citizen to come out before YandereSim.

 

[Computer Guardian]

So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.

Spoiler: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE POINTS?

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.

>at the end where he argues details
This is where criminals of all stripes out themselves as wrongdoers/having more involvement than they claim. He may not have deliberately interacted with a minor in this instance, but he sure could have solved the whole thing by saying, "I flirted with her, and then I found out she was underage and I cut it off," instead of that wall of 'I obviously did something wrong/dumb'.

Of course, given his sex license thing, I think he wouldn't care if it wasn't illegal here.

 

[SIGSEGV]

So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.

Spoiler: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE POINTS?

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Occam's razor says that you're a pedophile, Alex.