Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Nobody will know how cool you are if you name your kid Jessica or Michael.

My family always wins in the rate-my-kids-names contests, little Bashar, Yasser and Nasim always making daddy proud

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I know alimony isn't always a straight shot to negotiate but if MapleWife gives ANY shit about her daughter she should try to cut a deal with Lowtax for very low alimony in exchange for full custody. She probably won't because that would mean getting a job herself and I'm sure she had visions of sitting on her ass while Lowtax funded her Real Housewives lifestyle but that ship has sailed, she isn't going to get that anyways.

 

[AnOminous]

I know alimony isn't always a straight shot to negotiate but if MapleWife gives ANY shit about her daughter she should try to cut a deal with Lowtax for very low alimony in exchange for full custody. She probably won't because that would mean getting a job herself and I'm sure she had visions of sitting on her ass while Lowtax funded her Real Housewives lifestyle but that ship has sailed, she isn't going to get that anyways.

That probably wouldn't be a good deal for LowT because with her level of current poverty, especially if she can't get a job largely because of Richard's own actions, that will just jack up the child support award, which the court has to approve and the g.a.l. will not approve if it isn't sufficient. Also alimony is temporary at best.

 

[Ilmseil]

I used to have to deal with GALs all the fucking time, and lol this bitch is going to hound poor little dick to the ends of the earth.

 

[Sabrina]

As I and others here said, the g.a.l. was almost certainly fully aware of claims of substance and alcohol abuse by Richard already. You don't even get such a person appointed by the court unless the court has found that neither parent is capable of representing the child's interests adequately. So she was already watching him and just needed some actual evidence to move on. Richard seems to be the kind of person he used to mock, blissfully unaware that other people are capable of watching his online activities and dumb enough to give evidence against himself like getting drunk on stream while supposedly having custody.

What do you want to bet he had already vociferously denied to the court that he'd ever do such a thing?

Yeah it's like he posted about it as soon as he found out, which was the same day the court record went up. I don't know how he seriously believes anyone will buy that this is made up. We wouldn't have gone looking for it if he hadn't posted anything, just like we didn't know of the July speeding ticket until just now because we were prompted by him to look up his shit because he doesn't even know what his court date is for DV is (October 8th actual date, October 1st mystery date of VINDICATION). He didn't say anything about how he was unfairly singled out for speeding as a drugged-up white male so we didn't notice it.

Or is his dumb Vice article going up on October 1st, whenever that happens it'll be hilarious but I'm leaning towards Vice decided not to run it.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Custody isn’t just about money or vindication for lowtax, he also needs a prop for his online persona. The zany dad with the kid who does the wacky things. Soon to be ex wife will interfere by surrounding her with more wholesome, age-appropriate stuff if she has too much custody, like the first ex-wife.

 

[Ghostse]

Custody isn’t just about money or vindication for lowtax, he also needs a prop for his online persona. The zany dad with the kid who does the wacky things. Soon to be ex wife will interfere by surrounding her with more wholesome, age-appropriate stuff if she has too much custody, like the first ex-wife.

I don't think its an online persona prop so much as its a mandate from Grandma.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Or is his dumb Vice article going up on October 1st, whenever that happens it'll be hilarious but I'm leaning towards Vice decided not to run it.

If there still is a vice article in the works they are likely waiting for the site to be sold. ”Webmaster of popular web1.0 site forced to sell after allegations of abuse” is probably the hook they’re going for rather than losing donations to his semi-related patreon.

 

[Terrorist]

There is still no proof Lowtax was/is a domestic abuser. I won’t run with it and you shouldn’t either until there is substantiation to his series of insane exes’ accusations.

Lest you think I’m trying to white-knight him, I absolutely support the ad litem restraining order...Rich is a shitty dad who can’t care for his kids, and I’ll label him as that because I’ve seen evidence of it many times.

 

[Ghostse]

There is still no proof Lowtax was/is a domestic abuser. I won’t run with it and you shouldn’t either until there is substantiation to his series of insane exes’ accusations.

Honest question: how would you classify the behavior of someone who actively avoids filing the very simple immigration paper work for their spouse and mother of their child?

Being that this is one of the easiest ways to control a non-citizen partner, and reminder that someone has a relative in the legal profession.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

There is still no proof Lowtax was/is a domestic abuser. I won’t run with it and you shouldn’t either until there is substantiation to his series of insane exes’ accusations.

Lest you think I’m trying to white-knight him, I absolutely support the ad litem restraining order...Rich is a shitty dad who can’t care for his kids, and I’ll label him as that because I’ve seen evidence of it many times.

Except for, you know, the police reports and accusations of multiple women.
If you mean he hasn’t been caught on video hitting someone, I guess.

 

[Silas]

Honest question: how would you classify the behavior of someone who actively avoids filing the very simple immigration paper work for their spouse and mother of their child?

Lowtaxian

 

[Baggywrinkle]

There is still no proof Lowtax was/is a domestic abuser. I won’t run with it and you shouldn’t either until there is substantiation to his series of insane exes’ accusations.

The allegations of abuse, whether true or not, did lead to him losing most of his public income and control over his website. I agree that focusing on it allows him to constantly claim he has never been convicted of it. But there is much more hard evidence of him just being a shitty person. Basically every time he opens his mouth.

People who are less shitty use social media to brag about their accomplishments. Lowtax only complains about people who have supposedly wronged him. Other than some zero-effort live-streams he has accomplished nothing in the past several years. He has been worthless for a long time and the loss of patreon is merely correction, not punishment.

 

[Frank N Berry]

Honest question: how would you classify the behavior of someone who actively avoids filing the very simple immigration paper work for their spouse and mother of their child?

Being that this is one of the easiest ways to control a non-citizen partner, and reminder that someone has a relative in the legal profession.

Yep. She's been in the US for 5 years, and in that time he wouldn't file her paperwork. She couldn't get a driver's license. He kept her name off their bank account. She had to stay home and be dependent on Lowtax. Then the moment he flies out of state to go fuck a new girl she bolts and takes his daughter with her to a women's shelter.

Sounds pretty abusive to me.

 

[Sabrina]

bUt hE's nEvER bEeN cOnViCtEd oF pHySiCaL aBuSe

 

[Ghostse]

Except for, you know, the police reports and accusations of multiple women.
If you mean he hasn’t been caught on video hitting someone, I guess.

I'm giving him (him being @Terrorist not @Lowtax) the benefit of the doubt.
In isolation, yes, someone with a habit of sticking it in the crazy being accused by all his ex-fuckbuddies of being an abuser isn't a slam dunk case since accusing your ex of abuse is a common BPD break-up step.

However, this isn't just in isolation. Lowtax shows a pattern of manipulative and controlling behavior. He seeks out women he can control, and then leaves a relationship when they start having problems with being controlled.

Again, I find Logan the least reliable of all Lowtax's accusers, especially since she knows about internet culture, is aware of KWF and there is enough information in this thread I could get a pedicure and make a surface-credible domestic abuse allegation against Lowtax's sweaty feet. So while I take the fact her experiences match our expectations with a grain of salt, there is a very serious,very clear pattern of behavior that you can see with his partners and his responses.

tl;dr you don't need to beat your wife like you're Uwe Boll in a boxing ring to be abusive. Lowtax is clearly an abusive partner who seeks out partners he can abuse.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm giving him (him being @Terrorist not @Lowtax) the benefit of the doubt.
In isolation, yes, someone with a habit of sticking it in the crazy being accused by all his ex-fuckbuddies of being an abuser isn't a slam dunk case since accusing your ex of abuse is a common BPD break-up step.

However, this isn't just in isolation. Lowtax shows a pattern of manipulative and controlling behavior. He seeks out women he can control, and then leaves a relationship when they start having problems with being controlled.

Again, I find Logan the least reliable of all Lowtax's accusers, especially since she knows about internet culture, is aware of KWF and there is enough information in this thread I could get a pedicure and make a surface-credible domestic abuse allegation against Lowtax's sweaty feet. So while I take the fact her experiences match our expectations with a grain of salt, there is a very serious,very clear pattern of behavior that you can see with his partners and his responses.

tl;dr you don't need to beat your wife like you're Uwe Boll in a boxing ring to be abusive. Lowtax is clearly an abusive partner who seeks out partners he can abuse.

I find the BPD whore’s story to be credible. She fled the McMansion and posted her story and quickly deleted it on Facebook. The circumstances surrounding it may be open to interpretation but I get the feeling Richard gave her a pretty good backhand and it scared her enough to get out and stay in a motel.
It doesn’t feel like a story made up on the spot and was shifting between getting attention for it and salvaging her relationship with her paypig. But she should’ve known once you’ve fled the McMansion of Domestic Violence, you’re as dead to Richard as his children are.

 

[Ghostse]

I find the BPD whore’s story to be credible. She fled the McMansion and posted her story and quickly deleted it on Facebook. The circumstances surrounding it may be open to interpretation but I get the feeling Richard gave her a pretty good backhand and it scared her enough to get out and stay in a motel.
It doesn’t feel like a story made up on the spot and was shifting between getting attention for it and salvaging her relationship with her paypig. But she should’ve known once you’ve fled the McMansion of Domestic Violence, you’re as dead to Richard as his children are.

I don't think she made it all up. I also don't think its 100% true either - because she's the one telling a story about herself, so she's definitely leaving out parts that would make her look bad because that's just human nature.

TBPH I don't think he backhanded her, I think he probably pushed her or tried to grab her to eject her from the Back Cave.

But I'm going to keep making fun of him for being a wifebeater because it triggers him to be called as such.

 

[White Devil]

They're both liars and as always the truth is somewhere in the middle.

 

[repentance]