🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Eris!]

They both look like idiots here, but Gator is in full cope mode.

This analogy has become kinda cringe in recent years but in this interaction you can clearly see the distinction between 4chan and Reddit mindsets. Even when people know his full name and dox, PPP behaves like an anon. He makes no appeals to his own character or identity, and he laughs off attacks against his character, gladly taking on negative characteristics because who cares if anon looks like an idiot. Gator on the other hand is obsessed with his brand, with his karma, with networking with other ecelebs.

 

[donjulio]

I can't edit for shit so can someone make one of Ralph dancing in a cornfield or dancing in a high school prom?

I gotchu fam

 

[Sasquatch82]

Anyone know who this is?
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1297300183479398400 (A)

That's Jesse, the sperg who dropped the Masterson golden egg.

Also, how hard is Ralph trying to become Faith's daddy?

EDIT: Just checked, after a decade on Twitter, it looks like Ralph only started using this phrase on the 21st of August, 2020. 4 days after Vickers-sama.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

This analogy has become kinda cringe in recent years but in this interaction you can clearly see the distinction between 4chan and Reddit mindsets. Even when people know his full name and dox, PPP behaves like an anon. He makes no appeals to his own character or identity, and he laughs off attacks against his character, gladly taking on negative characteristics because who cares if anon looks like an idiot. Gator on the other hand is obsessed with his brand, with his karma, with networking with other ecelebs.

its nooot truuuue GAtor is the eldest of fags who is a co-founder of 2chan.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Gotta agree with one thing at least. You try to get into the average girl's panties using SteinsGate as a pickup line, best case scenario, she has no idea what you are talking about. Worst case, she knows and you aren't going to get anywhere. And what the hell is it with Gator lately having lecturing people about issues he has too, fitness and being an incel? Have some self awareness.

SG is honestly probably my favorite anime and VN due to me being a sci fi buff and a die hard lover of the John Titor mythos but like...I dont know, saying youre a weeb SG shitposting account is just..scraping the bottom of the barrel in order to place your identity. Also suggesting someone time travel because thats the theme of SG is fucking, sad and retarded.

Gator, listen here ya fucking 外人うぇえあぼお。I say this shit with a bit of care for you still, honestly, you can make your own path without the gunt but regardless. Dont use anime refs to try and insult people, thats what middle schoolers do bro. Also memes and pictures arent "content". Youre not an artist, animator or writer to my knowledge, you dont post content, you reblog shit and make memes at the most. Content implies you put work into what you post.

And please, please, PLEASE, for the fucking sake of folks who are shit tired of being called weeaboos because of the shit others do, dont call another man fucking Tsundere. Get the shit anime personality trope out of there. PPP isnt calling you an idiot while blushing, and secretly hoping you all welcome him back with open arms. Hes laughing at a couple of chuckle fucks on the internet and couldnt care less whether he picked up host. After all, he wouldnt have been paid like you are.

Gaydor needs to try my weeb pick-up tactic: Scream THE WORLD while you inject the girl with a paralysis drug. Works every time.

Im glad Part 3 is where I tuned the fuck outta Jojo, cause it just makes this idea possible lmao. Though it would prolly help his chance gettin some.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I just noticed Ralph uses that picture of him in the car for his Patreon. I'm kinda sad that he doesn't use any of his current pics then maybe his Patreon would live up to the comedy aspect.

 

[2021Murder]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1297227786776698881

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This doesn't really look all that special tbh. At least the plate looks real.

I dont know why people call Lessburg a southern town, its as southern as Fullerton. Lessburgs a stop on the dc metro for fucks sake. This is just a generic restaurant burger, the sort that comes on a non-chain restaurant starter pack in an upper middle class area; inspired by the garbage guy fieri makes

 

[Mr.Downer]

That's Jesse, the sperg who dropped the Masterson golden egg.

Also, how hard is Ralph trying to become Faith's daddy?

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will ralph start wearing a fedora soon?

 

[2021Murder]

The real question is - what was he doing in Leesburg? Is that where the Digi-tranny-pedos are?
Is there a psych hospital there?

Next to the airport but more likely its because thats where his PO is

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Gunt dancing to "dancin krono mix" outside a homecoming football field.

The prom one was pretty good, I think "if you leave" by omd would fit.

Maybe Gunt dancing to "freedom 90" by George Michael outside a psych ward for faith's being committed again.

 

[Berb]

I still wanna see a Brodyquest edit with the gunt jiggling, visiting scenes like the museum, crack shack and psych ward.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

A shooting star Gunt edit would be kino.

 

[twozero]

The IP comes from New York. I'm not savvy enough to know if it's from a VPN though.
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"M247 Ltd is a medium fraud risk ISP. They operate 709,477 IP addresses, almost all of which are running anonymizing VPNs and servers."

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Gunt dancing to pomp and circumstance (macho man randy savage's theme) inside of fai's graduation because he's going to hit up them younglings.

 

[High Tea]

Anyone know when the online bf deleted their account? https://twitter.com/AH4lfawayCrook

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Anyone know when the online bf deleted their account? https://twitter.com/AH4lfawayCrook

Probably when he admitted to sending nudes to a 16 year old faith, but Ralph is pretty dumb and statue of limitations is probably gone.

 

[Berb]

Anyone know when the online bf deleted their account? https://twitter.com/AH4lfawayCrook

When he found his last two meth-free brain cells and rubbed them together.

 

[Edilg]

Anyone know when the online bf deleted their account? https://twitter.com/AH4lfawayCrook

I don't know but Mr. Vickers was looking for his account the other day. Maybe he got an ultimatum... Run away A Half Way Cuck, run far away!

 

[Cow Poly]

Decided to look at the podcastganggang hashtag on Twitter:

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This dude Jason Forrest is some kind of Ralph superfan. He's a confirmed paypig:

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The idea that someone is so invested in the Killstream that they need to "catch up" is pitiable.

He's also a Warski fan:

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Great marketing strategy, Ralph. Cast a wide net, bring back a sped with an extra 5 bucks.

Holy shit! This fucking retard goes back and listens to it on his headphones while walking his dog???

omg gotta catch up on Ralph reacting to a movie????? Gotta encourage Andy to upload a podcast too???? So I can listen to him schizo-post with BlackPussy Speaks??????

Just audio and no video OR interaction? Like just to hear what Ralph and Andy SAID!!?????

Surely no one is doing this unironically. I can understand hate listening or combing through content for the thread. ... but not.... this.

Great find btw

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I love how we are coming up with gunt dance scenarios. Salute to the great creators making these vids come to life.