🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Guntkvd]

lmao I forgot about this. Yeah I'm sure Andy could beat CRP, forgot about him too since he hasn't really been a character in this arc. Meanwhile Ralph isn't even doing scapula pushups. He's gotten in even worse shape since then too.

Didn't Andy choke out CRP during Knoxville for blackmailing him?

 

[not william stenchever]

Warski's got that junkie retard strength when is blood his* is up, I'd bet.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Gator I know you read this thread.
Coach just laid out a challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJZx1v6dYg

He did 30 pushups while inexplicably holding his breath at some points. You gonna match him? You can wear your faggotty wrestling mask to avoid doxing. DO A PUSHUP SHANNON.
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SHANNON GAINES IS 4 THINGS

 

[Immortal Technique]

Given his T-rex arms and the size of the Gunt, can he even do a push up? Can he bend his arms to 90 degrees? I have a feeling a "Gunt" pushup is just an overly embellished head bob or him just teeter-tottering off the gunt at this point.

 

[Psicopax]

"I made tater tot casserole for my brothers one time reeeeeeeeeeee i was abused!"

It looks great, don't be so hard on yourself!

@Psicopax you're doing God's work.

The thought "This is probably what he does when he takes a shit" entered my mind and now I want to die.

I'm proud of you.

Thank you all! I'm happy you enjoy the gif. Hopefully it will give everyone ideas for new memes.
Here is one for @William Tell Underpass

 

[Wall Street mole]

I originally gave up on this Rolf gif because of how hard it was to track. Black background, black tshirt and black mic stand.
It took a long long looooong time but i couldn't just give up. So here it is. Its not the best but its the best i could do.
My gif looping is shit tho, but look. He dance.

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[Crystal Golem]

Thank you all! I'm happy you enjoy the gif. Hopefully it will give everyone ideas for new memes.
Here is one for @William Tell Underpass

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Do you have the video version of the gif on the black background or can someone tell me how to get gif to play through vdeio editors how are you niggas doing this magic?

 

[Psicopax]

Do you have the video version of the gif on the black background or can someone tell me how to get gif to play through vdeio editors how are you niggas doing this magic?

I just use Premiere. But i can make a greenscreen version if that would be easier? I haven't figured out how to make videos with alpha channels transparency

Spoiler

Yet

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Do you have the video version of the gif on the black background or can someone tell me how to get gif to play through vdeio editors how are you niggas doing this magic?

First you must spend over 9000 hours in paint, then another 9000 in paint 3D. After that you have to quit being a basic bitch with windows movie maker and pirate some of that good shit like sony vegas, then just be a simp and let other more talented aylogs make your memes for you.

 

[shex]

Warski's got that junkie retard strength when is blood is up, I'd bet.

Andy would have a panic attack in any threat of actual violence occurring. We've seen proof of that from the Hotel Incident and streets of Florida. I would believe Andy and Ralph had gay sex in Knoxville before Andy choking out CRP as @Guntkvd said.

 

[Psicopax]

Do you have the video version of the gif on the black background or can someone tell me how to get gif to play through vdeio editors how are you niggas doing this magic?

Here you go buddy

 

[Crystal Golem]

After that you have to quit being a basic bitch with windows movie maker

IT'S NAHT TREEEEEW!!!

 

[Glade Candles]

Thank you for this gift, @Psicopax

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Looks like someone touched a nerve:

Come now Ralph, surely Lemonland isn't so bad? Was getting booted off YouTube for fucking with people really the end of your chance at success?

Come to think of it... never mind.

 

[mdrop22]

Thank you for this gift, @Psicopax
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There you go Ralph, another dope rap song and video for you to play for your child bride. I'm sure she'll think you're a total badass. You know how much they love your other "raps".

When is the full version coming out

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I originally gave up on this Rolf gif because of how hard it was to track. Black background, black tshirt and black mic stand.
It took a long long looooong time but i couldn't just give up. So here it is. Its not the best but its the best i could do.
My gif looping is shit tho, but look. He dance.

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"I made tater tot casserole for my brothers one time reeeeeeeeeeee i was abused!"

It looks great, don't be so hard on yourself!

Ignore the Guntish whispers from your subconscious telling you to hate yourself, drink to excess, pick up disturbed high school girls, and eat off paper plates.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Looks like someone touched a nerve:
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Come now Ralph, surely Lemonland isn't so bad? Was getting booted off YouTube for fucking with people really the end of your chance at success?

Come to think of it... never mind.

"I AM ETHAN RALPH, YOU CANT ABORT ME MOTHERFUCKER, IM GONNA SIT ON STREAM WITH THE ST JUDE LOGO EVERYWHERE AND SING KLAN SONGS AND TALK ABOUT HOW THE JEWS TOTALLY DESERVED THE HAULOCAUST WHICH WAS ALSO A LIE AND NOTHING CAN ABORT ME AHYAAAA YAAA I CAN YELL OVER YOU MOTHERFUCKER DADDY DICK SAYS IF YOU YELL IT ITS FUNNY FAGGOT"

Golly gee wally, his youtube ban was so fucking unjust. I was talking to a normie friend and gave them the TL;DR of the heel stream and they said it sounded less like censorship and more like a financial liability due to him taking in all that money technically on behalf of an organization with their name attached to it everywhere. Have to say I agree, I doubt youtube cared about the content, they just probably got a call for St Jude going get this mother fuckers name Un-SEO'ed from our cancer hospital now or we are going to surgically remove all the cancer from the kids and implant it into your ass.

 

[Figger Naggot]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1297227786776698881

This doesn't really look all that special tbh. At least the plate looks real.

 

[High Tea]

This whole thing is so theatrical, even when people don't assume anyone else will see it. Ralph refusing to give up his identity from the get go while talking big. The repeated ", sir" between both of them, burgeoning on outright fedora tipping. The over the top threats from both parties, from I'll charge my own daughter with grand theft, to "I'm VERY well known online, this will be blasted in front of THOUSANDS"

Doesn't ER understand what southern gentleman honor was about? He larps as one, but doesn't understand that not only would a southern gentleman have given their name and where to find him (theoretically a duel would ensue), but they would stated outright what was going on. Not talk vaguely under a scuffed indy wrestler name. And even if you thought you were protecting her, since she had her phone, they would have found out where she was eventually. If they did a missing person report the police would have tracked the phone.

Looks like someone touched a nerve:
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Hasn't he flagged people for bullying him?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1297227786776698881

This doesn't really look all that special tbh.

Does he eat anything but burgers and mayo laden sandwiches? Ffs. If you want people to stop bugging you about your weight, you have to start eating differently.

 

[Glade Candles]

Does he eat anything but burgers and mayo laden sandwiches?

WAYLL MAY-O-NAYS IS MADE FROM AYGS, RIGHT? SO IT'S BASICALLY A PROTEIN SHAKE, THAT'S WHAT DIGIBRO TAUGHT ME ABOUT CUMMIES.