Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Benet_Bandito284 said:
Oh, it's gonna be good. She'll talk a bit about food, mostly about "facts" of the Titanic (all of which were obtained from the movie), then have the greenscreen show the Titanic sinking at the end.
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Oh can’t forget the green screen, it’ll either be of the ship sinking or of Leo and Kate snuggling on the front of the ship in the “flying” scene
 
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You just know Chin Chin imagines herself as Rose, wealthy, educated, running around the ship with her young attractive lover, being painted in the nude, having wild sex in cars. Her sad imaginary reality is sitting in her room alone, being wheelchaired to the dining area at meal times, while her room is being aired out, then to the promenade so she can fart herself to sleep, and then back to her room.
 
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What I want to know is what kind of takeout will she choose to fit the theme? Red Lobster with its "expensive" basic bitch seafood platters? ("Rich people eat lobster all the time! HEE HEE!") Swiss Chalet because it sounds fancy?

She won't shell out for anything from a high-end restaurant, that's for sure. Nothing but garbage she can get through the drive-thru or Skip The Dishes for our gorl.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
Problem, Chantal sees herself as the first class.
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She thinks she is Rose, but that wasn't reality either. Is she going to buy a plastic blue heart?

Nothing like romanticizing people drowning or freezing to death. Is she going to talk about that? Or the screaming or the bodies? All fluff and chipper descriptions of the lavish food spread.

Rose definitely had room on that board for Jack, Chinny would live just because she could just be a buoy in the water, bobbing along. Wouldn't even need to tread water.
 
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Who Now said:
She thinks she is Rose, but that wasn't reality either. Is she going to buy a plastic blue heart?
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There's a bunch of them on amazon I'm sure she's already ordered one.

Wonder if she'll say the theme is set in 1997 because it's the movie version of Titanic that she's warping to. That way she can just buy more processed shit to shove in the oven or microwave.

There's no way she's going to put as much effort into her food as the plethora of Titanic menus show being served.

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I wanted to include the top bar with her username but her male pattern baldness was in the way
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Won't catch me eating out anywhere anytime soon, limited capacity or no. She won't go to a gym because covid but where food is concerned all bets are off - including hand washing before using your hands to shove spring rolls into your face.

I'm guessing that because it's "fancy" someone else is paying. Maybe her family, given that she was showing Mama Chantal on her insta shortly before?

Either way she probably won't eat enough food to fill herself while out to a fancy dinner that she'll need to hit up a DT on the way home to get enough food for a family of four to feel full.
 
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DongMiguel said:
I'm guessing, since she posted a pic of her mom already, it's her mom's birthday or something?
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IMO her entire IG presence is just a narcissistic song-and-dance to "prove" things. Thread users post about how her family can't stand her, so she just happens to prove with photographs that she sees her family sometimes. We call her fat and unattractive, so she posts a flattering selfie she managed to produce after 45 minutes of trying.

I'm not going to sperg about psychology because it shits up threads and I'm not an expert, but I think it pays to remember how motivated she is by defiance. I remember a video, probably long deleted, that I wrote up, and she made a huge show of "removing" her makeup; N.B. that the thread had recently been discussing how much of it she wears and how shit she looks without it. The video wasn't about makeup, there was no reason for the audience to be shown her makeup removal; it had nothing to do with anything. It was just shoehorned into the vlog.

Anyway, in eerie silence, she wiped off the outer layers of her makeup with paper towel. It was creepy and bizarre, if it's not obvious from the description, and although her vlogs have nothing approaching momentum or structure (you know, professionalism) it stood out as being inappropriately sombre. Anyway, she acted like she'd removed all her foundation (she still had shitloads on, her skin was practically metallic) and then, and I remember this plain as day, Empress Oink brandished the stained paper towel and cocked her goddamn chins smuggressively at the camera: fuck you haydurs! I look hot out of makeup! This was not a subtle gesture and her "normal" viewers wouldn't have known what the fuck was going on: all this in deathly silence. She just had to make a point about how wrong we were... except she was still wearing makeup and thought she'd outsmarted us. Oh, Chinny.

ETA: Mnemosyne is with me today...
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