Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Considering the amount of times she's tried suing, I feel like this has become more of a desperate bid to drag Josh down to her local area to whack him since Yahweh's failed to come through with his curse.
 
Considering the amount of times she's tried suing, I feel like this has become more of a desperate bid to drag Josh down to her local area to whack him fuck his pagan brains out since Yahweh's failed to come through with his curse.
Fixed that for you.
 
While everyone's here, I figure I should post the segment from Nick's stream last night where Null mentions Melinda's current lolsuit in case someone missed it. Timestamp at 2:23:20 if the player fucks up.


@Null

You've been served homey. By Order of Judge Sargeant,who sits over Judge Jones

Check the link


As for Rekeita, c'mon now. He's no expert in federal law. I might make a video reply this time exposing his error.

Go ahead and try to get me declared a vexatious litigant. I get to reply with a few Aces up my sleeve.

What color crayon you going to write with Mr.Moon?
 
@Null

You've been served homey. By Order of Judge Sargeant,who sits over Judge Jones

Check the link


As for Rekeita, c'mon now. He's no expert in federal law. I might make a video reply this time exposing his error.

Go ahead and try to get me declared a vexatious litigant. I get to reply with a few Aces up my sleeve.

What color crayon you going to write with Mr.Moon?
This is by far the strangest courtship ritual I've ever gotten to witness unfold as it happens.
 
@Null

You've been served homey. By Order of Judge Sargeant,who sits over Judge Jones

Check the link


As for Rekeita, c'mon now. He's no expert in federal law. I might make a video reply this time exposing his error.

Go ahead and try to get me declared a vexatious litigant. I get to reply with a few Aces up my sleeve.

What color crayon you going to write with Mr.Moon?

*homie
If you can't even talk like a nigger properly, I don't think you have any ability to be making a response video.
Only reason I hope you don't get labeled as a vexatious litigant is because your lawsuits are fucking hilarious
 
@Null

You've been served homey. By Order of Judge Sargeant,who sits over Judge Jones

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That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
 
As for Rekeita, c'mon now. He's no expert in federal law. I might make a video reply this time exposing his error.

By all means do, Pam. It will be most entertaining.

Go ahead and try to get me declared a vexatious litigant. I get to reply with a few Aces up my sleeve.

Now I have to know what Mel thinks is an ace up her sleeve. Can it possibly be as dumb as her history would lead me to believe?
 
Anyone want to clarify WTF is going on
Melinda attempted to serve Null in her latest federal lolsuit and it seems like a rather half-assed attempt at that. The process server checked the option that he served Null in person when in reality he dropped it off at the virtual mailbox Null keeps, maybe. He didn't even bother to name the employee he gave it to. It may have been a homeless person living in the lobby for all we know.
 
This is how Melinda thinks her lawsuit is going to go.

She files the suit
Null is served->you are almost here
The court orders Null to give over our IP info. This will never happen.
Null complies. This will never happen.
Melinda uses the IP info to subpoena ISPs for info on Kiwi Farms users, including real names and addresses. This will never happen.
Melinda ties Kiwi Farms users to Wise County CPS. This will absolutely never happen.

After this point it's even more hazy as to what Melinda thinks will happen.
She thinks she will be able to subpoena the defendants' medical records, so she can prove that we're mentally ill drug addicts. This is a fantasy.
She thinks that she will be able to get an injunction slapped on Wise County CPS so they can never again investigate her for child abuse and child neglect. Another pure fantasy. Melinda has the intensely stupid and wrong belief that double jeopardy prevents law enforcement and other government agencies from ever investigating someone for the same kind of crime twice. I had to ask her to explain this to me, because it's so incredibly dumb. She seriously has claimed that, if she is investigated for child neglect, and no charges are filed, she can never be investigated for child neglect ever again. This is one of the most ridiculous interpretations of double jeopardy that I've ever come across.

What will really happen:
Melinda will eventually successfully serve Null. Null will laugh.
The Court will throw out the suit over failure to state a claim. We will all laugh.
Melinda will continue being investigated for child abuse, and child neglect.
Melinda will learn nothing.
Marshall will eventually leave her for good.
Melinda's children will continue to live a poor and unstable existence.
There will be more domestic violence.
None of Melinda's children will go on to higher education.
 
@Null

You've been served homey. By Order of Judge Sargeant,who sits over Judge Jones

Check the link


As for Rekeita, c'mon now. He's no expert in federal law. I might make a video reply this time exposing his error.

Go ahead and try to get me declared a vexatious litigant. I get to reply with a few Aces up my sleeve.

What color crayon you going to write with Mr.Moon?
He's more of an expert than you Melinda.

Also, Rekieta (the guy's name isn't hard to spell you know) has a point, you should try and sue Null in a different State, you'd probably have better luck.
 
Melinda's children will continue to live a poor and unstable existence.
There will be more domestic violence.
None of Melinda's children will go on to higher education.
You know we like to laugh, but when you remember Melinda has so many kids and they're taking a back seat to mommy's hobby of being a litigious insane person it's pretty fucking sad.
 
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