Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[2021Murder]

So are any kiwi s here plugged into the LA comedy scene?

I think Dax and Madox worked together because both had their strong points. Though I imagine Dax and Madox should have shorted more restraint in the kayfabe and Dax shoulda let Madox have "win" here and there.

The madox chimping out the christmas cuck, the mad cucks paraody are all funny in their own stupid and charming way. like a in joke amoung a group of online internet fwiends.

But what would the proper next step be for Dax. I kinda think since he has money and free time he could engage in some pursuit that would compliment his goals like after Knoxville let Dax join a MMA gym (fuck use punch sports as a way to get on joe rogan) that would help with his manly man shit. fuck try to recreate knoxville and have dax fight a tranny or something.

Fuck have him write jokes and do open mics, have another persona like andy kafman and shit. Arent there any other "entertainment" clicks in LA besides UCB?

This side of the internet really is like a fucking abyss I dont know how our dear leader keeps his sanity.

Daxter has been in the LA area his whole life, everything you suggested he tried at some point. Theres a reason people that started when he did are already tastemakers and hes not. Hes been auditioning for everything he could for about 2 decades before Maddox threw him the bone. If he could have been better at improv he would be. If he could have done stand up, he would be doing it. Even his own agent has whined about his lack of actual content the decade before the pod. Outside of his "satirical" book he didnt do much to improve his standing in hollywood. You would think a guy as "chad" as him could have found someone to ride the coattails of or have found friends to form a group with. But people see him for the little bitch he is. The Daxter we see now is the same one they saw when he first started at UCB 15 years ago. He was there when the doors first opened and he still was at the bottom of the heap a decade later when they finally gave him the boot. For fucks sake when did Maddox finally move to LA, wasnt it like 2012? Dick had 7 more years in the organization and was still considered lesser to a guy who essentially was still a novice to the world of improv

 

[Crystal Golem]

But what would the proper next step be for Dax

Alt-Comedy.

 

[northstar747]

\ Hes been auditioning for everything he could for about 2 decades before Maddox threw him the bone. If he could have been better at improv he would be. If he could have done stand up, he would be doing it. Even his own agent has whined about his lack of actual content the decade before the pod.

Ah so he s a loser.......The biggest loser in the universe.

I guess the best he could hope for is to not....tweet all day about pedo s or host them on his show....

 

[Popper Whiting]

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Nothing so beautiful as watching a man barely in his twenties, well aware (due to his substandard IQ and personality) that he's already lost in life and is impotently shouting into the nether in frustration and pain as a way to cope.

Envy used to wear a coat and lurk in corridors, it now books The Dick Show and is best friends with tranny chomos.

 

[Crystal Golem]

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Is this nigga balding or something? I've never seen him without a hat.

 

[TheSimpShow]

So are any kiwi s here plugged into the LA comedy scene?

I think Dax and Madox worked together because both had their strong points. Though I imagine Dax and Madox should have shorted more restraint in the kayfabe and Dax shoulda let Madox have "win" here and there.

The madox chimping out the christmas cuck, the mad cucks paraody are all funny in their own stupid and charming way. like a in joke amoung a group of online internet fwiends.

But what would the proper next step be for Dax. I kinda think since he has money and free time he could engage in some pursuit that would compliment his goals like after Knoxville let Dax join a MMA gym (fuck use punch sports as a way to get on joe rogan) that would help with his manly man shit. fuck try to recreate knoxville and have dax fight a tranny or something.

Fuck have him write jokes and do open mics, have another persona like andy kafman and shit. Arent there any other "entertainment" clicks in LA besides UCB?

This side of the internet really is like a fucking abyss I dont know how our dear leader keeps his sanity.

Here's the inside scoop, Dax was a fan of Maddox, and did everything he did comedy-wise as some kind of "single white female"-esque maneuver to get into Georges inner-circle, even going so far as to making sure he was published by the same publishing house, and constantly harrassing the company to organize a meetup with George. Everything he has ever accomplished, even his own whore bitch girlfriend was all because he is in love with Maddox.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Here's the inside scoop, Dax was a fan of Maddox, and did everything he did comedy-wise as some kind of "single white female"-esque maneuver to get into Georges inner-circle, even going so far as to making sure he was published by the same publishing house, and constantly harrassing the company to organize a meetup with George. Everything he has ever accomplished, even his own whore bitch girlfriend was all because he is in love with Maddox.

So do any of you guys have the details on what he was doing before he tried breaking into the comedy scene? I remember seeing some old blog posts of his where he looked like he spent most of his time hanging around IT conferences and dying his hair pink.

 

[2005]

Daxter has been in the LA area his whole life, everything you suggested he tried at some point. Theres a reason people that started when he did are already tastemakers and hes not. Hes been auditioning for everything he could for about 2 decades before Maddox threw him the bone. If he could have been better at improv he would be. If he could have done stand up, he would be doing it. Even his own agent has whined about his lack of actual content the decade before the pod. Outside of his "satirical" book he didnt do much to improve his standing in hollywood. You would think a guy as "chad" as him could have found someone to ride the coattails of or have found friends to form a group with. But people see him for the little bitch he is. The Daxter we see now is the same one they saw when he first started at UCB 15 years ago. He was there when the doors first opened and he still was at the bottom of the heap a decade later when they finally gave him the boot. For fucks sake when did Maddox finally move to LA, wasnt it like 2012? Dick had 7 more years in the organization and was still considered lesser to a guy who essentially was still a novice to the world of improv

I know 99% of my posts are bullshit but god damn. You're right. And it really puts a lot into context.

1) How much is his Chad act actually an act and how much is it Dax confusing a front he created to hide his insecurities with an Act or "Character"?

2) How often he insults people by calling them Nothing. That was his biggest repeated phrase when facing both PodAwful and PPP, treating them like they had a big chance to be stars and he was this wistful industry expert. I did an autism at him shortly after he went full retard:

>I'm nothing.
>Calling me a 24yo Virgin

I actually talked to him and sent him messages off the cuff because I have this thing where I talk to 'famous' people as if they're just people because my brain doesn't register fame as a barrier to contact. They're not very interesting but being called Nothing really put the shiv in me. Not becuse I'm insecure and a failure, which I am, but because I am mid-20s. Like, I can still become something. Who are you that sits here at 40 years of age and tell people they're nothing. I didn't expect a positive reaction to telling him he'd be sacrificed, Null tells me to fuck off constantly. I deserve it. But it's all just a massive pimple of insecurity being pressed from every angle by himself and the internet's the mirror awaiting a fat splash pus.

As cringe-inducing as my messages are, I'm right. And now I'm gonna go be something and then I'm gonna come back when I am something and rub it in this faggot's face.

I know 99% of my posts are bullshit but god damn. You're right. And it really puts a lot into context.

1) How much is his Chad act actually an act and how much is it Dax confusing a front he created to hide his insecurities with an Act or "Character"?

2) How often he insults people by calling them Nothing. That was his biggest repeated phrase when facing both PodAwful and PPP, treating them like they had a big chance to be stars and he was this wistful industry expert. I did an autism at him shortly after he went full retard:

>I'm nothing.
>Calling me a 24yo Virgin

I actually talked to him and sent him messages off the cuff because I have this thing where I talk to 'famous' people as if they're just people because my brain doesn't register fame as a barrier to contact. They're not very interesting but being called Nothing really put the shiv in me. Not becuse I'm insecure and a failure, which I am, but because I am mid-20s. Like, I can still become something. Who are you that sits here at 40 years of age and tell people they're nothing. I didn't expect a positive reaction to telling him he'd be sacrificed, Null tells me to fuck off constantly. I deserve it. But it's all just a massive pimple of insecurity being pressed from every angle by himself and the internet's the mirror awaiting a fat splash pus.

As cringe-inducing as my messages are, I'm right. And now I'm gonna go be something and then I'm gonna come back when I am something and rub it in this faggot's face.

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[John Andrews Stan]

I have a feeling UCB wanted a reason to ban his obnoxious ass for many years before Maddox gave them a reason to. Just a hunch.

Is this nigga balding or something? I've never seen him without a hat.

Are you kidding? He’s been going bald for years. That’s why he grew his hair long, à la Michael Bolton. He’d rather look homeless than balding. Instead he looks both.

 

[JamFlowMan]

>I'm nothing.
>Calling me a 24yo Virgin

He just thought you were one of his fans.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pretty pathetic when you’re supposed to be a “comedian” and the best comeback you have for a critic is to call them a 24-year-old virgin. Dude you’ve spent years trying to build an image as some chad with “options,” you’re in a city where hot women are a dime a dozen, and look who you’ve been with all that time. Worse, you lied for years, telling your listeners she was a 10 while trying desperately to keep anyone from seeing what she looked like. Frankly I’d rather be a 24-year-old virgin than a 40-year-old who feels the need to lie to 24-year-old virgins about how hot his girlfriend is.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Dax’s updated tinder profile:
Alpha chad, submissive, enjoys the occasional pegging, pimp of unattractive teenagers, defends pedos on Twitter (big brain philosophical takes), proud Jew.
Swipe left if you have any standards or dignity.

 

[instythot]

Fuck have him write jokes and do open mics, have another persona like andy kafman and shit. Arent there any other "entertainment" clicks in LA besides UCB?

My experience with open mic level comedians in general is that they spend a lot of time telling each other who's not allowed on stage and actively trying to ruin anyone running an open mic who doesn't play along. There's around a 100% chance Dax is pre-banned from all LA open mics for being too rapey for UCB

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There's around a 100% chance Dax is pre-banned from all LA open mics for being too rapey for UCB

He’s also openly pro-Trump. In LA, that’s on par with being pro-baby rape.

Oh, wait.

 

[MeltyTW]

>I'm nothing.
>Calling me a 24yo Virgin

im curious what dax would have said if you had said you were actually younger

He’s also openly pro-Trump. In LA, that’s on par with being pro-baby rape.

Oh, wait.

this has me thinking that anyone who was mocked for calling dick a rape apologist like maddox must have the biggest shit eating grin, more vindication felt probably then if flat earthers found proof they were right

 

[John Andrews Stan]

this has me thinking that anyone who was mocked for calling dick a rape apologist like maddox must have the biggest shit eating grin, more vindication felt probably then if flat earthers found proof they were right

Speaking of which, I 100% do not believe George’s claim that he doesn’t look at this thread.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You know what's funny? Everyone and their grandma knows Hollywood is very, very liberal. Dax acting like he's a real Hollywood man, and gloating like he knows a thing or two about movie production is hilarious. But he's on the z-list and makes crap compared to literally everyone else. The moment he decided he was going to base his career and character around "I hate women, women r dum" he was blacklisted from leftist Hollywood. And he's not a comedian because he isn't funny, when was the last time he ran a comedy show?

People like Tila Tequila (barf) have been more successful in Hollywood than Dax has. Being on Dr. Phil one time wasn't even a high point for Dax. Consider this: A rude little girl was on Dr. Phil and now she's a frigging rap star. (I'm talking about "cash me ousside girl" AKA Bhad Bhabie)... Even a little girl was more successful than him by being on Dr. Phil. He's making, eh, hundreds of thousands per year on incel-bux, this girl is getting hundreds of millions of combined views and making millions in record deals.

Dax is like a guy hanging out outside of a club he'll never actually get into, hoping he'll get to hang out with some of the cool people when they go for a smoke by the piss-soaked alley.

He's like your one friend who thinks he's extremely cool because he talked to some celebrity once. He's not good at this Hollywood game.

Spoiler

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax thinks 650 auditions for a movie is par for the course because he had to do at least that many before he finally booked a Domino’s commercial.

 

[Sped Xing]

Whatever happened to his "producer" Randy? That guy seemed fairly normal, and has been replaced by the fat, disheveled gutter drunk.

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