DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Status
Not open for further replies.
Interesting tidbits about tonight’s stream:

1. It’s absolutely, undoubtedly OIC who’s keeping the streak alive. I was watching him converse with another chat member who was egging him on about why he hadn’t donated yet and OIC mentioned about watching donations when it would be past 9PM. He was waiting for a few smaller scale whales to tip a few dollars before he tipped the rest.

2. At 9:06PM, someone named Newbie101 tipped Phil $72 to meet the tips goal with about 24 minutes left in the stream. Newbie101 was a non-registered user in the chat and Phil appeared rather smug and confident that this person was going to tip all along; he was reflexively but passively grateful towards this anonymous tipper as if he were used to frequent tipping by this user with a familiar email address. He didn’t need to display any FakeSydePhil tendencies and be disingenuously grateful as if it were a new tipper, you could tell this person was a habitual tipper hence why we didn’t get any ridiculous thank yous and shout-outs to possibly encourage this person to keep tipping.

3. As time was drawing down towards the end of the stream, Phil was rather nonchalant and relaxed instead of flustered and anxious precisely because OIC was in the chat and made his presence known. He knew the tips goal would be met.

4. OIC claimed that the stream will “die between the 250-300 mark” and “that it won’t be in his hands if it makes it past that number.” This indicates that he’s running out of money and probably can’t support the pig for much longer as individual tipping amounts are getting larger and larger as the streak goes on.

5. OIC apparently works in the IT field and claims that he’s not rich but has disposable income. So this massive faggot is basically wasting his savings on the pig. Way to own the trolls dude. You’re really sticking it to everyone by basically throwing your money down the well.

6. OIC appears to be generally disliked by other chat members who are genuine fans of Phil. Anybody sporting a red bit badge or flashier ones are constantly deriding him in chat and calling him out for being an attention whore. As is typical with Phil’s inner circle of autism, his spergy fans are cannibalizing themselves and are especially frustrated at the main whale who’s hogging all the attention from the Gout Lord. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Phil’s Twitch chat should be empirically studied to understand online expressions and manifestations of autism and mental retardation. It’s truly something else.

OIC claims that he’s undoxxable. Unfortunately for him, not only is he autistic, he’s a human being like all of us and as he integrates himself in Phil’s community and gains the notoriety he craves so badly (what a lonely fucking loser), he’ll slowly but surely start divulging personal information about himself because he won’t be able to help it. This guy reminds me Swagginz the most. Just wants respect because of the size his wallet (sounds familiar for anyone keeping up with the WWE Champions thread)?

Phil’s ability to attract consistent whales given the size of his viewerbase is pretty fucking amazing, to be completely honest. As usual, this streak has been supported by a few nutjobs and weirdoes who, for some reason, are so desperate for attention they’re exhausting their life savings or disposable income so that they matter to someone, somewhere. Only in this case, they’ve decided to do it in one of the saddest and most pathetic places on the internet: DSP’s inner orbit of autism. Congratulations, you win absolutely nothing besides being laughed at.
 
Last edited:
Phil threw a shit fit when asked if he suffered from a stroke because the right side of his mouth doesn't fully open.

I believe if Phil had a stroke, he would tell us himself. He could and likely would claim it's due to his "stressful" job, current COVID crisis, recent bankruptcy and because of the mean detractors. The ear infection he had shows he is utterly exceptional when it comes to minor pain and discomfort, there is no way he wouldn't milk a stroke. Sadly it would make him money, and random people that hate him would switch to their "we can't lose our fave lolcow" and give him money too because they are utter faggots.


That aside even if he had a minor stroke, he would likely be in a hospital for a day or two to be monitored. He would have to take an MRI (possibly with dye in which case we would likely see some bruising on his forearm), several doctor consultations (at the very least neurological and physical) and depending on severity he might require some form of rehabilitation. All of which would be time consuming (the MRI alone takes around 400 images of your brain and veins, and you have to go over all of them) and everything would be somewat expensive.

Edit: I'm not sure how COVID affected this process in the US, but I would wager it didn't speed it up.

Edit #2: Went back a bit, his weird facial expressions could be a result of his car accident. Sometimes damage to the neck may mess up some nerves, which could get better, stay the same or get worse over time. I really don't think it's stroke related.
 
Last edited:
if you could find a time where he had at least 2-3 days away from streaming you could maybe find the day he could have went and arrived from the clinic.
if he experienced a mini stroke, it could have happened the week or month before

I just want to see a headline "Twitch streamer known as ThatGuy has suffered a stroke and no one noticed for a month"
 
He must be very self-conscious and embarrassed about the droop to his mouth and he might even be aware of the medical reason behind it, otherwise he wouldn't have overreacted in such a sensitive fashion. If he had never noticed it before, he would have just done the snake laugh and reacted with the usual "I dunno what you're talking about, *goat laugh*" response.
 
I just watched the abreviated vest shit show recap from almighty snort burnell, Phil threw a shit fit when asked if he suffered from a stroke because the right side of his mouth doesn't fully open. He went full white knighting people disabled by this issue and perma banned him.

He sounds SOO PISSED there has to be thruth behind this.

Phil acts like he is on death's door from simple sinus problems. If/when he has an actual serious medical problem you won't have to go searching for subtle clues that shit will be the main topic of conversation for the rest of his life.
 
He must be very self-conscious and embarrassed about the droop to his mouth and he might even be aware of the medical reason behind it, otherwise he wouldn't have overreacted in such a sensitive fashion. If he had never noticed it before, he would have just done the snake laugh and reacted with the usual "I dunno what you're talking about, *goat laugh*" response.

as a child-he was attacked by a wild squirrel
 
This is just based on my retarded instincts but I think the stroke comment triggered DSP as much as it did because one of his parents (my gut says Momma Burnell) has had a stroke and now has a droopy face. I have absolutely zero evidence to back this up, except that he's told us so many times how his parents are basically deceased.
 
He must be very self-conscious and embarrassed about the droop to his mouth and he might even be aware of the medical reason behind it, otherwise he wouldn't have overreacted in such a sensitive fashion. If he had never noticed it before, he would have just done the snake laugh and reacted with the usual "I dunno what you're talking about, *goat laugh*" response.
He's surely aware of the facial droop - it's so obvious, and also we know he browses these forums enough to have seen people comment on it. Pretty silly for him to react the way he did today, clearly giving any future trolls the ammunition they need.

I agree with others who say it's not a stroke because if it were he would have milked it for all he could. He's such an unusual physical specimen maybe there's something genetic going on.
 
Hasn't he always had a weird lopsided face though? Aging and fatty loose face skin probably accentuates it now but I feel like he always had a dumb crooked droopy face. Especially when he opens his mouth and does a clown pose.
 
Are people really just now noticing Phil’s weird droopy mouth? I first noticed it a couple of years ago, and I know I’ve commented and joked about it during detractor streams in the chat, and others seem to acknowledge it. I thought it was just another one of Phil’s 843 baffling body quirks. It IS weird that I’ve never seemed to notice it in his older videos when he still lived in Connecticut. Maybe it’s caused by the refreshing and healing Seattle air.
 
Are people really just now noticing Phil’s weird droopy mouth? I first noticed it a couple of years ago, and I know I’ve commented and joked about it during detractor streams in the chat, and others seem to acknowledge it. I thought it was just another one of Phil’s 843 baffling body quirks. It IS weird that I’ve never seemed to notice it in his older videos when he still lived in Connecticut. Maybe it’s caused by the refreshing and healing Seattle air.

I think this is a rare occasion of phil being triggered by it
 
Phil and the couch:

“Within a year of having it here in my office”

Lulul... Sure Phil. Your “office”. Cause you’re a real mature adult with an office, and totally not a manchild ruining a couch by sitting and playing PS4 on it 8 hours a day.


As for the facial droop, has anyone compared pics with a younger and less Phil-like DSP?

Cause it kinda looks like it’s just fucked up genetics. We all know how the pigroach luck doesn’t extend to his body.
 
Although it's not DSP related, it did get me thinking about him and his whalechairs. Can anyone help me understand the psychology of giving money to someone far wealthier than you for nothing in return? H3H3 was doing a live stream and I was astonished at the amount of big bucks being dropped on their super chats. View attachment 1539266

Right here. Simps come in all colors and all shapes, that's the simplest explanation.

The Twitch viewer chart seems to imply that there is still an audience for the day one views imported over from his halcyon days on Youtube, although I guess thread implies some of the spikes are DMCA false strikes related so drama is just as good as new games for him. Maybe an actual detractor would realize that and stop with the false take down shit since it's still doing Phil more long term good than harm at this rate, but then he wouldn't be an autist who was on DSP's side before being told to fuck off by their online crush, now would he then?
 
I know Sly Stallone got his weird mouth because of something happening at birth, could be the same for Phill?

Nothing he could do, but for real this time.
I had this exact thought, followed swiftly by "but it hasn't always exactly been as it is now", followed by "holy shit, what if he started idolizing Sylvester Stallone at some point as a paragon of masculinity and began imitating him?".

I don't actually think that's the case, but it'd be hilarious if it was.
 
Right here. Simps come in all colors and all shapes, that's the simplest explanation.

The Twitch viewer chart seems to imply that there is still an audience for the day one views imported over from his halcyon days on Youtube, although I guess thread implies some of the spikes are DMCA false strikes related so drama is just as good as new games for him. Maybe an actual detractor would realize that and stop with the false take down shit since it's still doing Phil more long term good than harm at this rate, but then he wouldn't be an autist who was on DSP's side before being told to fuck off by their online crush, now would he then?

Oh come now... What’s the point of bad shit happening to Phil if there’s nobody there to gloat about it?

Also: Any spikes in viewers for DSP are very unlikely to translate into $$ for the pigroach.

People show up to see what the spectacle is all about, shudder in disgust and move on.

The hardcore autists and straight up retards like OnlyIcedCoffee that contribute financially to DSP would likely find him regardless.

Autism finds a way, and DSP has proven himself to be an autism magnet.
 
4. OIC claimed that the stream will “die between the 250-300 mark” and “that it won’t be in his hands if it makes it past that number.” This indicates that he’s running out of money and probably can’t support the pig for much longer as individual tipping amounts are getting larger and larger as the streak goes on.

Pressing X to goubt.

The guy is an attention whore. No way he'll walk away from being Phil's savior. Especially now that he's probably read your post here and decided that he "can't let the detractors win!! Fuck my 401k!".
 
Oh come now... What’s the point of bad shit happening to Phil if there’s nobody there to gloat about it?

Also: Any spikes in viewers for DSP are very unlikely to translate into $$ for the pigroach.

People show up to see what the spectacle is all about, shudder in disgust and move on.

The hardcore autists and straight up retards like OnlyIcedCoffee that contribute financially to DSP would likely find him regardless.

Autism finds a way, and DSP has proven himself to be an autism magnet.

My comment wasn't directed at the gawkers watching the fallout, my comment is directed at the absolute avowed fan spurned by their one true soul maid on Twitch, the false take downs just make Phil a legit victim and he monetizes that as well as anything else he could. DSP crying foul over nothing, that's funny and it can be shown to be bullshit (see: WWE Champions thread and all the salt emanating from him over it for one very prime example of this phenomenon.), Phil saying there's a moron out to get me over nothing and there actually being aforementioned moron after him over fake shit? That's playing into Phil's hands and makes him an actual victim worthy in the eyes of some watchers' pity/contributions to 'make up' for the unfairness. I could care less about traffic up or down for my own purposes of getting entertainment from him, I'm just pointing out that making him an actual victim only helps him in the eyes of neutral observers and just solidifies the correctness of not pozzing your neghole with pigroach contact as the rules here request of each follower in the subforum.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back