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YOU guys created the postival, if you don't like it anymore then it's your job to come up with something else.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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I feel like giving you guys a heads up. I am taking a break from this Bubble Blowing Begging Bitch for a few days to a few weeks. My family has been safely evacuated from our property here in Northern California, as of noon yesterday I saw that our property looked in decent shape for now. I will still be floating around and you can always DM me here, on Twitter, or Discord. I have always been a advocate to just pointing and laughing and right now I don't think I can do that.
Things can be replaced, my family is safe and were able to get the important things and keepsakes out. I have friends, high-school classmates, and my community members I care about already lose so much. I am off to sink a few shots of Whisky after a hard week. Take care and stay safe Kiwis. Love- Agent Proper.
Things can be replaced, my family is safe and were able to get the important things and keepsakes out. I have friends, high-school classmates, and my community members I care about already lose so much. I am off to sink a few shots of Whisky after a hard week. Take care and stay safe Kiwis. Love- Agent Proper.
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People are gonna let the thread die before 6000, they took it for granted and thought @Proper Pangolin would be here forever
It sucks because I WANTED it to happen....spent a lot of money to prepare for the celebration......you know, not pressuring anybody, you don’t HAVE to post, I’m just saying....
It sucks because I WANTED it to happen....spent a lot of money to prepare for the celebration......you know, not pressuring anybody, you don’t HAVE to post, I’m just saying....
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I would prefer if you guys could POST EARLY so that I can relax and enjoy the thread.
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We should close the thread and ask for forgiveness from Allah (SWT) for wasting our lives on some fat idiot that begs for tips online.
That, or, we could get that sweet vest icon and have a back in time movie night by watching DSP in his comedic prime (DSP tries it, old detractor vids during the Leanna era, etc). I find everything past season Leanna so depressing that I can't really watch it anymore. Dave is going to die taking money from special needs Europeans and the fun in watching just isn't there. H's so careful at what he says and so paranoid that trying to goud him is low effort and just a waste of time.
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Because you'll be sitting next to Phail sheltering away from the fires?
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I just watched the abreviated vest shit show recap from almighty snort burnell, Phil threw a shit fit when asked if he suffered from a stroke because the right side of his mouth doesn't fully open. He went full white knighting people disabled by this issue and perma banned him.
He sounds SOO PISSED there has to be thruth behind this.
He sounds SOO PISSED there has to be thruth behind this.
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But being retarded isn't a serious condition?
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Dave only gets that pissed when there's some sorta connection with his life.
So either he had a stroke, or this explains why Kat has been completely AWOL for over a year.
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I disagree that the pig got triggered because this comment hinted at anything truthful, but it’s just another hypocritical example of how Phil says one thing but completely believes in the opposite.
In this case, it’s Phil’s constant assertions that he’s not a shallow guy and therefore doesn’t care about looks or aesthetics but you can tell he got triggered because someone was basically calling him out as looking physically disabled. Queue bitch ass trigger rant.
Call Phil out regarding his balding hair? Queue bitch ass trigger rant.
Call Phil out for being fat and having man tits? Queue bitch ass trigger rant.
You get the gist of it. Phil absolutely does care how he looks (both physically and figuratively) and portrays himself as an adult to give the perception of being this responsible guy who is knowledgeable and has integrity when he’s anything but. In his mind, he has to look and act the part.
Pointing out how physically repulsive the pig is has long been a taboo topic in his Twitch concentration camp and will get you swiftly banned the moment your comment is actually truthful or factual but not within a joking context.
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Shambler
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honestly i'd feel a little bit sad for him if he actually had a stroke, those things aren't fun and i'd only stop feeling sad if he goes the route of jack scalfani
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The pigroach is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But mention a stroke and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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That very thing happened on his evening stream. Doesn't agree with what youtube did, instead they should've banned all of the drama youtubers.
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Can't stress this enough, well done my man. Phil should be a friendly reminder to anyone, how not to behave, so if your intuition leads you to the memory of him, it's probably telling you that you're acting like a retard and need to rethink your actions. Also, funny shit is always appreciated, just don't be a dick.
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Could be Bell's Palsy. Doubt he's had a full on stroke as the tells would be a little more obvious. Been linked to stress and can also be triggered by some infections like Mono. In some cases the effects can be permanent.
Cyber Bowling
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I might be mistaken because my stroke knowledge is pretty limited, but I think even if it is a minor stroke, you still have to go through a couple of time consuming tests, so unless it coincidentally happened on his day off, there would have been an unexpected absence. I'm sure he'd also be complaining about it nonstop, given how much he usually moans about having a cold or getting an ear infection, not to mention complaints about medical costs.
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We'd probably have to suffer through a massive EMERGENCY STREAM or something, considering the fit he had after Panda's anxiety attack. He'd want to milk some sympathy money out of the viewership. Plus how open the guy can be with his own and other people's medical issues and histories. But considering that there isn't too many detrimental side effects with Bell's, bar the face droop and some general aches and pains, which could be run of the mill for Phil considering his Post Nasal Drip© and all his constantly allergy whining, could have gone ignored or just accepted due to his pretty passive attitude.
Totally agree with you there. And if it was a legit stroke, even a mild one, he'd have the shit scared out of him. Those things hit pretty hard and do have some pretty serious post-incident trauma. If the planets did align and it happened on his day off or in his sleep, it wouldn't surprise me that it'd be caught on stream if it did happen. Legit don't know how to feel about that.
Shambler
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if you could find a time where he had at least 2-3 days away from streaming you could maybe find the day he could have went and arrived from the clinic.
if he experienced a mini stroke, it could have happened the week or month before
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if he ever suffered from a stroke he'd just use it as another way to beg, another excuse for losing at street fighter, and another reason to never get a job. itd just end up as a big win for DarkStroke Phil.
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