🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Delicious Diversity]

I believe the bo'sun checks in his book to see if you have any outstanding black spots against your name and checks your peg leg for an ankle bracelet. Also if your parrot mentions any pertinent facts about your trustworthiness with firearms the bo'sun will no doubt take those into account.

Lol, in all seriousness though I would doubt it. Even here in the UK, one of the most anti-gun countries on the planet, you do not need a license or any kind of background check to purchase a fully functional firearm provided it is an antique (i.e. manufactured before 1939 and of obsolete calibre) obtained as a curiosity. Of course you cannot possess ammo or shoot it without a license, but you can obtain it lawfully with no checks:

Firearms | The Crown Prosecution Service

www.cps.gov.uk

.

I could not find a direct source for the US but from what I could find it seems to be very similar to the above, but is applicable to firearms manufactured prior to 1899 instead of 1939. At least I believe that is the case in federal regulations; Virginia law may have additional stipulations.

Regardless I do not think it would be wise for him as a felon to illegally obtain a firearm even if current regulations make it easy for him to do so. The fact that he has openly suggested he is looking into obtaining a black powder firearm before on his show suggests he may be stupid enough to do it.

 

[Weird Ages]

A small note about the landlord. Mirzakandov is a Russian-Jewish name.
I wonder how he'd feel about the frequent takes about small hats on the Squealstream.

"As long as that goy pays rent he can say whatever he wants"

 

[2021Murder]

Lol, in all seriousness though I would doubt it. Even here in the UK, one of the most anti-gun countries on the planet, you do not need a license or any kind of background check to purchase a fully functional firearm provided it is an antique (i.e. manufactured before 1939 and of obsolete calibre) obtained as a curiosity. Of course you cannot possess ammo or shoot it without a license, but you can obtain it lawfully with no checks:

Firearms | The Crown Prosecution Service

www.cps.gov.uk

.

I could not find a direct source for the US but from what I could find it seems to be very similar to the above, but is applicable to firearms manufactured prior to 1899 instead of 1939. At least I believe that is the case in federal regulations; Virginia law may have additional stipulations.

Regardless I do not think it would be wise for him as a felon to illegally obtain a firearm even if current regulations make it easy for him to do so. The fact that he has openly suggested he is looking into obtaining a black powder firearm before on his show suggests he may be stupid enough to do it.

1939 is a bizare date, like we already had semi auto pistols and rifles by then. Like at least with 1899 all the guns are in obsolete calibers and are bolt action. Obviously the guns would be expensive by now but they would still be useful.

 

[ddlloo]

'torn limbs and Gunt viscera'

https://twitter.com/FiteMeIRLFawkYe/status/1297268246564016130
https://archive.vn/OGmtg
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Like I said, the man is absolutely loving the attention. It's great. I mean, it's actually fucking awful what he's doing to the rest of his family in the long run, but I suppose that's part of what makes it great innit. Not sure when but I can genuinely see Mr Vickers being a full fledged cow himself eventually, if someone close to him doesn't give him a reality check in the near future.

He's shown attention whoring tendencies, fedora tipping wordplay aplenty, and seems to think that when it comes to slander that fighting fire with even more fire is the way to win (yeah, yeah, you can argue that what he's been posting isn't slander but I think the point more or less stands). Combine that with the number of gunt-adjacent interested parties, some of whom are right nuts, there are watching all this then there's some serious potential.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Do we have any updates on that Ralph song MC Jarbo was working on?

 

[GameDevAnon]

well then ralph is extra dumb for announcing his intention to obtain one while on probation

Has anyone figured out who Ralph's parole officer is yet? Why hasn't anyone taken this to the next level? He's done so much criminal shit in public view, oftentimes with video evidence... It would probably take ONE phone call to his PO to get him thrown back in prison.

Mr. Vickers, if you're reading this, you didn't get this idea from me.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Do we have any updates on that Ralph song MC Jarbo was working on?

Matt mentioned it during his talk with Drumr the other day; I didn't hear any schedule, just that it is still happening.

Has anyone figured out who Ralph's parole officer is yet? Why hasn't anyone taken this to the next level? He's done so much criminal shit in public view, oftentimes with video evidence... It would probably take ONE phone call to his PO to get him thrown back in prison.

Mr. Vickers, if you're reading this, you didn't get this idea from me.

I presume one could simply contact the Loudoun County Courthouse and request contact details for Ethan Ralph's probation officer if they had information they felt he needed to be informed of, yes?

 

[MeltyTW]

Has anyone figured out who Ralph's parole officer is yet? Why hasn't anyone taken this to the next level? He's done so much criminal shit in public view, oftentimes with video evidence... It would probably take ONE phone call to his PO to get him thrown back in prison.

Mr. Vickers, if you're reading this, you didn't get this idea from me.

I think people have his po's number posted but didnt think to report anything in particular, with this firearm thing id think theyd look into it only problem now is finding that clip again through his recent snoozefests

 

[MeltyTW]

Found the clips of Ethan talking about procuring black powder rifles:

#Killstream Jacob Wohl Interview, Tom Pappert Live, + Larry Week Continues

Ralph drove up to Alexandria to interview Jacob Wohl about Merritt Corrigan and Ghislaine Maxwell, Tom Pappert of National File joins the show, a Pro-Trump c...

www.youtube.com

round this timestamp

 

[Berb]

Just watching the HEJAS now - that parody of Digital Love is the best piece of content to come out of all this. I pissed myself laughing.

 

[not william stenchever]

@Jester69 I humbly request you have @Bryan Dunn and @Spectre_06 fight to the death live on your show so that we only have to deal with one of them

 

[Bryan Dunn]

@Jester69 I humbly request you have @Bryan Dunn and @Spectre_06 fight to the death live on your show so that we only have to deal with one of them

I will literally IBS that fat crater faced larping pentagon retard on POs show if it means we all stop ruining this thread and stfu about JMK or better yet, if a Mod can just move all the JMK/HEJAS stuff to JMKs thread where it shouldve been at.

On a better note, why are people saying Ralphs streaming today?

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I will literally IBS that fat crater faced larping pentagon retard on POs show if it means we all stop ruining this thread and stfu about JMK or better yet, if a Mod can just move all the JMK/HEJAS stuff to JMKs thread where it shouldve been at.

On a better note, why are people saying Ralphs streaming today?

He said earlier that he would try and fit in a show this weekend in the middle of his bonus content

 

[Edilg]

He said earlier that he would try and fit in a show this weekend in the middle of his bonus content

He's gotta supply booze and pills for two now. Needs to make up those missed days.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

He said earlier that he would try and fit in a show this weekend in the middle of his bonus content

Im planning on doing a stream about the MAP community on my channel sometime soon so maybe.

enough derailing this is super gay and ralph is a fat alcoholic

 

[MeltyTW]

Im planning on doing a stream about the MAP community on my channel sometime soon so maybe.

well if you need material there is a certain map closely associated with ethan ralph who stays up days and nights on end to defend his sick urges

 

[Glade Candles]

He's gotta supply booze and pills for two now. Needs to make up those missed days.

Maybe three, depending on how tenacious the fetus decides to be.

 

[Berb]

He's gonna keep cancelling shows as the a-logs continue to drip feed content. Each stream snipe or release from Chad Vickers is clearly getting to him a lot more than they used to in previous months. The money is disappearing - the Faith Onlyfans is inevitable. When it happens, this saga goes up another level.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Are there background checks when buying a black powder gun though?

Nope. A record is kept, but no background check is required.

 

[Hammy2000]

https://www.zillow.com/homes/1509-Bangle-Dr,-Richmond,-VA-23224_rb/12517191_zpid/

Jesus Christ Ralph! Did you do any kind of general upkeep the entire time you’ve lived there? Every time I see pics of the house, the lawn is not mowed, the fence is rusted and falling apart, it’s just a disaster. The place is just an eyesore and probably a blight on the neighborhood dragging all the other property values down. it’ll probably continue to rot away until it’s torn down, after the booze or Mr. Vickers does him in, especially after they take Ralph’s body away Gilbert Grape style, and lay him to rest in his Arby’s dumpster, “coffin.”