Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.
Alex, buddy. No one in their fucking right mind would believe images of that girl were over 18. And you had also claimed later after discovering she was underage you deleted them. Only after. Why did you keep nudes of some whore sending “unsolicited nudes” to everyone? Were you that desperate?

Yes, Alex. It’s completely unlikely that someone involved in both of those communities a decade ago would make such a fatal error. You’re so memorable with your chimpouts Devpai!! Is that why she has email chains of discussing her relationship with you and screencaps trying to skirt around your stream you banned her from?

Actually, the most damning coincidence that makes me believe Sisefs, was an offhand comment about Alex refusing to participate in sexting about performing oral on her. Funnily enough. Later in the thread after Sisef’s blog came out, kiwis found an old account of Alex. It was asking a sex worker about session etiquette. (This was during his “should I pay hookers or buy a sex doll” debate where he was investigating pros and cons. We all know what he ultimately settled with.) One of the questions was something like “Would it be rude to refuse to perform oral on her? Will she get mad? (Other highlights being “Do I have to shower? Would it be rude to refuse?”) Hmmm. That’s quite a coinky dink with everything we know about Alex.

oh but wait. What was his explanation for the doll forum?? That’s right. Some troll signed up his email waaaaaaay back then before he was even relevant. I bet this is just another damn dirty troll asking hookers questions with his noble name. I bet it was even Sisefs. She played the absolute long game so she could accuse a poor innocent man a decade later under a throwaway account that didn’t benefit her.

Alex. My man. Repeating the same exact copy/paste excuses every time does not make them true when they fail to address questions that make your narrative fall apart.
 
Thought this tech was going to be used pretty much solely for celebrity/your crush/dontevenwannaknow porn video edits or making politicians say even more dumb shit than than they already do... but I guess nature finds a way!

So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.
No wonder "answering emails" takes about 98% of the dev time whenever he's not streaming for hours to an end or making love to Mai Waifu. That's probably more lines than whatever he's been doing in Unity since 2016.
 
So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.
I would never write shit like this because I'm an alpha and would never respond to obvious troll bait.

Alex is a beta and always responds to bait.
 
How many deadlines for Osana has he missed altogether including this new one?
I think between 4-6 including this one, he was originally going to release her in 2016 but you know how that turned out. He wanted to finish the game by 2019.
 
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So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.
Hm, I don't remember him specifically pointing out "she looked 18, I swear" before. It was just "but she was doing it with everyone". Also, I like "it doesn't make any sense" part. Well, why does he implies so heavily that it was a troll, if he has no way to prove it?

>weirdos on the internet are convinced I'm a pedo

Well, yeah, and some of them were your fucking volunteers!

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Who would win?
  • Both billionaires
  • Both trained from young age. The best in intelligence, physical prowess, leadership, and presentation. Trained fighters.
  • Both the de-facto leaders/dictators of their respective schools
  • Satsuki has goku uniforms. Megami has access to her companies technology (Advanced AI, Murder tanks, Terminator humanoids, Etc.)
  • Both have army of students beneath them + Inner circle of management (Student councils)
  • Both have (distant) siblings that aid them in the future (Yandere Simulator still unknown what Kencho is going to be used for)
  • Both have experience being hunted by crazy bitches going after them because of a specific person they want
  • Both can send the world into apocalypse-mode. Megami just pings every product to permanently brick/controls the internet, 1984-style. Satsuki causes clothing products to become sentient and mind-control their wearers.
I can't be the only one who sees the parallels, right?
Be more creative, Alex.
 
  • Megami has access to her companies technology (Advanced AI, Murder tanks, Terminator humanoids, Etc.)
  • Megami just pings every product to permanently brick/controls the internet, 1984-style.
Are you sure she is not Bob Page with tits?

Edit: From what I gathered Alex vaguely remembers Kill la kill, so he ether wrote character subconsciously aiming for Satsuki or he just did it and then forgot about who was the original.
 
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I'm now able to join the Yandere Simulator Guild with my new alt account. Discord still marks the Account as a shortly generated account, though, so me not being able to join before is not related to this.
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the weird part about this is, that my old alt account was and is able to join - without restriction or confirmation.
This confirmation seems to be the recently (has to be yesterday) activated raidmode by one of the used Discord Security Bots in the guild. Altdentifier required me to pick and link my discord account to steam, reddit, twitter, xbox.com or google CAPTCHA (was not displayed as an option for me). I was also required to give altendifier access to my account. But I am dumb and forgot to take a screenshot of the permissions altdentifier has about my account.
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I was not able to link my alt reddit account, maybe it's not 'old' enough.
My alt twitter account worked, though.

But why did Alex enable raidmode just now? And why do you have to prove your identity for a guild, where you can not only participate other channels than #rules and, some other announcement channels? This doesn't make any sense, but what did I expect?
 
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Who would win?
  • Both billionaires
  • Both trained from young age. The best in intelligence, physical prowess, leadership, and presentation. Trained fighters.
  • Both the de-facto leaders/dictators of their respective schools
  • Satsuki has goku uniforms. Megami has access to her companies technology (Advanced AI, Murder tanks, Terminator humanoids, Etc.)
  • Both have army of students beneath them + Inner circle of management (Student councils)
  • Both have (distant) siblings that aid them in the future (Yandere Simulator still unknown what Kencho is going to be used for)
  • Both have experience being hunted by crazy bitches going after them because of a specific person they want
  • Both can send the world into apocalypse-mode. Megami just pings every product to permanently brick/controls the internet, 1984-style. Satsuki causes clothing products to become sentient and mind-control their wearers.
I can't be the only one who sees the parallels, right?
Be more creative, Alex.
Actually about that....
 

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So apparently he's done with the "graphical improvements" on Trello but he made a new checklist called
Demo release
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Wow, you couldn't have been more specific about that second one Alex. Hopefully one other thing won't take too long... Nor the another other thing, or the third and fourth other things.
 
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Who would win?
  • Both billionaires
  • Both trained from young age. The best in intelligence, physical prowess, leadership, and presentation. Trained fighters.
  • Both the de-facto leaders/dictators of their respective schools
  • Satsuki has goku uniforms. Megami has access to her companies technology (Advanced AI, Murder tanks, Terminator humanoids, Etc.)
  • Both have army of students beneath them + Inner circle of management (Student councils)
  • Both have (distant) siblings that aid them in the future (Yandere Simulator still unknown what Kencho is going to be used for)
  • Both have experience being hunted by crazy bitches going after them because of a specific person they want
  • Both can send the world into apocalypse-mode. Megami just pings every product to permanently brick/controls the internet, 1984-style. Satsuki causes clothing products to become sentient and mind-control their wearers.
I can't be the only one who sees the parallels, right?
Be more creative, Alex.
Megami obviously wins because she's not a filthy slut who got raped by her mom -Alex, if he were to address it truthfully
 
So a friend of mine decided to email Alex about the thing about him dating a 14 year old and Alex decided to respond, trying his damned hardest to try and debunk the question and failing obviously, this is what i got so far of it.
Alex admitting that he saved or could've saved nudes sent to everyone by trolls/random slut is best part of his answer.
 
So apparently he's done with the "graphical improvements" on Trello but he made a new checklist called
Demo release
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"One other thing" lmfao. That's amazing. Disappointed but not surprised.
Realistically, though, maybe it's something related to the name change?
As he previously stated the Osana demo would take on a new name (despite the one he had in mind now ruined).
 
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