Honestly, I found the connection between his bus fare being allegedly $9.75 (which, no) and Wal-Mart's delivery fee to be the same amount to be pretty convincing that he almost never actually goes there. I would be surprised if he leaves the house even 1/10th as often as he would have his targets believe. Indeed, that it's possible that he hasn't actually left the house since the hair cut, despite constantly begging as if he needed to get to and from somewhere very far away to buy some meagre supplies.
I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't considered a part of family meal times, though, especially considering he nearly always is ordering fast food for just himself. Which, of course, makes the whining about his family getting Burger King without him even more hypocritical.
I have to remind myself that he's nearing 40, considering he tweets like a 14 year old who got told they were smart once and believes it despite all subsequent evidence to the contrary. At least his complaints about not having much autonomy and how much he hates his family make more sense coming from someone actually that age rather than someone who never emotionally matured past that age.