Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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And what shoes do you wear to accomplish something like this?
Also worth remembering that in Sweden, we take our shoes off inside the house. So if she was actually rushing from slacking on the couch to try following the cat to save it, she was very unlikely to wear shoes at all. And because she's a gross hippie ogre, my guess is she was barefoot. You can thank me later for that mental image.
 
HFM says she's been "fired" as a foster from this rescue which works through a national network of shelters/rescues (akin to ASPCA/RSPCA) so hopefully they have some kind of blacklist that will prevent her from working for or adopting from any affiliates. Although as we have seen with the zoosadism threads, people who should not own animals still find plenty of ways to obtain them.

Speaking of people who should never own animals, has anyone been keeping up with SJ? She's trying to move back to Florida because it's cheaper but stay with all her complicit quack doctors in Minnesota instead of establishing her with Florida doctors again. Which suggests that she has no intention of going to in-person appointments with these doctors anymore and expects them to do everything over telemed, as flying back and forth would negate the cheaper factor. She says she was told by her doctors that if she had relatively stable health for a year she could move back out. Explains why even before Covid she dramatically dialed back her munching and recently rebranded as a travel/adventure vlogging channel with some regular reminders that she is sick instead of primarily medical content.


And then a few days later was off hiking and despite a "major pots episode" (read: experienced the effects of deconditioning yourself for years and then attempting a strenuous activity) she completed the trek.


Never thought I'd say this but I miss this backwater mutant's daily vlogs about shitting her pants and her terminal hurty hand syndrome. She was so hilariously bad at recognizing when her doctors were calling her on her bullshit or trying not to laugh at her dumb ass and so transparent in her quest for toys. A "fast food" munchie if you will - mediocre but predictable, cheap, and convenient. Not like Beefy where you have to read a wall of her Deep Thoughts and read between the lines to even get a rough idea of what actually happened.

This current crop of super SJW identity politics munchies sucks. How I long for the innocent days of Jaquie, Skinwalker, and Aubrey hiding their eating disorders behind a veneer of illness instead of every post being a diatribe about ableism and microaggressions against a queer woman of color or whatever the fuck they're always flapping their gums about. Even the Floridians are posting like that now. Every post needs to be woke and pseudo-intellectual. They're super vague about their medical happenings because they have finally learned that the fewer details they give out the less people like us have to work with. What a shame. At least Dani's still keeping on keeping on but it feels like she's the last of a dying breed.
 
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I leave it to you to decide if this story is sad enough not to belong here
it is the saga of a twisted ankle that became the end of the world, demanded a service dog or two, the end to work, and pain in the entire body 10 years later and on, on into the future.



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her inner circle is full of cows.

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I leave it to you to decide if this story is sad enough not to belong here
it is the saga of a twisted ankle that became the end of the world, demanded a service dog or two, the end to work, and pain in the entire body 10 years later and on, on into the future.



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her inner circle is full of cows.

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When you desperately crave the oblivion of the k-hole but you're too pussy to rob a vet.
 
HFM says she's been "fired" as a foster from this rescue which works through a national network of shelters/rescues (akin to ASPCA/RSPCA) so hopefully they have some kind of blacklist that will prevent her from working for or adopting from any affiliates. Although as we have seen with the zoosadism threads, people who should not own animals still find plenty of ways to obtain them.

Out of curiosity, where did you see that she was "fired"?

Anyone have any Morgan updates? Need a laugh after that godawful cat story.
 
Frankie locked down her IG, it's set to private now. What was her end game after telling the entire internet that she brutally murdered a cat?

I grabbed a few pics that had her balcony in them just out of curiosity. This is so fucking bizarre.

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So the kitten cleared the railing before she noticed? I had assumed that her balcony was just bar railings and that's how the kitten jumped off
 
Out of curiosity, where did you see that she was "fired"?

Anyone have any Morgan updates? Need a laugh after that godawful cat story.

I'm pretty sure @King of the Munch nabbed it from her insta before she locked down. i tried scrolling back through my messages to make sure but god damn I talk a lot.

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Out of curiosity, where did you see that she was "fired"?

Anyone have any Morgan updates? Need a laugh after that godawful cat story.
Morgan has been quite busy with freckles, deadly tumors and much more. Her step grandmom died who had MS but don’t worry, it doesn’t really bother Morgan because they weren’t that close (her words) and Morgan knows what it’s like to suffer so she’s glad she’s out of pain (her words again). She’s still a cunt.
 

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Morgan has been quite busy with freckles, deadly tumors and much more. Her step grandmom died who had MS but don’t worry, it doesn’t really bother Morgan because they weren’t that close (her words) and Morgan knows what it’s like to suffer so she’s glad she’s out of pain (her words again). She’s still a cunt.

Okay, imagining Morgan begging the dermatologist to biopsy her fucking FRECKLES was the laugh I needed after that rage-inducing cat story. Lol sounds like the dermatologist was really not having her shit, either. She really takes every little thing and tries to turn it into some deadly symptom. Time to doctor shop! Good job plucking your eyebrows, Morgan. Quite exceptional! But if you want to look SOOPER SICK you should totally shave them off! Trust me.

Wonder what diagnosis she's trying for now? Or maybe her brain fire totally singed her eyebrows. She's such a complex medical mystery!
 
Morgan has been quite busy with freckles, deadly tumors and much more. Her step grandmom died who had MS but don’t worry, it doesn’t really bother Morgan because they weren’t that close (her words) and Morgan knows what it’s like to suffer so she’s glad she’s out of pain (her words again). She’s still a cunt.

God she's incoherent. Never had freckles before but "dealing with it" for 20 years... ok... And I'm pretty sure if you have "pre-cancerous" growths for that amount of time but they've not actually become cancer they are just "pre-cancerous" in the most hypothetical sense of the term, which could be said of literally any cell and strips it of all meaning. Also I have the solution to the great mystery of why her heart rate fluctuated while sitting down - she was admittedly on the pot straining to take an opiate dump and is extremely deconditioned. So she kind of answered her own question.

Also I'm calling bullshit on the cat murderer story, too over the top I think. I believe she let it out and it fell and died, but the rest is embellished.
 
Frankie locked down her IG, it's set to private now. What was her end game after telling the entire internet that she brutally murdered a cat?

I grabbed a few pics that had her balcony in them just out of curiosity. This is so fucking bizarre.

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That whole story had a lot of details that scream "lying." She dropped or threw that cat over the balcony and panicked. I'd bet anything.

Edit: or just impulsively stomped in that poor cat's head and made up the "it fell" story whole cloth after the fact.
 
Morgan’s step-grandma was buried today and Morgan was quick to make it about her. Also, here is the look she wanted to get pics of. Woof

That dress is an odd choice for a funeral. Reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on what. But of course the day was all about Morgan! Surprised she didn't stage a dramatic swoon for the asspats.

Most patients on a regular dose of pain medication will gradually adjust their bowels over the long-term, with or without supplements. They're regular and it's not much of a struggle. File this under the endless evidence of Morgan being a pill popper who just wants to chase a high.
 
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