Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[IBrokeBob]

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She just won't let the fucking strawberry dress go will she? This shot is horrendous. Tiny head on a set of tits and a frilly totally unsuitable dress. She looks humongous. I just want her to go away.

Oh I love the strawberry dress debacle. It absolutely proves that Tess is an absolute failure as a model. She wore the dress and it was universally hated and she was on many worst dressed lists when she wore it.. Because this is tess, we are not surprised on bit.

Then over 6 months later, a few skinny nobodies wear the dress and in one month sales skyrocket almost 800%. Thats pretty significant.

She is like an actress getting voted for the box office poison award. She is guaranteed to make products look grotesque and unattractive.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

When Tess wore it, they thought she just cut some holes out of some tablecloth and slid her porky arms through it. People didn’t realize it was a dress until someone of human proportions wore it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[FinnaBinna]

What I’m truly sick of is her claiming she was gay/qweeeeer/pan from a young age. She wasn’t. I read her book which I only did to see how awful it was an it didn’t disappoint. If she had these feels for girls then you would think she would have talked about it? Zero. Or even had physical relationships as well? None. Her book was 100 percent relationships with men and not many men at that. If you’re writing a book about your life, why leave out a part of it?

Tess is too damn catty to actually be with another woman. It wouldn’t be a relationship. It be a competition and Tessy has to be number one. If she happens to date another super fem woman it would just be for the “gram”. Maybe some pics of her kissing a chick or grabbing another chicks boobs. The “olly” that she is thirsty for in the UK, does not strike me as someone that would want to actually date Tess. I’ve gone through their comments and many extremely attractive women hit on olly a lot. Some with blue check marks that I have no idea who they are but, Jessica Veronica commented on one and she’s a huge musician from Australia that dated Ruby Rose. Plus, there really is no mention of Tess on the page if they are “dating” and some of the comments Tess leaves are left in replied to. Saying you like girls but being thirsty for one that is super masculine looking makes zero sense.

I just looked at her line from fashion to figure and on their page there is not that much engagement. The clothes are looking to be hyperbole woke. Not everyone is into that. And f t f line is mostly fashion nova esque clothing. So it doesn’t even fit with their clothing style. The promo vid made me cringe. Tess is parading around black people like her minions in it. And I hate that it’s so disingenuous but, people are praising her for being so diverse. I want to throw up.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tess is 110% straight. The only queer things we’ve seen of her are a couple really forced and really uncomfortable pictures of Tess barely touching some other queer woman. It’s just shit she comes up with to keep herself in the spotlight, much like her going full woke.

Her new fashion gig is something that is a token line so they can talk about how diverse their fashion lines are. It’s something with minimal effort in to get people to shut up. It’s unlikely this line has a future and it will be quietly dropped in the next few months, sooner than that if Tess fucks something up, which is inevitable.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Laying here in my new home...

So Ryann, new home tour when? We've already established that she has been staying in an AirBnB for a while now. I'm curious what she will present as her "new home".

 

[HamFan]

Tess is 110% straight. The only queer things we’ve seen of her are a couple really forced and really uncomfortable pictures of Tess barely touching some other queer woman. It’s just shit she comes up with to keep herself in the spotlight, much like her going full woke.

Her new fashion gig is something that is a token line so they can talk about how diverse their fashion lines are. It’s something with minimal effort in to get people to shut up. It’s unlikely this line has a future and it will be quietly dropped in the next few months, sooner than that if Tess fucks something up, which is inevitable.

I think "capsule" suggests that this is the whole line; that was the gig already. The question now is how quickly will it go to clearance?

Maybe she is contracted for more capsules. She must have steady work if she has really managed to lease a place. But where does she go from here? A sweater with "Seriously, I'm really fucking gay!" on it? For midgets?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I’ve wondered how aware Tubby Tess is about this place but my guess is if she truly knew, she’d throw a fit about us.

Sorry for the late reply but I think if Tess knows of the farm even she's not dumb enough to shine a light on it.

Yeah she could Reee about another group of "haters" but that would put eye balls on this thread, and in the end expose her even worse.

Sure we occasionally call her a fat dumb whore but for the most parts the thread is a pretty on point critique. She wouldn't want people seeing photoshop breakdowns, the feeder theories/evidence, discussion of her shifty parenting and her hypocrisy .

This isn't some thread posting mean memes or full on right wing fat girl hating incels, and I salute all the posters who keep it that way.

 

[theriddler3]

I think the strawberry dress is cute, I even think tess looked kind of nice in a parade float kind of way. But it's not the fat, the fillers, the fat or the fat that makes her so ugly. It's her herself. The preachy, judgy gaslighting, the coopting, the pandering, etc.

Girl, the fat lady sang. You're done. Fabletics and feeders are your future, so support sex workers bb, open that only fans already

I know this is late as fuck, but patterns and prints are very rarely appropriate for gowns or red carpet dresses. I suspect she made the "worst dressed" list not because she was fat, not because the dress is only cute on thin people, not because she dressed too young (I think the dress would be okay on her for a friends' brunch); I think she got on the "worst dressed" list simply because the dress isn't appropriate for the red carpet. Anyone would have gotten on the same list had they worn a skin tight neon leopard cat suit with a feather boa, or had they worn a tuxedo t-shirt. Know your audience, Tess. Christ, you're a fucking "model".

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Sorry for the late reply but I think if Tess knows of the farm even she's not dumb enough to shine a light on it.

Yeah she could Reee about another group of "haters" but that would put eye balls on this thread, and in the end expose her even worse.

Sure we occasionally call her a fat dumb whore but for the most parts the thread is a pretty on point critique. She wouldn't want people seeing photoshop breakdowns, the feeder theories/evidence, discussion of her shifty parenting and her hypocrisy .

This isn't some thread posting mean memes or full on right wing fat girl hating incels, and I salute all the posters who keep it that way.

She 100% knows about and reads this thread. Way back Tess was straight up harassing some guy she used to cuck Nick with. Legit he and his wife went to the police about it. @Maiden-TieJuan was friends with him and came through with the tea. Starts here.

Anyway, she eventually circled back to him talking about how his story about her was on 'blogs' or whatnot, and it became clear that it was only here she was talking about.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

This popped up in my recommended videos today. Look out Tess, someone skinny and talented made that strawberry dress herself.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I know this is late as fuck, but patterns and prints are very rarely appropriate for gowns or red carpet dresses. I suspect she made the "worst dressed" list not because she was fat, not because the dress is only cute on thin people, not because she dressed too young (I think the dress would be okay on her for a friends' brunch); I think she got on the "worst dressed" list simply because the dress isn't appropriate for the red carpet. Anyone would have gotten on the same list had they worn a skin tight neon leopard cat suit with a feather boa, or had they worn a tuxedo t-shirt. Know your audience, Tess. Christ, you're a fucking "model".

She wasn't actually on any worst dressed list, probably because most of these trash "fashion" outlets know if they did they'd be accused of fatphobia. She made it up for attention and admitted that it was mostly in her dms.

 

[multiverse]

Gasp! You dared to not heap praise on Ryann for wearing a deeply unflattering outfit that looks better on different body types?

Narc hears "you are ugly and looked horrible"

Oh, Ryann. You insult people's looks directly, often. You could always, because you always have.

Just moved yesterday? Better not unpack, make Jolene do it. Time to get high. Where's her children? Eh, probably somewhere. Not there.


So you definitely woke up ready to unpack and organize today though, right? No? You're that Karen who implies drama for attention all day instead? Obviously.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

that lady wasn't even that insulting. She even called Tess beautiful and it still got her jimmies rustled? She's so thin skinned.

 

[bloomingcactus]

YES! PREACH!

 

[multiverse]

Oh!Oho! Is this what caused the move? After ten months of being used not only as a free nanny, but also for shelter, utilities, her own bed, and the copious amount of food Ryann requires shoveled down her gullet daily, it seems that Jolene did, finally, somewhere grow a spine. The cause?

She got a man.


This dude lives in Oakland, so I'm sure this started up long distance. But having your "best friend" and her toddler sleeping in your bed gratis has to put some strain on a new relationship.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Oh!Oho! Is this what caused the move? After ten months of being used not only as a free nanny, but also for shelter, utilities, her own bed, and the copious amount of food Ryann requires shoveled down her gullet daily, it seems that Jolene did, finally, somewhere grow a spine. The cause?

She got a man.
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This dude lives in Oakland, so I'm sure this started up long distance. But having your "best friend" and her toddler sleeping in your bed gratis has to put some strain on a new relationship.

Ooooh get that dick Jolene! You deserve it girl!

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

So it is likely after all that Jolene told Two Ton Tess to get the fuck out. Of course, Tess can’t bitch about Jolene (yet) because Jolene can air out so much dirty laundry that even someone as stupid as Tess knows talking shit is a bad idea for now. She likely applied pressure to her feeder to put her up somewhere or else she’d expose his fetish of fucking fat girls. Tess would definitely be capable of something like that and it keeps a roof over her head for the time being.

Digger Darren’s profile: https://www.instagram.com/diggerdarren/?hl=en

Says he’s a plumber which is good, honest work that can pay very well that could provide for a family if Jolene wants one. I could easily see Tess’s chins and jowls jiggle as she chortles that her nanny is picking some plumber over her.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Oh!Oho! Is this what caused the move? After ten months of being used not only as a free nanny, but also for shelter, utilities, her own bed, and the copious amount of food Ryann requires shoveled down her gullet daily, it seems that Jolene did, finally, somewhere grow a spine. The cause?

She got a man.
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This dude lives in Oakland, so I'm sure this started up long distance. But having your "best friend" and her toddler sleeping in your bed gratis has to put some strain on a new relationship.

JOLENE RIDE THAT DICK- RUN AWAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK

e- at least he loves dogs.

 

[Constellationzero]

that lady wasn't even that insulting. She even called Tess beautiful and it still got her jimmies rustled? She's so thin skinned.

But you see, this is why RYANN is NEVER going to be a moddle or successful in any way.
ALL INDUSTRIES--whether it is supermarket chains, makeup artistry, journalism, teaching, or whatever become innovative and successful through constructive criticism.
This person was being constructive, looking at something with a critical eye and being OBJECTIVE.
RYANN is objectively super morbidly obese, has poor hygiene, is covered with disgusting tattoos, and is objectively UNATTRACTIVE inside and outside. She has no talent and no proper work ethic.
Being a model means facing objective criticisms all the time. You use it to learn and grow and market yourself to your audience. RYANN does none of these things. She behaves like a petulant pissbaby that was rejected from America's Got Talent.

And people are tired of this. They are over this.