Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

All I know is that these people are deeply unpleasant and tiresome and I would not pay ten dollars for the privilege of interacting with them.

 

[FunPosting101]

So, KM finally got the boot? You'd think that this would have happened earlier, given how much of an obnoxious grifter she was. Then again, underestimating just how much the average modern goon is willing to simp for an ethnic minority is never wise.

 

[Ilmseil]

Okay...so...after a few days of healing and self-care, I spent a few hours talking to my therapist, and I took 4 Xanax before working up the courage to come back here and make this post...

Thank you all for your kind words. They mean so much to me. I have printed a few pages of posts and scented them with rosewater, then folded them and placed them lovingly in my ass. They will always mean so much to me.

Anyways, I know I've said thirteen times now that this would be my last post, forever, and threatened to kill myself several times now (but was saved at the last minute each time by PMs from brave, loving fellow posters who adore me and told me they would kill themselves too if I killed myself, so I didn't kill myself because I couldn't bear the thought of these brave, awesome, amazing people killing themselves after I killed myself). Anyways, I had to come back one last, really last forever for good time, because I heard vile lies of hate, possibly from NAZIS, I think dogwhistles might have been used, were being spread about me. Anyways, I had to take another Xanax before I hit post because this is really traumatizing for me. I haven't slept in several years thinking about all this. Like, everything going on, the admins and their vile veil of villainy, the discord and trauma the mod team has been suffering, like the trauma being suffered every day by black people or whatever, hold on, I need a minute to collect myself, I'm shaking right now. I just got several rape threats, and I was just raped on my way home from the store earlier, twice, so this is especially traumatic for me.

Anyways, so yeah, this is my last post forever. Farewell, everyone. I will be ending my tenure on SA now. This is it. I will be leaving now. If anyone replies, I won't immediately come back, because I am leaving. Goodbye everyone. I'm going to self-care now. Bye. I've said my farewells here, and hopefully I can someday recover from all this. So long everyone, goodbye now. Anyways, I just also wanted to clear the air before I left, which I am doing now. Goodbye. I will not be reading this thread, mods please deactivate my account as I will not be replying here. Goodbye.

 

[Sabrina]

E/N once had a rule that anybody posting a thread had to start the OP by comparing their situation to that of a Darfurian war orphan whose entire family was just killed in front of him. That rule should never have been repealed.

This is the only good thing Abe EVER did (but I may be misattributing and it was someone else in which case Kaylen was always a useless fuckwad).

So, KM finally got the boot? You'd think that this would have happened earlier, given how much of an obnoxious grifter she was. Then again, underestimating just how much the average modern goon is willing to simp for an ethnic minority is never wise.

She got demodded some time ago, claimed that she requested it, and recently autobanned due to a supposed rape threat.

If it were real, why would you not take that PM and post it publicly everywhere and dox the bitch? They can't claim libel if it's true and it's not like her actual career is at stake or they're going to court over it (you won't go to court over a random internet threat despite common knowledge, it has to be credible as in local and specific). Post it up, let the goons at the guy's throat. If she really wanted to leave the site and it isn't actually just theatrics she could go out with the guy's dox. At the very least she could report the issue to the site first instead of "I didn't get a response after 3 hours I'm just going to autoban."

Look, being a moderator on the internet is very hard ok

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Not quite sure how someone hasn't bought Bird a Wrap It Up box av by now.

 

[Silas]

Distancing yourself from goons is the best thing

 

[Ashen One]

Okay...so...after a few days of healing and self-care, I spent a few hours talking to my therapist, and I took 4 Xanax before working up the courage to come back here and make this post...

Thank you all for your kind words. They mean so much to me. I have printed a few pages of posts and scented them with rosewater, then folded them and placed them lovingly in my ass. They will always mean so much to me.

Anyways, I know I've said thirteen times now that this would be my last post, forever, and threatened to kill myself several times now (but was saved at the last minute each time by PMs from brave, loving fellow posters who adore me and told me they would kill themselves too if I killed myself, so I didn't kill myself because I couldn't bear the thought of these brave, awesome, amazing people killing themselves after I killed myself). Anyways, I had to come back one last, really last forever for good time, because I heard vile lies of hate, possibly from NAZIS, I think dogwhistles might have been used, were being spread about me. Anyways, I had to take another Xanax before I hit post because this is really traumatizing for me. I haven't slept in several years thinking about all this. Like, everything going on, the admins and their vile veil of villainy, the discord and trauma the mod team has been suffering, like the trauma being suffered every day by black people or whatever, hold on, I need a minute to collect myself, I'm shaking right now. I just got several rape threats, and I was just raped on my way home from the store earlier, twice, so this is especially traumatic for me.

Anyways, so yeah, this is my last post forever. Farewell, everyone. I will be ending my tenure on SA now. This is it. I will be leaving now. If anyone replies, I won't immediately come back, because I am leaving. Goodbye everyone. I'm going to self-care now. Bye. I've said my farewells here, and hopefully I can someday recover from all this. So long everyone, goodbye now. Anyways, I just also wanted to clear the air before I left, which I am doing now. Goodbye. I will not be reading this thread, mods please deactivate my account as I will not be replying here. Goodbye.

Farewell, and may you find what you seek on your journey of life.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

Who What Now is one of the goons who ran defense for Lowtax a few months ago, and was transparently desperate to get inside KM's pussy. Outside of TGRS he made a lot of thirst posts involving how "black women have great tits".

That's somehow more dignified than this weepy pity show BIRD is now pulling.

 

[elrond hubbard]

who what now is a miserable fucking faggot who shits up every thread he posts in with his incessant goon negativity

also, he has caught several probes for making baseless accusations of pedophilia

 

[Blimp]

When Tiny Brontosaurus was perma'd, KM took up her mantle of insane blackfem Facebook conspiracies, and was somehow allowed to continue to say shit like "your husband and doctor have a plan to cut your pussy after childbirth with a secret ninja cut so it's tighter, so imply your husband wants to rape you and throw a bitchfit about being given sedatives if your hospital looks sketch" and "EMT's are rapegangs that will use ketamine to subdue you if you have to be sedated for any reason, so you MUST thrash and scream when you're being taken away when your xanax/wine binge invonveniences people" without any sort of real pushback or demand for evidence, and the people who attempted were wrongthinkers like Powercrazy how just got dogpiled and a permanent mark for questioning. If you've been noticing how KM operates, the goal is to drop some heinous crime, wait for people to call for blood, then scream SEALIONING, RAPE APOLOGIST, or something sassy about making an exit when people ask for proof, her obsession with Smollet was essentially her seeing a kindred spirit

She is absolutely obsessed with rape, and uses it as a shield the moment anyone's tried to call her out both past and present, and the fact she was just barely finishing-up puberty when she imprinted on insane people like TB and Negromancer only reinforces the fact that there will never be anything stable or redeeming about her personality, because both of them ALSO attempted to frame their ousting as some racist goon conspiracy that was 100% unrelated to their borderline ramblings. She was a worthless cunt even before this, as her first posts when she regged in middle school were screaming about how SA was no better than Stormfront over a Photoshop-Beyonce thread, the fact it took FYAD to make people realize she's a hateful piece of shit is staggering, and her growing-up with mental goons as friend replacements made it stick

I find it funny that she also has a big fucking ragechip on her shoulder over white guys with not-white girlfriends in media, as this is the WRONG type of racial diversity and they don't deserve it, despite the fact her boyfriend is every safe Detroit whiteboi stereotype made manifest

 

[AnOminous]

So, KM finally got the boot? You'd think that this would have happened earlier, given how much of an obnoxious grifter she was. Then again, underestimating just how much the average modern goon is willing to simp for an ethnic minority is never wise.

She made an attempt at some kind of autistic coup to be made admin, but got rebuffed, tard raged, and flounced off because her grift failed.

I find it funny that she also has a big fucking ragechip on her shoulder over white guys with not-white girlfriends in media, as this is the WRONG type of racial diversity and they don't deserve it, despite the fact her boyfriend is every safe Detroit whiteboi stereotype made manifest

There is nothing a goon hates more than himself, and nobody he rages against more than someone who reminds him of himself.

 

[Ghostse]

She made an attempt at some kind of autistic coup to be made admin, but got rebuffed, tard raged, and flounced off because her grift failed.

You forgot the key part:
She made an attempt at some kind of autistic coup to be made admin, but got rebuffed, tard raged, and flounced off because her grift failed and she was being called out for it.

She was going to have to start facing the music because the admins weren't going to step up and hand out bans defending yon high-yellow maiden this time.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Something Waffle appears to be some kind of offshoot forum. Based on the rules (archive) and some of the weird, quibbling details of how the site operates (user profiles not viewable without a login, post counts not visible at all, etc) it's basically a cargo cult, making the same gestures and noises as old SA and hoping that'll attract people with fat wallets.

The rules are hilariously gay, too, if you want to have a look. Or you can just look at what a stunning success Something Waffle has panned out to be:

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Just from the Most Viewed Threads list I can tell that Something Waffle must be an amazing place to post. Great job, ElkCloner!

Scarboil had connected to their RSS feed for a while, and a lot of the posts on Something Waffle were just posts made by scarboil posters over there so that the RSS feed poster would repost them to scarboil. Elk Cloner turned off the RSS feed when he found out :^(

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

You have a mod on staff who was all "Oh, maybe I shouldn't have allowed a sperg to make a thread about hiring hooker to pretend to cows for his weird ass fetishes without allowing him to rightly mocked". If he tries the same shit again, the fact he's done this before is key in getting an appropriate response that isn't just sweeping it under the rug. And also you had one who was a literal convicted pedo.

Protecting the mods and this wall of cloak-and-dagger silence is a large part of what makes that forum shit.

Mostly it is in the very DNA of the site.
One thing anybody who was around for the early days knows, part of being a mod is getting to form a clique.
Doesn't matter if you're an admin, even if you're just a mod--you get syocphants and asspats.
Stuff like that started in the beginning, with Al, jre, and Rainbow Blight.

Keeping your posting enemies down and getting revenge upon promotion is a feature, not a bug to them.
Newer mods might not all start this way, but most fall in line and come to enjoy the power.
Exactly why, it's hard to say. Could be a dopamine rush, but they all come to love mashing the probate/ban button.
When their fellow mods and admins get attacked, they defend them because they are defending a system they benefit from.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

I don't believe for a moment that anyone would possibly want to fuck KM without a gag stuck in her mouth

 

[White Devil]

I don't believe for a moment that anyone would possibly want to fuck KM without a gag stuck in her mouth

I'm more surprised people want to fuck her at all.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't believe for a moment that anyone would possibly want to fuck KM without a gag stuck in her mouth

The people who'd want to fuck her would have the ball gag in their mouth. She could probably make money being a dom to self hating whites, especially in this age of nearly limitless online thottery.

 

[White Devil]

The people who'd want to fuck her would have the ball gag in their mouth. She could probably make money being a dom to self hating whites, especially in this age of nearly limitless online thottery.

Don't give the mulatto ideas. You know she lurks here probably as much as she does/did on SA.

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[repentance]

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Imagine probating someone for posting the most accurate summary to date.