Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

Hold. The. Fucking. Bus.

She is making nearly a million a year off this content?

Eight hundred thousand fucking bucks?

why the fuck did I go to law school, it is I who is the retard here. I’m not sure I’ve made eight hundred thou my working life, total.

My mind is fucking blown. If only e thottery had been a thing when I was young and lovely. Sure, I would have no human dignity, but I would also have become a fucking millionaire.
Please, don't fall for this trap. This money comes with a price, and it ain't dollars.
Imagine being only known as a whore because you didn't developed a career when you were young.
 
Hold. The. Fucking. Bus.

She is making nearly a million a year off this content?

Eight hundred thousand fucking bucks?

why the fuck did I go to law school, it is I who is the retard here. I’m not sure I’ve made eight hundred thou my working life, total.

My mind is fucking blown. If only e thottery had been a thing when I was young and lovely. Sure, I would have no human dignity, but I would also have become a fucking millionaire.

Well I didn't account for the taxman, so take half that away every year assuming she's not playing the IRS for fools like :stress: attempted to for years. But yeah, I suspect she removed follower count because Mariah is just the type of narc who can't allow her ego to take even a grazing, so when you read her posting about 'this horrible 18 second clip of me barely showing what might be me being penetrated is my last big hope' or whatever it was along those lines suggests the numbers may have dropped significantly since the total subscriber number vanished. Still the math in this thread is enough to make you realize that capitalism can be obscene but it all depends on where your vantage point rests. Poster never mentioned when exactly those numbers came from and how long ago they are a legacy of too so you have to account for that as well as monthly flux like others pointed out prior to you. The 'law school student' who never stops bartending is a trope for a reason though!

If it helps at all, I'm sure that the number of subs fluctuate wildly monthly. I'd estimate with how wildly it moves it's probably closer to the 300-500k range. I still wonder what people like Anisa have to think, with their pitiful numbers when someone like Moo is in the top 0.1% lol.

But even mid level camwhores/onlyfans are buying houses in areas like Seattle.

I have no idea what kind of long term societal/dating/relationship damage is going to come from all of this. Especially the longer quarantine goes. I've not got a bright outlook on what I think the future looks like for men.

You are being very generous with your definition of 'men'. Simpletons always have existed, the internet just let them cut out several layers of middlemen between them and their objects of simping for the last couple of generations. It'll work itself out through polarization toward both extremes I'm imagining.
I truly respect those OG'S who are wholesome on maths.

so the ugly truth is: people with money are horny virgins that doesn't know how to actually spend that money on trying to hooking up a legit woman, instead they gotta throw it away to an female imitation of Jabba Hutt :S YIKES!

i wonder how far she will rise the stake at considering to stream on chaturbate which would be an atrocity to watch of course =)

Long week and never do accounting while distracted is the lesson as always. Can you give us as close to an accurate date as possible on when you collected her subscriber numbers? A year ago? More? Less? Whereabouts are we estimating her income from this stream from, just lewds era or otherwise?
 
Watch her doing the most obvious cosplay since this character seems to be popular and many are joining the bandwagon of it:
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but anyways, at least i can say Uzaki Chan looks way more better than Momokun
yes that was a weaboo comment but worth to say anyways lmao!
 
Watch her doing the most obvious cosplay since this character seems to be popular and many are joining the bandwagon of it:

but anyways, at least i can say Uzaki Chan looks way more better than Momokun
yes that was a weaboo comment but worth to say anyways lmao!

Uzaki's waist is too small, her face is more lively, and her tits are too perky for moo to cosplay.
 
This is lazy and sad. Couples that perform on Pornhub put a lot of effort into their routines. A lot of them do anal, ATM, get all freaky and bendy.

This fatty just lays there and takes backshots from someone with a small dick.
Some of the stuff on PornHub can be funny, at times...Or at the very least larp enough to make it interesting.
 
Watch her doing the most obvious cosplay since this character seems to be popular and many are joining the bandwagon of it:

but anyways, at least i can say Uzaki Chan looks way more better than Momokun
yes that was a weaboo comment but worth to say anyways lmao!

She will cosplay the SJW redesigns of that character and since those are mostly fat and busted, I think she'll nail it.
 
Dude's going from puss to left thigh to right thigh to right tit to mouth like he's played some fuckin Newgrounds hentai game with bad engrish and thinks that's how you please a woman.

It had a very Surgeon Simulator like vibe with that disembodied left hand grabbing at her and flailing around to get loose after clipping into her vagina.
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Back when Moomoo was allowed into cons, she had a reputation for poor hygiene. Maybe her vagina smelled so bad that he just wanted to do the absolute bare minimum. Then he put his fingers in her mouth so she could taste for herself just how awful she smelled and slapped her for having such a smelly vag.
 
Watch her doing the most obvious cosplay since this character seems to be popular and many are joining the bandwagon of it:

but anyways, at least i can say Uzaki Chan looks way more better than Momokun
yes that was a weaboo comment but worth to say anyways lmao!

If Momo tries to cosplay that, many SJW faggots that tried to cancel Uzaki would either jump to her defense for fat-shaming or be hypocrites and call her out for trying to cosplay a so-called offensive-sexual-image.
 
Back when Moomoo was allowed into cons, she had a reputation for poor hygiene. Maybe her vagina smelled so bad that he just wanted to do the absolute bare minimum. Then he put his fingers in her mouth so she could taste for herself just how awful she smelled and slapped her for having such a smelly vag.

Oh god that makes fucking her even worse!:cryblood: Guys, if a woman's snatch smells bad before you even get near her, run far away as you can unless you want to get some sort of disease from her.
 
She’s stated once a long time ago that she didn’t do short haired characters cause she “didn’t want to look like a dyke”.
Her evident lack of enthusiasm when having sex with men does more to make her look like a dyke than any haircut ever could.
 
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