Kim Jong Un reportedly in a coma as his sister Kim Yo Jong takes control - ITT: Kim might be dead, but his sister's kinda cute

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North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has fallen into a coma, a former South Korean official is claiming on the heels of reports that the northern leader has ceded over some of his power to his younger sister.

Chang Song-min, a former aide to late-South Korean president Kim Dae-jung, has alleged that the Hermit Kindom’s honcho has become seriously ill amid speculation about his limited public appearances this year, the Mirror reported.

“I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended,” he told South Korean media.

The former aide added that the leader’s younger sister, Kim Yo Jong, was poised to help lead the country.

“A complete succession structure has not been formed, so Kim Yo-jong is being brought to the fore as the vacuum cannot be maintained for a prolonged period,” he said.

His claims come after South Korean spies revealed that the 33-year-old sibling now serves as his “de facto second-in-command,” though she has not been designated his successor.

In a closed-door meeting with lawmakers, the National Intelligence Service said the power shift partly seeks to “relieve (Kim’s) stress from his reign and avert culpability in the event of policy failure,” the Yonhap News Agency reported.

“Kim Yo Jong, the first vice department director of the Workers’ Party Central Committee, is steering overall state affairs based on the delegation,” the agency reportedly said.

Kim has only been seen in public a handful of times this year after rumors swirled that he was clinging to life in April due to a botched heart operation.
 
I still think the guy's been dead for months, and this just them trying to easy his sister into power without causing too much of a fuss.
Now perhaps it was a recording but didn't he show up to a scheduled event that was broadcast which ruined prior speculation that he had heart surgery or something and this was this summer?
I'm sure Worst Korea and the US are capable of monitoring him loosely through satellite imagery and sigint. Maybe not, his sister may be smart enough to keep the charade going, she seems like a smart woman.

It'd be very interesting to see her engage with Trump in any future talks. She reminds me of the batshit crazy stereotype femme fatale asian character who has a tiny knife somewhere that she's inexplicably good with. Though that would never be revealed unless Trump manages to get through all of her goons first.
 
Those are some hella cheekbones.

What kind of thirty something just falls into a coma?
One with a sister with hella cheekbones is my guess. Even being unhealthy, he's not old and he's got probably good healthcare. I'd assume he got injured slipping down the stairs in those pumps he wears to look taller or this is just nasty elites going after elites.
Very possible Worst Korea is wrong again just because he's been locked inside for awhile.
 
Korean women really got hosed on the facial structure.

Also, she's supposedly even worse than her brother when it comes to being heartless
Centuries of the beautiful Korean tradition of fathers fucking their daughters to produce a male heir when the mothers couldn't will do that.

I doubt Miss Panface will ever wield any power, whereas the military oligarchy will use any situation like this alleged one to their advantage, to take control of more functions before another Jang Song-thaek incident.
 
I believe he's dead. Saying he's simply in a coma, a guy who is quite literally a god in NK, would just be softening the blow. (What is he, Odin from Thor? Recovering his god power?)
Kim is in his Chonkersleep(tm), recovering his mighty strength to defend great Korea once more

The Chonkforce will replenish
 
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Bitch is literally an undead lich and a bunch of you losers are saying you'd bang her. I can only conclude half of you have never touched real females before.

Saying someone is bangable doesn't mean if they contacted you directly, they'd bang them. Do you want to suffer the wrath of the leader of North Korea becuase you couldn't give them an orgasm? It's purely an objective statement within a vacuum.
 
Bitch is literally an undead lich and a bunch of you losers are saying you'd bang her. I can only conclude half of you have never touched real females before.
Yellow Fever is one hell of a drug

Me personally I don't find her attractive, on account of her cheek bones and general pale zombie look without make-up.
 
Best Korea is like every other Asian culture, and that means its patriarchal as all fuck. Nobody with tits goes anywhere unless they're willing to pull off Cersei Lannister levels of body counts. Unlike Cersei they have to actually be smart about it too. The Empress Dowager Cixi managed to last 47 years in charge of China before she finally croaked in 1908 despite all the European empires wanting her head on a platter and China on the buffet, and China itself dying all around her. That would be hard for a man to do without being deposed or worse, never mind a woman. Women in these positions really do face sexism constantly, unlike the West, and they're all the more ruthless and brutal for it.
 
Best Korea is like every other Asian culture, and that means its patriarchal as all fuck. Nobody with tits goes anywhere unless they're willing to pull off Cersei Lannister levels of body counts.

So if she takes over basically she'll start with a massacre of every single person who she thinks is remotely likely to try to depose her or could possibly be a successor.
 
So if she takes over basically she'll start with a massacre of every single person who she thinks is remotely likely to try to depose her or could possibly be a successor.

Aside from wanting to bone skeletress, what makes her more evil than her brother?

See the above answer. That's what makes her evil
 
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