Kim Jong Un reportedly in a coma as his sister Kim Yo Jong takes control - ITT: Kim might be dead, but his sister's kinda cute

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North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has fallen into a coma, a former South Korean official is claiming on the heels of reports that the northern leader has ceded over some of his power to his younger sister.

Chang Song-min, a former aide to late-South Korean president Kim Dae-jung, has alleged that the Hermit Kindom’s honcho has become seriously ill amid speculation about his limited public appearances this year, the Mirror reported.

“I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended,” he told South Korean media.

The former aide added that the leader’s younger sister, Kim Yo Jong, was poised to help lead the country.

“A complete succession structure has not been formed, so Kim Yo-jong is being brought to the fore as the vacuum cannot be maintained for a prolonged period,” he said.

His claims come after South Korean spies revealed that the 33-year-old sibling now serves as his “de facto second-in-command,” though she has not been designated his successor.

In a closed-door meeting with lawmakers, the National Intelligence Service said the power shift partly seeks to “relieve (Kim’s) stress from his reign and avert culpability in the event of policy failure,” the Yonhap News Agency reported.

“Kim Yo Jong, the first vice department director of the Workers’ Party Central Committee, is steering overall state affairs based on the delegation,” the agency reportedly said.

Kim has only been seen in public a handful of times this year after rumors swirled that he was clinging to life in April due to a botched heart operation.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Oh christ, the internet socialists, North Koreaboos, kpop dweebs and internet simps are all gonna become one group now.

 

[White Devil]

This thread be like, "What if Skeletor from Masters of the Universe was a girl?"

 

[Coleslaw]

He's Dead Again? And the sister is kinda hot in a Comic Book Super Villain sort of way.

Like Slaweel?

 

[WonderWino]

Sounds like bullshit. Doubly so because, as has been pointed out multiple times, their political system explicitly excludes women from being able to have the dear leaders role and position. So either the whole story is bs or something sketchy is going on coup wise

 

[L50LasPak]

its happening

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bitch is literally an undead lich and a bunch of you losers are saying you'd bang her. I can only conclude half of you have never touched real females before.

Agreed. I can get Yellow Fever but that bitch is not cute at all.

 

[Snekposter]

So if she takes over basically she'll start with a massacre of every single person who she thinks is remotely likely to try to depose her or could possibly be a successor.

Pretty much, and expect the cheers for the new Dear Leader to be even prouder and grander than if it was a man in charge.

Sounds like bullshit. Doubly so because, as has been pointed out multiple times, their political system explicitly excludes women from being able to have the dear leaders role and position. So either the whole story is bs or something sketchy is going on coup wise

See, that's what the purges and a pro-forma change in whatever toilet paper they call a constitution are for. A few disappearances, the party congress or whatever the org is agrees that its time for a new female head of state or whatever bullshit, document gets amended, bam.

As to the other bit, because women have no truly legitimate claim to power in these societies, they have to seize it with both hands, and use that power to strangle any opposition in the womb, and its mother too.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Isn't north Korea society patriarchal in its structure? I don't think a lot of people will take to kindly with a women in power. Also, what are the chances some general just kills her and take control?

 

[WonderWino]

Pretty much, and expect the cheers for the new Dear Leader to be even prouder and grander than if it was a man in charge.

See, that's what the purges and a pro-forma change in whatever toilet paper they call a constitution are for. A few disappearances, the party congress or whatever the org is agrees that its time for a new female head of state or whatever bullshit, document gets amended, bam.

As to the other bit, because women have no truly legitimate claim to power in these societies, they have to seize it with both hands, and use that power to strangle any opposition in the womb, and its mother too.

Its not that simple in this case. North korea is a country where literally everybody is indoctrinated from birth into an ideology, in this case one that explicitly forbids her from holding such a position. Its not as simple as tear up the constitution and kill some people. If she thinks it is shes in for a real rude awakening. This is exactly how you get a revolt from the people and a general as the new dear leader until some male distant relative of un's can be 'found' to replace him

 

[AnOminous]

Its not that simple in this case. North korea is a country where literally everybody is indoctrinated from birth into an ideology, in this case one that explicitly forbids her from holding such a position. Its not as simple as tear up the constitution and kill some people. If she thinks it is shes in for a real rude awakening. This is exactly how you get a revolt from the people and a general as the new dear leader until some male distant relative of un's can be 'found' to replace him

They'll do whatever they're told or they'll die.

 

[din_far]

I hope Trump fucks her on their first diplomatic meeting.

I hope Biden sniffs her during their first meet, and she responds by putting her stiletto heel through his foot.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Its not that simple in this case. North korea is a country where literally everybody is indoctrinated from birth into an ideology, in this case one that explicitly forbids her from holding such a position. Its not as simple as tear up the constitution and kill some people. If she thinks it is shes in for a real rude awakening. This is exactly how you get a revolt from the people and a general as the new dear leader until some male distant relative of un's can be 'found' to replace him

Surely, she could just spin this as having received a divine message from her grandfather who specifically told her to take charge?

I'm pretty sure as long as it's a member from the Kim family succeeding the populace wouldn't revolt unless another one challenges her to the throne, so-to-speak.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, what are the chances some general just kills her and take control?

Probably pretty high.

 

[Lolcow Imperium]

It’s the freckles, isn’t it?


The manga version of her is pretty cool.

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is there porn yet

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Aside from wanting to bone skeletress, what makes her more evil than her brother?

According to reports, she's done some purging already and is basically a sociopath. No idea if true, and reports of crap from inside North Korea are often total bullshit, so who the fuck knows though.

There's also reports that she's behind some of the recent campaign that changed their propaganda up a bit, so again, who the fuck knows

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Kim Jong Warmbier

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Seriously? Bitch looks like she kills after mating, and given that she's a big deal in the North Korean Royal Family, odds are she has at least once.

Some people are into that fam

Oh christ, the internet socialists, North Koreaboos, kpop dweebs and internet simps are all gonna become one group now.

I eagerly await Kim Yo Jong's miraculous revival of North Korea's economy with Glorious Korean Peoples' OnlyFans

 

[Lonely Grave]

Praying for a civil war if the NK chad generals do actually kick up a fuss about Pale Bonnycheeks seizing power. The whole NK/SK political dynamic is getting dumb and stale.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

As far as I can tell these overconfident pronouncements are made more or less with the hope of becoming a known expert/pundit if the prediction should randomly come true.

Screenshot this post!

 

[thismanlies]

Sounds like bullshit. Doubly so because, as has been pointed out multiple times, their political system explicitly excludes women from being able to have the dear leaders role and position. So either the whole story is bs or something sketchy is going on coup wise

She's not the kind of person who needs the spotlight anyway. She's the kind of person who'll run things behind the scenes while a fat alcoholic monster gets paraded in front of the cameras.