Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

One thing that has always perplexed me about his worldview is that he seems to view Gen X sperm as a limited, valuable resource. Let's say everything he said is true and men his age do have the longest telomeres etc etc: there's no shortage of men between 40 and 55. There's probably one on every street in America, so why does that make him special? I would genuinely like to hear his answer to his question.

You could ask him, but I’m pretty sure the answer would be one of his autistic rants looped over and over.

“I have bled for Gen Z! Telemeres in Gen X is 40% longer! Agephobia!”
 
You could ask him, but I’m pretty sure the answer would be one of his autistic rants looped over and over.

“I have bled for Gen Z! Telemeres in Gen X is 40% longer! Agephobia!”
Someone here, I think it was last year, posted an article that said people with schizophrenia have short telemeres. Schizo Lucas will never accept he has short telemeres for that would pull the rug from under him. He'd come up with some excuse to cover over that he comes up "short" in the telemere department.
 
I think he actually doesn't care that his own telomeres are short. His main angle is that the telomeres in his sperm are longer because of his age so women should want him so their kids live longer. Pretty obvious Lucas is aging like shit. I also found this picture and wanted to post it again. From his 40th birthday.
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A note about Spokane in comparison to oly and Seattle.

Spokane is a red city in a blue state. The homeless here have very few options for housing, there are limited resources and it's a smaller city. There's only two major hospitals, both are Catholic hospitals and there's only one "free" clinic for state medical recipients, CHAS health. There's a limited number of food banks. The newest mayor is not friendly to homeless assistance and wants to sweep the streets. It's a hostile environment for the homeless.

Lucas is only staying because he's worn out welcome in Olympia- which has much better networks and support for the homeless. Seattle has so many homeless people right now, many of them hardened. They would eat him alive, even though he would have access to a much better range of supports there. It's a bigger city.

If he goes to Idaho, to Boise, he would likely do about the same as in Spokane. Anywhere else to the east of Spokane, he'll get killed.

Nobody in town has forgotten about who he is. 4 years is nothing to the library system, he's banned forever. Now that he's banned from the park, he's on the radar. Businesses downtown no longer allow non-customers to roam around inside, so he's shut out of a lot of spaces he formerly was getting into. Most businesses know who he is, especially those that have younger crowds. (There was a flyer campaign at one point, two years ago, warning downtown businesses about his behaviors)

Again, it's a red city and a smaller one. People are aware.
 
I think he actually doesn't care that his own telomeres are short. His main angle is that the telomeres in his sperm are longer because of his age so women should want him so their kids live longer. Pretty obvious Lucas is aging like shit. I also found this picture and wanted to post it again. From his 40th birthday.
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Yea, he would used that to cover over/deflect that the short telemeres are also in his sperm.
 
Nobody in town has forgotten about who he is. 4 years is nothing to the library system, he's banned forever. Now that he's banned from the park, he's on the radar. Businesses downtown no longer allow non-customers to roam around inside, so he's shut out of a lot of spaces he formerly was getting into. Most businesses know who he is, especially those that have younger crowds. (There was a flyer campaign at one point, two years ago, warning downtown businesses about his behaviors)

Again, it's a red city and a smaller one. People are aware.
He's banned forever but he still got in. You said he got banned from the library shortly after the Starbucks incident, so the library ban came sometime at the end of December 2016 or early 2017. Now look what happened a year later March 2018, during the Corinna affair. After the "date" he had down town with Corinna he went to the library from where he made the post below. He was on cloud nine because he thought he gotten himself a millennial girlfriend. That was before the millennials got too old for him and his new prey became Gen Z. One other example. He's banned from Churchills, but the 30 yr old platonic friend he had at one time was able to him in. He even posted a picture of what they had for dinner. She had lobster, he had steak. The people in Spokane may not be as aware of the psycho freak as you think they are.

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"Milky breasts and a progesterone soaked uterus." "Good breeding stock." Women love that kind of talk.
Lucas also has a profound ability to misunderstand every comment left for him. He consistently thinks people making fun of him are agreeing and people agreeing are making fun of him.

You left out 'top notch politician like aoc' (fucking lol) and not knowing what a high maintenance woman is. Its hilarious he wants people to prove the high maintenance part. ffs you can literally look at most such women and know that on sight

Its also hilarious that even his memes are written exactly the way he talks with weird word orders like 'marfan the fuck syndrome'

Given the way lucas latches on to anything he thinks supports his psycho claims i'm legitimately surprised that nobody has simply written up a fake scientific study aimed directly and convincing lucas of even crazier DNA shit, posted it and then ensured lucas found out about it to see if he would read it and latch on to it, claiming its super accurate and peer reviewed and all that. Cause it would be fucking hilarious to see his reaction when he was finally told the entire thing was made up bs. Its not like he actually checks cited sources, you could throw all kinds of official looking things in there and he'd buy it if it supported his insanity

.....and on writing that I suddenly thought of lucas getting fooled that way, then combining his obsession with interracial children with his telomere shit and starting a new crossover of crazy by claiming longer telomeres combined with black women produce a mixed baby with strong dna and powerful melanin magic

That said, i'm surprised he doesn't go full mundane matt and have google alerts setup to alert him to any criticism of him
 
I'm actually working on a video about Lucas' recent instagram posts. I'm pretty fed up with Lucas lately so I'm probably just going to tear him apart this time. Definitely would cause more people to find his instagram and mess with him.

Please include the fact that progesterone is in the bloodstream not the uterus.

also, please include a poll asking women 18-24 if they would date someone over age 40. Then separately if they would data Lucas. I long for him to have to battle the message that women aren’t avoiding himdue to his age or class. It’s him. He’s repulsive. Maybe a poll “would you date this guy? Why? Why not?” He will ignore it eventually but it would be fun to watch the theatrics.
 
One thing that has always perplexed me about his worldview is that he seems to view Gen X sperm as a limited, valuable resource. Let's say everything he said is true and men his age do have the longest telomeres etc etc: there's no shortage of men between 40 and 55. There's probably one on every street in America, so why does that make him special? I would genuinely like to hear his answer to his question.

he genuinely thinks because HE 'researched' it, he is entitled to it first
 
I started thinking about the worst pics Lucas has ever taken of himself....or at least the worst of the past year.

Here's my vote:

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Any thoughts? I know it's tough to choose; there are so many valid possibilities.

He looks like a tellarite that was surgically altered to try and appear human. Serious pig face going on there. That makes me wonder if lucas fell and caused that scrape when he was leaning over too far while putting his nose to the ground to sniff for truffles and lost his balance
 
Second is the best, you can practically hear the voices in his head as he laughs with them. Also the fact he made this same photo years ago is a nice throwback to how far he's come as a creeper
This one is an obvious candidate.
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But for some reason this other one just annoys the shit out of me.
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But that was only from going back a few months. I feel like there's probably all sorts of horrible pictures I'm forgetting about.
 
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A note about Spokane in comparison to oly and Seattle.

Spokane is a red city in a blue state. The homeless here have very few options for housing, there are limited resources and it's a smaller city. There's only two major hospitals, both are Catholic hospitals and there's only one "free" clinic for state medical recipients, CHAS health. There's a limited number of food banks. The newest mayor is not friendly to homeless assistance and wants to sweep the streets. It's a hostile environment for the homeless.

Lucas is only staying because he's worn out welcome in Olympia- which has much better networks and support for the homeless. Seattle has so many homeless people right now, many of them hardened. They would eat him alive, even though he would have access to a much better range of supports there. It's a bigger city.

If he goes to Idaho, to Boise, he would likely do about the same as in Spokane. Anywhere else to the east of Spokane, he'll get killed.

Nobody in town has forgotten about who he is. 4 years is nothing to the library system, he's banned forever. Now that he's banned from the park, he's on the radar. Businesses downtown no longer allow non-customers to roam around inside, so he's shut out of a lot of spaces he formerly was getting into. Most businesses know who he is, especially those that have younger crowds. (There was a flyer campaign at one point, two years ago, warning downtown businesses about his behaviors)

Again, it's a red city and a smaller one. People are aware.

that's a pretty good assessment on the situation including the review of the city... red in blue state is true for sure. he's stuck there because his repugnant nature in other areas will get him killed... it's funny how certain people become disenfranchised right in their own backyards where everyone knows them but avoids them and tells others to avoid them. he made his bed he'll have to sleep in it. i have a cousin who's this same type of manic depressive homeless reject and he refuses to accept it's not the world at fault but his own because he refuses to be a citizen who works, takes responsibility for his own ass... no one owes these socialist bernie buddies a damn thing. he seriously has mental issues. too bad mental health is no longer a priority these days... why the streets are loaded with all these mental patients. sad day. carry on.

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I know we’re not supposed to fuck with cows. Even Lucas.

But... Could a well-off Kiwi please invest a few hundred dollars in flat baseball caps, and pass them out to the homeless and indigents of Spokane?

I’d love to see what kind of spastic freakout Lukas would react with, at the sight of the dreaded flatbills turning up at his shelter.
 
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