🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Helen Keller's a fraud]

Holy fuck ladies and gunts. I disappear since the 2k page hit and we are in the 300s.
So Mr. Vickers is wiki-leaks'ing his daughters life in order to fuck over the gunt and her chance at a normal life and to further tear Ralph down? Many tin foil theories that I am not going to sift through.

I do want to say that the sex tape could be talked around when looking for a job esp if you are a batshit nutcase and all you can do is basic entry level shit.
Though that could ruin reputation with co-workers but easily talked around. "Revenge porn" "His hate watchers furthered lies" but the father doing this just kills prospects of clout building and any chance to walk it back.
What the fuck, lol.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Who would you rather be right now: Jarbo or Ralph? Both are horrifying prospects, but it’s still not even close.

Jarbo. Milquetoast people still have opportunities. Ralph might even get turned away from Walmart from a quick Google search of his name. Jarbo is an easy pick.

 

[MeltyTW]

oh shit i forgot that ralph admitted on his last show to having yet another altercation with a minority and or woman in authority positions, this time it as about 4 months ago and he was being recorded by people for "arguing with an unreasonable black female tsa agent"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"an unreasonable black female tsa agent"

Triple redundancy in full effect there.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Would I rather be a regular idiot or a deep-fried, pill popping, alcoholic, convicted felon, divorced, bastard, grizzled gunt having idiot? Damn, this is a noggin jogger.

 

[MeltyTW]

Triple redundancy in full effect there.

lol yeah but this is ralph, we already know his idea of unreasonable is not letting his drunk ass park on federal property where that is forbidden and taking it seriously when he trieds to take in knives to federal buildings. the way he described he was basically set upon by some hounding woman who then riled up the crowd to record him with their phones and ruin his life, even if this were that bitch who baited the oregon couple id say ralph had a good chance of starting it

plus its funny that this is twice within a short period of time that hes started trouble with minorities and females and three in his life that we know of

 

[Mulp]

Who would you rather be right now: Jarbo or Ralph? Both are horrifying prospects, but it’s still not even close.

Jarbo. He really doesn't have that horrifying of a life. He flagged some people on YT. I honestly don't feel bad for em considering the people he flagged are either assholes who did it to, or are knowingly guarding the assholes.
He still has a stable job, got in shape, has a girlfriend that didn't run away from her family and is addicted to meth, has children, owns his own house, has somewhat of a sense of humor now from all of this and doesn't have to pretend to be a nazi to get his bread and butter.

Me on my way to collect boulders.

 

[Weird Ages]

Who would you rather be right now: Jarbo or Ralph? Both are horrifying prospects, but it’s still not even close.

Anthony Burch

 

[John Andrews Stan]

plus its funny that this is twice within a short period of time that hes started trouble with minorities and females and three in his life that we know of

It’s funny in that it makes me lol but I’d expect nothing less. He lives in a nigger-dense part of the country and is a fat coward. I’m sure he starts shit with women to make himself feel more manly.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

When it comes to Vickers both “sides” are right:

What he’s doing is embarrassing and utterly exceptional

It’s very funny and he should definitely continue

He's filled in (and detailed to some degree) what would have been left to speculation. The idea that a father would do that is just hilarious. His font choices are driving me insane tho.

Not gonna lie I'm really looking forward to the "Mr Vickers makes peace with his daughter and asks KF to take the things he posted about her off the internet" arc.

I can see an episode of MATI with Our Dear Feeder reading DMCA requests from and writing a reply telling him to lick gunt. OR, will Based Boomer Marvelous Matthew Vicious Vickers be the first one to serve the slobber mutt?

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

I do want to say that the sex tape could be talked around when looking for a job esp if you are a batshit nutcase and all you can do is basic entry level shit.
Though that could ruin reputation with co-workers but easily talked around.

no HR dept is gonna want to deal with the issues that it could cause in the workplace, so no. she's fucked.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Yeah that's definitely what he means, it's just overall a weak flex.

If we're comparing to whatever shitty new-ish Nissan thing Ralph was driving, Ralph's car is actually worth more than his. EDIT: Might be financed tho

There's nothing more white trash rich than buying a new car (albeit an affordable one) while you rent what is barely one step up from double wide you were just foreclosed on. FFS just buy a reliable used car from the dealership after they've leased it out for a year or 2.

 

[MeltyTW]

There's nothing more white trash rich than buying a new car (albeit an affordable one) while you rent what is barely one step up from double wide you were just foreclosed on. FFS just buy a reliable used car from the dealership after they've leased it out for a year or 2.

especially when its off the heels of damaging your former car. i cant believe i forgot that when the ralph driving faith around drunk and operating camera thing happened

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

There's nothing more white trash rich than buying a new car (albeit an affordable one) while you rent what is barely one step up from double wide you were just foreclosed on. FFS just buy a reliable used car from the dealership after they've leased it out for a year or 2.

I think one trait that is universal among lolcows is their financial ineptitude, although I find most people to be shit with money. New cars are about the worst thing to put money it. I remember a DSP clip I heard a while back where he was telling his chat about how he was leasing a BMW for years and he was going to trade that in for a 0 interest auto loan on a new car, and that they were giving him cash back on the loan and how that was all so good for him. Don't be like these people, bury whatever ego you have and buy an old ass 90s or 2000s honda or toyota outright in cash. You'll be happier and less broke in the long run.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Don't be like these people, bury whatever ego you have and buy an old ass 90s or 2000s honda or toyota outright in cash. You'll be happier and less broke in the long run.

Old cars have a certain charm too. And you'll learn a lot about diagnosis and maintenance.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The real revenge porn would be proof Faith has let Ralph kiss her. There’s a certain distance from the reality of what/who you’re doing even with raw dogging (and especially if they always do reverse cowgirl/doggy and she doesn’t have to look at him ever). But if Faith can stomach getting tongued by Ethan Ralph, she could have a very lucrative (if bleak) future in scat porn. Thanks for the career prospects, dad!

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

The real revenge porn would be proof Faith has let Ralph kiss her. There’s a certain distance from the reality of what/who you’re doing even with raw dogging (and especially if they always do reverse cowgirl/doggy and she doesn’t have to look at him ever). But if Faith can stomach getting tongued by Ethan Ralph, she could have a very lucrative (if bleak) future in scat porn. Thanks for the career prospects, dad!

If her ex is to be believed, she thinks his breath smells like used tampons. So, factor that into your equation

 

[TheBeanz]

There's nothing more white trash rich than buying a new car (albeit an affordable one) while you rent what is barely one step up from double wide you were just foreclosed on. FFS just buy a reliable used car from the dealership after they've leased it out for a year or 2.

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[Moist Unguentine]

There's nothing more white trash rich than buying a new car (albeit an affordable one) while you rent what is barely one step up from double wide you were just foreclosed on. FFS just buy a reliable used car from the dealership after they've leased it out for a year or 2.

Time to revisit the old "Welfare Cadillac" meme.

WELFARE CADILLAC w Lyrics

Old Story Records •• Guy Drake - Welfare Cadillac

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[John Andrews Stan]

If her ex is to be believed, she thinks his breath smells like used tampons. So, factor that into your equation

And I’m sure she can smell it from afar. My only question is: How does she know what used tampons smell like? Does she go out of her way to sniff hers? Or is her gash so putrid that the scent makes its way to her regardless of physical proximity to her face?