Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / Royal: ON AIR / Royal Lugosi / Skadi Violet - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Not only LOST Custody of Her Kids, But STAYED With Her Pedo Ex-Husband Until She Was Arrested; Delusional Compulsive Liar that IP2 Doesn't Even Want

How long will her and Chef last?

  • A few months

    Votes: 27 57.4%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 5 10.6%
  • A year

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • They will get married and Chef will start to regret everything.

    Votes: 15 31.9%

  • Total voters
    47
THE PLOT THICKENS

I was looking through her social media to see if they had similar emails etc.
bitch has like a billion accounts

royalblacknetyt
also followed her other accounts: a.touch.of.royalty.cos, royalblack_mafiaboss
follows back her other socks: a.touch.of.royalty.cos
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a.touch.of.royalty.cos
also followed her other accounts: royalblackonlyfans, royalblacknetyt
follows: royalblackonlyfans
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royalblackonlyfans
also followed her other accounts: a.touch.of.royalty.cos
follows: a.touch.of.royalty.cos
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royalblack_mafiaboss
https://www.instagram.com/royalblack_mafiaboss/
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And scrolling through her social media, I discovered a familiar name - QUINN VOX
she goes by quinnvox1
same account follows royalblacknetyt
HOL UP!!!
Didnt someone by Quinn Vox message on Onisions forums regarding Aaron Carter?

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Lets check this girl out and do a deep dive
(not gonna go into all 50 of her sock accounts bc she's not jodee)

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so who is Quinn?
Her name is Ashley Willis
She's a crack head chinless wannabe soundcloud rapper trap artist who happens to also follow an account for Jodee
she also happens to look like a tranny

quinnvox1
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Like Jodee, she has a shit ton of sock accounts

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and guess what these sock accounts ALL have in common?
....no it's not following all of Jodee's sock accounts
THEY ALL FOLLOW AARON CARTER
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she has other socks with less similar names, but the dead giveaway is anything joker related or if it shows her crack head face
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So what does this mean?
  1. Jodee has convinced another delusional dumbass that she's deeply involved with an Aaron Carter Conspiracy
  2. THERE IS AN AARON CARTER CONSPIRACY
lol
you cant make this shit up

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Archive for her YT and Shop Instagrams


Can’t get other two because of restrictions unless someone can bypass it for me.
 
Archive for her YT and Shop Instagrams


Can’t get other two because of restrictions unless someone can bypass it for me.
something tells me shes using cheap chinese cheap for her make up. I once followed a liziqi make up tutorial because I was bored and I love arts and crafts and I tell ya it took me 3 days to gather all the raw material, I remember driving two hours to a honey farm and spending 30 for raw bees wax, then it took me 2 weeks to make a natural dye from roses. all in all about a month to make blush and lipstick sheets and eyebrow ink. and that was for my own use. Can't imagine her producing make up that's decent and natural on an a mass production level.
here's the video.
 
cool story bro
but it's obvi she's using cheap shit she ordered online
she proudly tweeted it
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Moral of the story kids? Don't buy shoddy homemade makeup from a convicted felon. Just go to Lush and buy some actual handmade cosmetic stuff like a normal person. The "premium" you pay is literally worth not having corrosive Southeast Asian chemicals slapped together in a sad facsimile of makeup.
 
Moral of the story kids? Don't buy shoddy homemade makeup from a convicted felon. Just go to Lush and buy some actual handmade cosmetic stuff like a normal person. The "premium" you pay is literally worth not having corrosive Southeast Asian chemicals slapped together in a sad facsimile of makeup.
shit if you still want cheap chinese make up bypass the felon and buy from wish!
 
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I was curious how cheap our pajeet here is. The answer, unsurprisingly, is very.

FTW, when you realize she can’t even make her own gloss tube design and buys plastic cheap made in china ones instead :story: Talk about a “touch of royalty”.

The product descriptions make it more amazing. How is she going to pull off the brushes without trying to resell base DIY products straight from Amazon?

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“Infused with certified organic, non-GMO avocado oil, this cotton candy flavored lippie will leave your lips smooth, soft and nourished for days after just one use.” wow

She even named the gloss act her Giulia Tofana:dove:

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FTW, when you realize she can’t even make her own gloss tube design and buys plastic cheap made in china ones instead :story: Talk about a “touch of royalty”.

The product descriptions make it more amazing. How is she going to pull off the brushes without trying to resell base DIY products straight from Amazon?

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“Infused with certified organic, non-GMO avocado oil, this cotton candy flavored lippie will leave your lips smooth, soft and nourished for days after just one use.” wow

She even named the gloss act her Giulia Tofana:dove:

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That lip shaped brush holder looks like it's straight out of a Bratz doll set circa 2003. I'm sure she's definitely the next makeup billionaire
 
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I was curious how cheap our pajeet here is. The answer, unsurprisingly, is very.

WTF. Why handmake your own lip gloss if they aren't natural? Who knows what kind of Chinese fiberglass is in that mica powder, and don't even get me started on that "gloss base". Is she seriously so lazy she can't buy cocoa butter, coconut oil, jojoba oil, etc. and mix them all together? Why would she brag about this low-effort, cheap shit?
 
WTF. Why handmake your own lip gloss if they aren't natural? Who knows what kind of Chinese fiberglass is in that mica powder, and don't even get me started on that "gloss base". Is she seriously so lazy she can't buy cocoa butter, coconut oil, jojoba oil, etc. and mix them all together? Why would she brag about this low-effort, cheap shit?

Looks like I know what the next object of my focus should be. I can only hope that when this thread finally makes it into the Beauty Parlour and is 100% public, the smaller DramaTube channels that she made enemies out of will eat this shit up and crucify her.
 
SHE-EO my ass. My favorite part of the makeup shop is the descriptions.
Purple:
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Black:
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Blue:
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Red:
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I’d also like to include an Instagram story that was posted on Mother’s Day where she claimed to be infertile. Apologies if this has already been posted
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maybe it’s gods way of saying you don’t deserve any more kids, nonce chaser.
 
Updated the OP with a writeup regarding her shoddy makeup business. Any additional input from people who are into cosmetics would be greatly appreciated. Admittedly, I'm not the best person to write about makeup practices but I'd imagine a general knowledge of consumer health and common sense can go a long way.
 
Updated the OP with a writeup regarding her shoddy makeup business. Any additional input from people who are into cosmetics would be greatly appreciated. Admittedly, I'm not the best person to write about makeup practices but I'd imagine a general knowledge of consumer health and common sense can go a long way.
Should I bite the bullet and buy some of her make up just to see how bad it is?
 
Should I bite the bullet and buy some of her make up just to see how bad it is?

I'd strongly suggest you don't buy shit that lolcows sell as a general rule. Payment processors hold a lot of damning evidence that can tie you back to your IRL identity, as do the storefronts themselves in regard to shipping information. Unless you wanna get doxed by the nonce chaser, I'd stay well away. Remember the fundamental rule of KF: never touch poo.
 
I'd strongly suggest you don't buy shit that lolcows sell as a general rule. Payment processors hold a lot of damning evidence that can tie you back to your IRL identity, as do the storefronts themselves in regard to shipping information. Unless you wanna get doxed by the nonce chaser, I'd stay well away. Remember the fundamental rule of KF: never touch poo.
What if I use a gift card a fake name send it to one of my friends business a dress and then collect my package? or send it an abandoned house and collect it there?
 
More updates to the OP:

1. I retooled the "why is she a lolcow" section into a more comprehensive writeup on why she's a whitey in denial.
2. The extra stuff about her time on the farms has been moved closer to the bottom and given its own section.
3. Added the marriage certificate to RonEv II along with her divorce filings from her first ex-husband. Also clarified some wording with the child molestation case from 2007 to be more accurate.
 
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