“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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What if Chris had two heads?
Sandrat Fictionkin
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What if Chris had two heads?
It would be hilarious if one was Classic Chris and the other was Tomgirl Chris. They'd alternate between yelling at each other for being a "homo"/"JERK male" and making out with each other.
Trve and Honest
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What if Chris took Colloidal Silver and his arms turned blue?
huh?
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What if Chris had two heads?
I just thought about it. What if one head was autistic and the other wasn't. The normal head was constantly fed up with the autistic head's shit growing up, so he spent the rest of his days trolling the autistic head.
I just thought about it. What if one head was autistic and the other wasn't. The normal head was constantly fed up with the autistic head's shit growing up, so he spent the rest of his days trolling the autistic head.
a backwards vers of that old scatterbrain song "im with stupid" song about a guy that makes fun of tards, wakes up one day with a 2nd head on his shoulder that's a tard head.
Any road will take you there.
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I just thought about it. What if one head was autistic and the other wasn't. The normal head was constantly fed up with the autistic head's shit growing up, so he spent the rest of his days trolling the autistic head.
So sort of like Zaphod Beeblebrox but less cool.
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Chris would probably cover his arms with long sleeves or other less normal solutions a lot. Which would still
probably be more pleasant to see than the CWC solution for covering the "ugly growth."
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What if Chris was a turtle?
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Regular or mutant ninja kind?
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Regular or mutant ninja kind?
Regular.
GS 281
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He would be dead.
Then he would go to Rocky for help.
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Turtles IRL are known to defecate and not accomplish much.
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Was ist, wenn Chris war Deutsch?
Enjoy every sandwich
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What if instead of Bob,barb died in 2011?
Also what if barb died early in Chris life?
Transgoth transteen transwoman
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What if instead of Bob,barb died in 2011?
Also what if barb died early in Chris life?
Bob was a crappy parent. Barb is positively toxic.
Bob was also a tired old man (not an insult, just the reality of the situation) so the money Bob didn't lose to Barb could have been spent on a nanny for Chris -probably just a local woman with empty nest syndrome.
Was ist, wenn Chris war Deutsch?
SCHWEINISCHER BESCHISSCHEN SLIP
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What if Chris and Barb secretly killed Bob?