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That's what gets me. Most of the "working class Socialists" are either YouTubers/Podcasters like Shoe, Jim Sterling, Contra, Chapo's Trap House, etc. who have careers that would be phased out under Socialism or just turned into government propaganda, or part time baristas who are still supported by their parents.

People with real jobs think socialism is retarded.

What gets me about a lot of the extremely online socialists is that I agree with aspects of socialism (wanting a safety net, better wages et cetera), but these guys are so fucking stupid and obnoxious they make it impossible for me to agree with them. They can't even be properly anti-war mongers and instead support hawkish cunts like Sanders and Biden.
 
Reading about communist and fascist idiots online makes me kiss the ground for living in a liberal democracy.

It reminds me of the beginning of Trevor Noah's career. He said in an interview "My writers told me I need to appear more angry, and I said 'why? What is there to be angry about? You people are rich, you live in peace and prosperity!'"

It's crazy how people can march in the streets claiming oppression as the cops flee from them, as women actually assault men who don't fight back against them. As if that isn't the product of the safest environment mankind has ever known.
 
Who would have thought that Preg being gone would not improve things for Shuwu. When your only skill is appealing to desperate lonely jailbait chasers and physically you cant pull that off anymore... and you wasted your prime find a mate years with a thing like Preg... only question is will Shuwu go out in a blaze of autism or fade away over the next few years as time continues to defeat her face and body.
 
It reminds me of the beginning of Trevor Noah's career. He said in an interview "My writers told me I need to appear more angry, and I said 'why? What is there to be angry about? You people are rich, you live in peace and prosperity!'"

It's crazy how people can march in the streets claiming oppression as the cops flee from them, as women actually assault men who don't fight back against them. As if that isn't the product of the safest environment mankind has ever known.
It’s insanity. It is literally the safest time in history for the majority of people in the world. They whine about health care, but (in the US at least)a hospital cannot refuse you care in an emergency. They whine about pronouns, yet they actually mean nothing but how a person perceived you. It’s not real harm. To me personally the cream of the crop has to be bitching that poor people are too fat. Let that sink in. Could you imagine trying to explain to someone from 100+ years ago that a serious problem for your nation is that the poor are too fat? They’d think you were insane.
 
Could you imagine trying to explain to someone from 100+ years ago that a serious problem for your nation is that the poor are too fat? They’d think you were insane.

Communist be like: "The poor have too much food to eat and it's making them fat. Damn capitalism!"
 
Communist be like: "The poor have too much food to eat and it's making them fat. Damn capitalism!"
I picture Vaush’s fat walrus ass talking to a Soviet man who just sold his eldest daughter into prostitution in order to feed the rest of the family. Saying “y’all have it so good with the government taking care of everything.” Or some thot like shoe telling said daughter that there’s nothing wrong with prostituting yourself, she makes $10k a month after all on onlyfans.
 
We all know that Shoe's tweets read now like this:

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i mean, the worse that she can imagine has happened: she's been exposed as an idiot.

Because she is a fucking idiot, saying "let's apply socialism"/"let's be like X country" is a basic bitch level of understanding socio-economics, for god's sake. It's like those people saying we all should be more like Iceland or New Zealand when fighting covid... well, excuse me while I'm going to my border to saw the outline and turning us into an isolated island floating across the Pacific...

There is a reason why people like vaush or shoe are socialists. Because they're simpletons. Is any surprise that the girl who can't have one single original idea of her own is preaching an ideology that requires no more than copy a set of simplistic rules? No. It's not a coincidence either. This is the top of their thinking capacities, they're unable to follow something that requires an specific understanding for their own country and society, something that can work more accordingly to their own people... because, let's not forget, they also deny that specific countries have specific societies with specific ideas and specific views... we all are exactly the same and we should all be exactly the same.

Shoe, you deserve it for being stupid, although we should not make fun of you but pity you because you're like a toddler trying to learn to tie their shoes. You aren't just smart enough.
 
I picture Vaush’s fat walrus ass talking to a Soviet man who just sold his eldest daughter into prostitution in order to feed the rest of the family. Saying “y’all have it so good with the government taking care of everything.” Or some thot like shoe telling said daughter that there’s nothing wrong with prostituting yourself, she makes $10k a month after all on onlyfans.
The hallmark of communism is telling you horrific circumstances are admirable living.... While also telling you that virtuous hard work and honest living is evil, and a disgusting display of power.

They tear down beauty, and uphold ugliness. They detest order and revel in chaos. They want everyone to be weak, and they demonize the strong.

It is the literal philosophy of HOES MAD, communists are losers.

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We all know that Shoe's tweets read now like this:

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i mean, the worse that she can imagine has happened: she's been exposed as an idiot.

Because she is a fucking idiot, saying "let's apply socialism"/"let's be like X country" is a basic bitch level of understanding socio-economics, for god's sake. It's like those people saying we all should be more like Iceland or New Zealand when fighting covid... well, excuse me while I'm going to my border to saw the outline and turning us into an isolated island floating across the Pacific...

There is a reason why people like vaush or shoe are socialists. Because they're simpletons. Is any surprise that the girl who can't have one single original idea of her own is preaching an ideology that requires no more than copy a set of simplistic rules? No. It's not a coincidence either. This is the top of their thinking capacities, they're unable to follow something that requires an specific understanding for their own country and society, something that can work more accordingly to their own people... because, let's not forget, they also deny that specific countries have specific societies with specific ideas and specific views... we all are exactly the same and we should all be exactly the same.

Shoe, you deserve it for being stupid, although we should not make fun of you but pity you because you're like a toddler trying to learn to tie their shoes. You aren't just smart enough.
We could implement a welfare state in the US, it would just require zero tolerance policy towards immigration and purging the groups who are a drain on the community
 
It's the philosophy of the betas of the species.

And I don't mean in an ironic way, I mean the ones who are lower in any hierarchy are often the ones asking for it.
I agree. If we could magically go back to a world before technology, with tribal survivalism, hunting, and roaming the plains, literally all of these people would die out. All of them. They can't survive. They're retarded, disabled, fat, mentally ill, useless, and all of them would not survive in nature. They literally only exist because society lets them, and then they bitch about everyone else who is actually productive and keeping them alive with a functional culture.

On that note: Imagine shoe if you take her computer away. She has nothing. Her paypigs, gone, Twitter gone. She has no skills in this society, and certainly no chance at surviving in a primal world, except for maybe latching on to an alpha male... and being as mentally ill as she is, I doubt she could pull it off with her meds, her baldness (man-made hair, of course) and everything else that has been provided by capitalism.
 
Shoe though? What useful skills does she have? None. She’d end up, gulaged or trying to prostitute herself to marry some government official.

What government official is going to want June?
Even officer Dewey wifed Courteney Cox.
She is 101% up for prostitution. Hopefully the red future has a thing for bald bolt-on Guidos.

why do people who do not slave away to make a living expect to be taken seriously about how money should be distributed in a society. like, genuine question.
Looks at politicians.
I can't imagine why.
 
On that note: Imagine shoe if you take her computer away. She has nothing. Her paypigs, gone, Twitter gone. She has no skills in this society, and certainly no chance at surviving in a primal world, except for maybe latching on to an alpha male... and being as mentally ill as she is, I doubt she could pull it off with her meds, her baldness (man-made hair, of course) and everything else that has been provided by capitalism.
90% of the cows here suffer from the same shit.

The Internet has caused more bad than good for some people.
 
If she didnt have the internet she would have the skill every thot does, going to the bar and getting herself fucked out by 25 and finally marrying the guy who got her pregnant. Not the first one, the fourth or fifth one when the cumulative guilt of multiple abortions finally got to her. She managed to extend her fucked out date to 30 by getting fucked out by the internet and watching Preg fuck other girls instead of getting fucked out by random men in their 40s she met at Rick's Saloon
 
I didn't even think of that.

Imagine hating capitalism when you can literally buy fake hair after you ripped it out of your own head like a lunatic.
She doesn't hate capitalism. None of these fuckers actually does. They say so, but they really don't.

They hate that some people have a lot while some others can't and instead of saying "we need to make that poor people own things", they want to punish those who have money.
 
We could implement a welfare state in the US, it would just require zero tolerance policy towards immigration and purging the groups who are a drain on the community
You could instantly have a good 90% health care coverage all you have to do is stop caring for the oldest 10%.
That is the problem though isn’t it? With capitalism you can have damn near anything you want, at a cost. Be it, time, effort, money, or dignity. You could argue that you can’t get genuine human affection, but communism can’t give you that either.
She doesn't hate capitalism. None of these fuckers actually does. They say so, but they really don't.

They hate that some people have a lot while some others can't and instead of saying "we need to make that poor people own things", they want to punish those who have money.
I’ll take it a step further, I don’t think they actually even care that some have less than others. I think they want to be perceived to care. Gotta get all dem dopamine hits. Their addicts who’s drug of choice is approval. It’s why you see so many betas and bdsm in the left. They wanna rebel against father/authority, but at the same time want the “did I do good daddy” approval.
 
I didn't even think of that.

Imagine hating capitalism when you can literally buy fake hair after you ripped it out of your own head like a lunatic.
Fake hair, fake tits, fake eyelashes, fake make up, knock-off brand cheap clothes, everything courtesy of capitalism. While she posts on platforms created by capitalism, and has the easiest job ever (shitposting while female) because capitalism.

I got another "thonk" for you: Remember when shoe did this as a parody of SJW socialists?

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Now this is her today. I know she's joking a bit with this, but as we have discovered she is in fact u n i r o n i c a l l y M A R X I S T


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OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN :c
 
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I agree. If we could magically go back to a world before technology, with tribal survivalism, hunting, and roaming the plains, literally all of these people would die out. All of them. They can't survive. They're retarded, disabled, fat, mentally ill, useless, and all of them would not survive in nature. They literally only exist because society lets them, and then they bitch about everyone else who is actually productive and keeping them alive with a functional culture.

On that note: Imagine shoe if you take her computer away. She has nothing. Her paypigs, gone, Twitter gone. She has no skills in this society, and certainly no chance at surviving in a primal world, except for maybe latching on to an alpha male... and being as mentally ill as she is, I doubt she could pull it off with her meds, her baldness (man-made hair, of course) and everything else that has been provided by capitalism.

Comrade 1: How is June like a worker co-op?
Comrade 2: I don't know.
Comrade 1: She is collectively owned.
 
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