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All hail the mask gods.

My nurse friend has started saying that his wife and I have to wear masks in the car when we drive places together (we do a lot of hour-long drives around LA). I said I officially disagreed with him, and the masks were pointless in an enclosed car airspace, but he's spooked and won't listen, and his wife won't argue with him.

We've done it twice now and it really sucks. I'm about maxed out with all of this.
 
Remember SARS-1. MERS? Swine flu? All nasty diseases and I recall the 2009 outbreak of swine flu being particularly nasty, knocking off pregnant women in particular. The government here got quite exercised over it, but there was never any indication society should be shut down to 'save lives'. What changed? Why the insanity over COVID-19 and not the others, equally nasty corona viruses?
Because the government is run by out-of-shape boomers, and this virus is knocking off out-of-shape boomers.

From an objective biological perspective, a single pregnant female is worth exponentially more to the population than post-reproductive age individuals.
If there was an ounce of logic to this world we would have at least had similar freak-outs for Swine Flu.
 
The hypocrisy of this all is making me ill. I am starting to enjoy my dreams more than reality because corona never happened in my dream world.

Everyone of my friends that is up on this draconian tip is also doing one or more of the following - smoking a pack a day, using hard drugs, overeating, fucking randos from dating apps, need I go on at how fucking absurd this has all become.....
 
Heeey, bandits (or in this case should I say "sane people in these trying times"). Im back from my mini vacation from the farms for the sake of my mental health.

It was a complete failure if any of you are curious, I strangled 5 people already but thats okay, they were wearing a mask so at least they get to go out knowing they were good little boys and girls before everything went dark....

ANYWAY, jokes aside, the last few weeks were a fucking nightmare to me. This whole year has been the definition of "I gave the average joe too much credit". Everywhere I look,masks, masks, masks. On one side, I legit want to strangle them for it, on the other, I wonder how many are doing this because the goverment is forcing them through fines. For real, any cop that stops someone minding their own business to wear a mask has TOO much free time...oh and FYI, they only seem to be doing this in safe neighborhoods, I dont see any of these cowards heading towards dangerous ones and daring to go to any clearly-hiding-a-pistol guy and try to fine him in good faith they wont get a bullet in the gut in return. Like usual, its the law abiding citizens that get the end of the shaft.

I have a restaurant in front of a hospital, we usually made honest bank from it, hard work and all (that is until some illegal aliens and sellers began to wander around and the guy responsible for the campus we are is a leftist idiot with more soy in his blood than red cells) but we have never been in a worse situation than we are now. The hospital, that usually was packed with people, is now mostly empty. They have built one of them campaign hospitals and unless covid caused invisibility, the only people there were soldiers playing on their phones. People are terrified of hospitals now and not going (and the media still pretends we are reaching apocalyptic numbers of infected and dead). I think we will survive but each month this shit keeps getting harder to stand...

This year made me lose any and all respect I had for doctors. I usually thought doctors were good with a few rotten apples in between, this year flipped this on its head...now there only a few good ones while most of them are rotten and painfully corrupt. They are aiding in the inflation of numbers by promising to pay funeral expenses to people who just lost relatives from diseases unrelated to Covid (all they had to do was sign a contract). I think those that sign are horrible but the doctors that offer it deserve hell's trident shoved up their asses. They are merely tools for big pharma and the goverment to unnaturally stretch this fucking "pandemic" for as long as they can.

Im seriously fearing for Christmas this year...
 
Heeey, bandits (or in this case should I say "sane people in these trying times"). Im back from my mini vacation from the farms for the sake of my mental health.

It was a complete failure if any of you are curious, I strangled 5 people already but thats okay, they were wearing a mask so at least they get to go out knowing they were good little boys and girls before everything went dark....

ANYWAY, jokes aside, the last few weeks were a fucking nightmare to me. This whole year has been the definition of "I gave the average joe too much credit". Everywhere I look,masks, masks, masks. On one side, I legit want to strangle them for it, on the other, I wonder how many are doing this because the goverment is forcing them through fines. For real, any cop that stops someone minding their own business to wear a mask has TOO much free time...oh and FYI, they only seem to be doing this in safe neighborhoods, I dont see any of these cowards heading towards dangerous ones and daring to go to any clearly-hiding-a-pistol guy and try to fine him in good faith they wont get a bullet in the gut in return. Like usual, its the law abiding citizens that get the end of the shaft.

I have a restaurant in front of a hospital, we usually made honest bank from it, hard work and all (that is until some illegal aliens and sellers began to wander around and the guy responsible for the campus we are is a leftist idiot with more soy in his blood than red cells) but we have never been in a worse situation than we are now. The hospital, that usually was packed with people, is now mostly empty. They have built one of them campaign hospitals and unless covid caused invisibility, the only people there were soldiers playing on their phones. People are terrified of hospitals now and not going (and the media still pretends we are reaching apocalyptic numbers of infected and dead). I think we will survive but each month this shit keeps getting harder to stand...

This year made me lose any and all respect I had for doctors. I usually thought doctors were good with a few rotten apples in between, this year flipped this on its head...now there only a few good ones while most of them are rotten and painfully corrupt. They are aiding in the inflation of numbers by promising to pay funeral expenses to people who just lost relatives from diseases unrelated to Covid (all they had to do was sign a contract). I think those that sign are horrible but the doctors that offer it deserve hell's trident shoved up their asses. They are merely tools for big pharma and the goverment to unnaturally stretch this fucking "pandemic" for as long as they can.

Im seriously fearing for Christmas this year...

Uncanny, I read that entire thing in Handsome jack's voice and it seems completely natural.
 
silly caution tape over them
The local haircut place re-opened, but they caution-taped off every seat in the small waiting area save 3. Another restaurant taped off every other table. Outdoors. Also the local 7-Eleven has this advert: "Get close to a slurpee, not other customers".

Meanwhile at Target, this reminder is said over the intercom every so often that "our first priority is the health and safety of you, your families, and our team members... blah blah face mask is required blah blah 6 feet... [repetir en español]".

The moment you enter the school building, you have to sign some sort of sheet with your temperature and shit
To combat the spread of COVID-19, the local apartment complex shut down one of the 2 pools (so everyone crowds in one), permanently locked one of the gates (so everyone has to touch the same gate), requires face masks when not swimming (why?), and you have to sign in to use the pool (with a time and occupancy limit). Almost no one follows those guidelines though.

And of course, everyone wears masks around here. Even before they were mandatory. Peak 2020 are the ones with logos or advertising.

This is a deranged cult-like dystopian circus.
 
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In lighter news, since we're supposed to "trust the science", the CDC no longer recommends asymptomatic testing, even if you've been recently exposed.
 
Plus keeping people from earning a living.
And prosecuting them for wanting to earn a living. When this year ends, just imagine the insane lawsuits these state governors are gonna face. I maybe an introvert, but goddammit i like fresh air to and since i used to work at an airport back in 2017, i hate to imagine what i would have to put up with.
 
So in lighter news spirit Halloween stores are open...but only with a maximum capacity of 84 and you need a mask like always and not one of their masks unless they actyare selling face masks.


Plot twist coronavirus was created by the makers of anime/pop culture face masks because no one outside Japan was autistic enough to wear them everywhere even when nobody was sick
 
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Oh my God, journalists are the stupidest people on the fucking planet.

1. You wanted these. You bitched up an absolute storm that we didn't have enough of these, and now that we've gotten so many of them that we can start puting them in a reserve you're still bitching.

2. What part of "strategic reserve" is difficult for you to understand? What part of this is complicated? I have an entire pantry full of canned goods, but is it going to waste because I'm not going all Amberlynn on it and devouring everything down to the screws in the doorknobs? You put things in reserve so that in the event that you need large amounts of something in the future--which is what caused your original bitch-fest-- you have large amounts of these things on-hand.

Holy fucking shit.
 
And prosecuting them for wanting to earn a living. When this year ends, just imagine the insane lawsuits these state governors are gonna face. I maybe an introvert, but goddammit i like fresh air to and since i used to work at an airport back in 2017, i hate to imagine what i would have to put up with.

Sorry to drop the red pill but most of these lawsuits are either going to get dropped by the judges or be lost in the long biased bureocratic machine that is the courts. And even if they arent, they will lose because the governors were OBVIOUSLY justified in whatever methods they took (be them legal, moral and otherwise) for the sake of safety™. The harsh truth is that they have control of the senate and the courts they are too dangerous to be kept alive, so they know they are going to get away with it in the long run. What businesses can do now is try to hold on whatever means necessary until this insanity hopefully ends (probably with the end of the election).

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Oh my God, journalists are the stupidest people on the fucking planet.

1. You wanted these. You bitched up an absolute storm that we didn't have enough of these, and now that we've gotten so many of them that we can start puting them in a reserve you're still bitching.

2. What part of "strategic reserve" is difficult for you to understand? What part of this is complicated? I have an entire pantry full of canned goods, but is it going to waste because I'm not going all Amberlynn on it and devouring everything down to the screws in the doorknobs? You put things in reserve so that in the event that you need large amounts of something in the future--which is what caused your original bitch-fest-- you have large amounts of these things on-hand.

Holy fucking shit.

What? You actually thought journalists would grow satisfied with their demands and sing praises and ask Trump to father their children?

No...

These people are hollow, eternally so, they are never satisfied and thats why you dont bend the knee. Its always damned if you do, damned if you dont, at least when you dont you get to keep your dignity.

They are all for subversion, they made you THINK that they would be satisfied but AH! Subversion! We are not!
Fucking marxists, all of them.

"We have no food! Urgh, nvm now we have too much food!"
 
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I can't take much more of this.

Relax. Just take things one day at a time. 👍 I haven't taken any of this ChiCom Flu stuff seriously in quite some time. Government and the media have no credibility. That departed when "protesters" were encouraged to "protest" sans masks/distancing, but people who only wanted to go to church and worship were then and are now persecuted.
 
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Oh my God, journalists are the stupidest people on the fucking planet.

1. You wanted these. You bitched up an absolute storm that we didn't have enough of these, and now that we've gotten so many of them that we can start puting them in a reserve you're still bitching.

2. What part of "strategic reserve" is difficult for you to understand? What part of this is complicated? I have an entire pantry full of canned goods, but is it going to waste because I'm not going all Amberlynn on it and devouring everything down to the screws in the doorknobs? You put things in reserve so that in the event that you need large amounts of something in the future--which is what caused your original bitch-fest-- you have large amounts of these things on-hand.

Holy fucking shit.
All those ventilators are gathering dust? Why, it's almost like the whole ordeal was overblown from the very start.

Maybe, just maybe, we should be pushing forward with reopenings and stop trying to extend this for years.
 
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Relax. Just take things one day at a time. 👍 I haven't taken any of this ChiCom Flu stuff seriously in quite some time. Government and the media have no credibility. That departed when "protesters" were encouraged to "protest" sans masks/distancing, but people who only wanted to go to church and worship were then and are now persecuted.
The shutdown keeps getting extended over and over. I feel trapped, the border is closed so I can't drive back to the lower 48 to visit family, and for flying they are no longer allowing mask medical exemptions with no end in site. Can't meet people during a shutdown. I feel like a prisoner, only at least they know when their release date is.
 
Sorry to drop the red pill but most of these lawsuits are either going to get dropped by the judges or be lost in the long biased bureocratic machine that is the courts. And even if they arent, they will lose because the governors were OBVIOUSLY justified in whatever methods they took (be them legal, moral and otherwise) for the sake of safety™. The harsh truth is that they have control of the senate and the courts they are too dangerous to be kept alive, so they know they are going to get away with it in the long run. What businesses can do now is try to hold on whatever means necessary until this insanity hopefully ends (probably with the end of the election).



What? You actually thought journalists would grow satisfied with their demands and sing praises and ask Trump to father their children?

No...

These people are hollow, eternally so, they are never satisfied and thats why you dont bend the knee. Its always damned if you do, damned if you dont, at least when you dont you get to keep your dignity.

They are all for subversion, they made you THINK that they would be satisfied but AH! Subversion! We are not!
Fucking marxists, all of them.

"We have no food! Urgh, nvm now we have too much food!"
I would be pissed, but at the same time...you're right. Still it's gonna make people not trust the government even more and they'd better not be surprised if people get defiant if something like this happens again in the future.

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