🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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All of these spergs; Ethan "Rad Roberts" Ralph, Dax "Juju the Cow" Herrera, Andy "Darkie Fister" Warski, etc. have participated in fewer IRL internet fights than this guy:

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MeltyTW said:
He did, Gunt wanted Baked vs Andy but had to find excuses when Baked challenged Ralph instead. Also i cant remember it clearly but i think he offered at one point either thinking Baked wouldnt accept or as part of a past drunken rant Baked brought up.
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If my fucking memory serves, and I smoke weed so take this with a grain of salt. It was that Ethan was willing to fight baked but he wanted like 2 or 3 months to train or something because Baked was good to go in a short time. Or baked wanted time to train against Cokeski and Cokeski was like "nah I wanna fight now tho"(Spoiler alert, he never actually fought anyone in the ring in his whole career) And so Gunt figured he prolly could.

I do remember baked being a total fucking faggot about "Well if were gonna fight I want this to all be in good fun and spirit, no insulting each other or going after each other." Good job baked, you have NO idea what "promoting a fight" or "kayfabe" are. But yeah I wanna say Gunt backed down cause his stipulations werent met.
 
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Burger Fox said:
If my fucking memory serves, and I smoke weed so take this with a grain of salt. It was that Ethan was willing to fight baked but he wanted like 2 or 3 months to train or something
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oh yeah i remember shitposting about how little time that is for his gunt to be reduced , yeah some old kiwi posts seem to suggest his terms were a few months to "train". im going to go with that timeline because dredging up killstream shit thats even less relevant then when it was released isnt a very appealing prospect
 
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PESTPOOM said:
wasn't it warski's old girl that said gator tried to fuck her? "andy doesn't have to know" or some such?

i'd be willing to bet on that.
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Pinecone girl said that Gator tried to fuck her in knoxville and she immediatly said no and left. Someone posted a tweet from her confirming that last week, but I cant be bothered to sift through the past hundred pages to retrieve it.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Pinecone girl said that Gator tried to fuck her in knoxville and she immediatly said no and left. Someone posted a tweet from her confirming that last week, but I cant be bothered to sift through the past hundred pages to retrieve it.
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She and Ralph also had extended contact, as in she was hanging out with Ralph before Warski got there at her hotel and after he left or something. There was a great deal of evidence that Ralph and Pinecone were hanging out and Ralph claimed otherwise leading to speculation about a possible hookup there too, when he was still with Nora
 
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Anon_Fluoride said:
My money is on there being footage of that same girl fucking gator.
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I can already see it in my head.
Gator wearing nothing but his luchador mask, licking out the Gunt's cum out of her cunt while he furiously wanks himself.
His other hand hovers over his sound board ready to play the "OH MY GOD" Jojo clip the moment he cums.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Pinecone girl said that Gator tried to fuck her in knoxville and she immediatly said no and left. Someone posted a tweet from her confirming that last week, but I cant be bothered to sift through the past hundred pages to retrieve it.
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The pinecone slampig didn't understand what a catch Shannon is - he had a HOT, blonde Puerto Rican girlfriend ya know?
 
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garakfan69 said:
I can already see it in my head.
Gator wearing nothing but his luchador mask, licking out the Gunt's cum out of her cunt while he furiously wanks himself.
His other hand hovers over his sound board ready to play the "OH MY GOD" Jojo clip the moment he cums.
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Are you sure he wouldn't use some Stein's Gate clip while imagining Fai's the retarded girl from the show?
 
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PESTPOOM said:
you know the taste of blood you get from a bloody nose? make that a smell, add general body odor, and I think you get the idea.
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Sometime during the '00s, I went to a bar with a big fat woman I was good friends with. Countless ill-advised shots later, we bailed to her pal's place and were fucking all over the place, just shlorpy, shameful, messy rutting that made the Gunt Tape look like a Vivid Video production. After we ceased our abominations, I drove home.

When I got out of the car, I saw my face in the rearview mirror once the dome light came on and screamed. Basically, I looked like the guy in my profile pic...like I'd stepped out of a car wreck that only I had survived (and I felt like it too, the next morning, having fucked a woman 50 lbs heavier than myself). Blood all over my face. I didn't taste it while I was down there due to the booze and cigarettes having ruined my sense of taste and smell.

So yeah, take blood, mix in underballs/sweaty pussy smell, mix it with the smell of a hot old pickup cab. I'm guessing Ralph has full-on gingivitis, if not pyorrhea. I don't imagine him meticulously brushing and flossing after those trash burgers and whiskey binges. That's likely what Faith's referring to.
 
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Jiz Oleman said:
Sometime during the '00s, I went to a bar with a big fat woman I was good friends with. Countless ill-advised shots later, we bailed to her pal's place and were fucking all over the place, just shlorpy, shameful, messy rutting that made the Gunt Tape look like a Vivid Video production. After we ceased our abominations, I drove home.

When I got out of the car, I saw my face in the rearview mirror once the dome light came on and screamed. Basically, I looked like the guy in my profile pic...like I'd stepped out of a car wreck that only I had survived (and I felt like it too, the next morning, having fucked a woman 50 lbs heavier than myself). Blood all over my face. I didn't tasted it while I was down there due to the booze and cigarettes having ruined my sense of taste and smell.

So yeah, take blood, mix in underballs/sweaty pussy smell, mix it with the smell of a hot old pickup cab. I'm guessing Ralph has full-on gingivitis, if not pyorrhea. I don't imagine him meticulously brushing and flossing after those trash burgers and whiskey binges. That's likely what Faith's referring to.
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lol well i WAS eating some chicken parmesan
 
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Jiz Oleman said:
And that's fine but keep in mind that the Gunt will likely top it and document it in order to pwn you dirty damn KF incels in the future so get ready.
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We're gonna see him slurping soft-serve from his meth-sow's turdcutter. That would be the only way to top Jiz's story, @theralph !
 
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