Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Great Dane]

https://twitter.com/acem58/status/1298007325056401408

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[Pinball 2000]

I've said this before, but Lou is the perfect example of the old "Boy who Cried Wolf" story and this is probably the closest he'll come to realize it. He lies so much that even if something genuinely bad did happen to him recently, nobody would believe because his track record is god-awful.

Has Lou still not realized showing a picture of your Paypal balance does nothing to convince people? I have a Paypal account too and my balance is always at $0 because I use my linked credit card to make purchases.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Has Lou still not realized showing a picture of your Paypal balance does nothing to convince people? I have a Paypal account too and my balance is always at $0 because I use my linked credit card to make purchases.

To add to that, we've gone from having $50 last night to $2 this morning to spending $102 by this late afternoon?

 

[Great Dane]

acem58 claims FurAffinity is now a pro-Nazi site and demands Dragoneer and the mods to resign.

https://twitter.com/acem58/status/1298010384436166657

http://archive.md/jtm6r

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

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I think the only piece of advice that you have actually taken from this thread, Lou, is the not constantly showing 0 in PayPal. That just proves how shitty of a person you are. There's so much genuinely good advice and you took the "I'm gonna make my grifting slightly more believable" route because you just want to sit around and mooch until you die. You say that you don't sit there and laugh when clueless people donate you money but I don't even believe that at this point. And what happened to taking the bus, lardo? Did you vomit twice walking to the bus stop?

 

[kevin]

acem58 claims FurAffinity is now a pro-Nazi site and demands Dragoneer and the mods to resign.

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??? how in hell does he get pro-nazi from "We do not permit swastikas on the site?"

 

[The Dude]

Allllrighty all, time for your daily Lou.

He's really huffing the euphoria hard today. Going on Christianity rants left and right, in most cases in conversations that had nothing to do with Christianity or religion; this isn't even all of them, but past a certain point all his religion sperging is basically the same.
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I'd really like to know what 'dunks and callouts' he's talking about here, because I don't really ever see his stuff getting likes. I legit think he's confusing him getting into back-and-forths with single people (where he usually just ends up making himself look like an idiot) as snappy clapbacks.

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He's now 3/4 Jewish yinz guis.

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The latest iteration of the ebeg, still featuring cat content, immediately followed by more autistic 'if you give a lou a laptop'...
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And finally, Lou is annoying and can't understand why.
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For someone who is super proud of being an Atheist, Louie sure does like to hump the corpses of his fake Jewish family. It's almost like it's all bullshit that he's making up for oppression brownie points. Either way, he sure is a bigot.

And is that "table" actually a nightstand or some other small chest of drawers? Kinda hard to tell on a cell phone and at that angle, but it looks like a nightstand and not a table. And of COURSE being able to fit a plate of food on it with all his consumer electronics would be important to him.

Why the hell does anybody need a Bluetooth keyboard when they're already plopped in front of the desk? I wasn't even aware Bluetooth keyboards existed, yes Louis acts like he'll die without it by ranking it before food, even.

And it's hilarious he still thinks these needless purchases are "gifts" when he doesn't even name who gave it to him.

I don't know who Louie thinks he's fooling with these obvious lies about receiving gifts all the damn time. Everyone can tell he is just buying this shit himself and claiming it was a gift. He isn't fooling a soul. Maybe things like this are why people are ignoring his e-begging? You think that might be why?

Would we expect any less than borderline schizo levels of clout paranoia from our favorite fat fuck?

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Love it! Epic burn there! Someone get Lard-o some aloe ointment!

OMG Denise, calm down. No one wants their dick near you.

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It's hilarious how much Lou and his mom despise each other but are two peas in a pod.

Anyway, I think that Jimbo Browntown is a troll going after Mrs. Gagliardi. Hope she didn't really block him.

Well, I think the mystery of where Louie gets his "bitchy Karen" attitude has been solved. We did it, lads!

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I just keep finding sparkling gems tonight, Lou you fucking lad
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First Burger Cat takes a dirt nap, and now his mother has coraked. Poor Louie. How can one man deal with all these struggles and emotional hardships in just one week?

Still riding the pity train hard today:
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He STILL thinks posting screenshots of his GriftPal somehow proves he's poor. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's got a decent amount socked away in his savings account. Like $500 or more. I mean, he was able to buy a brand new Xbox One X AND a brand new all-in-one PC with no effort, all in the span of about 6 weeks. You'd think that someone trying to prove how poor and needy they are would try to be more convincing. Then again, nothing Louie Lard-ass says is convincing.

 

[Great Dane]

??? how in hell does he get pro-nazi from "We do not permit swastikas on the site?"

That screencap was probably taken from this Twitter thread

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/mithaldu/status/1297880299259465728

http://archive.md/owqTb

 

[JaneThough]

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Lou, I'll give you a head shot for free. Just need to get a gun first.

 

[kevin]

I think the only piece of advice that you have actually taken from this thread, Lou, is the not constantly showing 0 in PayPal. That just proves how shitty of a person you are. There's so much genuinely good advice and you took the "I'm gonna make my grifting slightly more believable" route because you just want to sit around and mooch until you die. You say that you don't sit there and laugh when clueless people donate you money but I don't even believe that at this point. And what happened to taking the bus, lardo? Did you vomit twice walking to the bus stop?

I am pretty sure Lou isn't going to walmart everyday like he claims he is, but is instead wasting all his money on dvds, video games, grubhub, furry porn, or other useless garbage that he doesn't blab about or don't show up on Kiwi radar. so maybe he learned TWO things from this thread, don't share your paypal balance and don't squeal about every frivolous purchase you make.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Lou allow me to PL a little and tell you that I have enough money in my personal accounts to make one of your ancom buddies want to guillotine me if they didn’t know I worked myself to the bone to get to where I am. My Paypal balance sits at $0, and has for years.

Having a $0 PayPal balance means NOTHING. Show us your BANK ACCOUNT balance and transaction history Lou. That’s the only way to actually give any sort of genuine insight to your financial status, just showing a PayPal is useless, and most people know this, which is why nobody donates to you.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

I'd settle for seeing that $102 walmart receipt. I'm sure it's got quite the story to tell on its own

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

My own interpretation on the Lou Cycle, slapped together from a random powerpoint template.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

My own interpretation on the Lou Cycle, slapped together from a random powerpoint template.

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This should be in the OP

 

[The Dude]

Louie is so transparent and blatant with his lies and bullshit that I'm almost tempted to believe that he does this on purpose. It's like he WANTS people to catch on to his bullshit and stop giving him money. I mean, I know it's because he's too stupid and inept to be convincing, but I almost want him to be doing it on purpose because I DON'T want to believe another member of the human race is this mentally defective. Kind of like Louie being anti-gun AND wanting to abolish the police. Like, OK the police are all gone, but crime is still going to happen and all you've done is made yourself an easy target. Pretty stupid position to put yourself in.

??? how in hell does he get pro-nazi from "We do not permit swastikas on the site?"

Anyone who isn't lockstep with Louie's political views is a Nazi to him, including other Pinko retards. Again, he's really, REALLY stupid. And reactionary.

Lou, I'll give you a head shot for free. Just need to get a gun first.

I might be able to lend you one...in Minecraft.

My own interpretation on the Lou Cycle, slapped together from a random powerpoint template.

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It's damn near perfect, except you forgot the "Pretty please" after the "Please" during the Income Phase. Other than that, spot on.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Is Lou adopted? Or does he live with a family member and step-family member? The fact they have his nephew around makes me think at least one of his parents is biological, but I also remember him saying some now estranged family member was the person who raped him or something?

This timeline is too muddled for me to follow

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Is Lou adopted? Or does he live with a family member and step-family member? The fact they have his nephew around makes me think at least one of his parents is biological, but I also remember him saying some now estranged family member was the person who raped him or something?

This timeline is too muddled for me to follow

He lives with his biological mother and his step father. He claims his biological father raped him because he came out as trans in the early 2000’s and has suffered transphobic abuse every since despite the fact that he’s presented male his entire life and even said he’s “new to this whole being trans thing” as early as last year, as well as him claiming his father raped him with the exact dates not matching up ever, and the reasoning behind it was always “because I came out as trans” which would mean he “came out” at least 3 times and was raped every single time.

doubtful.

His biological father is supposedly dead, and now he’s just lying out his ass claiming his mom is dead despite being alive and well posting to Facebook even as he claimed she was dead.

Lou is just a liar.

 

[kevin]

Is Lou adopted? Or does he live with a family member and step-family member? The fact they have his nephew around makes me think at least one of his parents is biological, but I also remember him saying some now estranged family member was the person who raped him or something?

This timeline is too muddled for me to follow

Lou is constantly trying to reboot his own life story the way his comic book idols get rebooted every time the writers decide they fucked up somehow and want a fresh start.

 

[Miss Misery]

Unfortunately, you can't retcon your own life story when you spend all of your time spilling your spaghetti on social media.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Unfortunately, you can't retcon your own life story when you spend all of your time spilling your spaghetti on social media.

The New Zealand Department of Agriculture never forgets what is canon.