Manosphere hood MONEY - Sluthate shitposter

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@autisticblumpkin What do you want to know? How to do discounted cash flow analysis? Take your NOPAT, making proper noncash adjusments to it, subtract your capital expenditures, +/- your changes in working capital to get free cash flows to equity. Calculate your horizon value using the perpetuity equation. Discount all your free cash flows back to present using an acceptable WACC that you obtained through the capital asset pricing model and your cost of debt. Once you have your equity value, divide it by shares outstanding to get the price you should be paying per share, you'll know if it's undervalued or overvalued.
 
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@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. You're trying to doxx me by having me say which Big 4 and what branch I'm going to LMAO. Idk what to say about the rest of your autistic rambling.

@sikotik Your coping called, its at full force and ready for you to fully engage: http://www.aol.com/article/2015/01/...-gorgeous-gals-on-tropical-vacation/21124986/

"In early December the Internet went wild when he was spotted leaving a club with 20 ladies in Miami at the beginning of his extended vacay. Around the same time, news broke that DiCaprio split with his model girlfriend Toni Garrn. "

And that's on top of his already fully slayer life. Just fucking LOLCOW at you buddy boyo.
 
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hood MONEY said:
@autisticblumpkin What do you want to know? How to do discounted cash flow analysis? Take your NOPAT, making proper noncash adjusments to it, subtract your capital expenditures, +/- your changes in working capital to get free cash flows to equity. Calculate your horizon value using the perpetuity equation. Discount all your free cash flows back to present using an acceptable WACC that you obtained through the capital asset pricing model and your cost of debt. Once you have your equity value, divide it by shares outstanding to get the price you should be paying per share, you'll know if it's undervalued or overvalued.
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All of which you could have learned with a 12-second google search. Post the degrees, or fuck off.

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@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. You're trying to doxx me by having me say which Big 4 and what branch I'm going to LMAO. Idk what to say about the rest of your autistic rambling.
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Not really. The Big 4 are, unsurprisingly, rather large companies, and their branches are pretty big too. It'd be pretty hard to nail you down in such a large group, no? You've made a series of claims that sound extremely implausible, to the point I'd normally just discount it. However, I'm a generous guy, and I'm willing to offer the benefit of the doubt, so I asked a few qualifying questions to test the validity of your claims.
So far, I'm not impressed.
 
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A news article from AOL. LOL! I don't give a fuck what celebrities are up to. It has no bearing on my life whatsoever.
I'd rather be a coping poor nobody than have cameras on me 24/7 telling the world what I had for breakfast and with whom.
 
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@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Your coping is astounding LMAO. How fucking badly does it bother you that I got a 5 year masters? It really wouldn't be hard to nail me down considering I've said I'm "going big 4 audit." So if you spoke to your cousin about anything besides what a hot shot you are on this forum, you'd realize that it's actually a fairly small number of people starting at each branch each year, especially depending on the branch. Also call up your sister and ask her if discounted cash flow analysis is something that you can learn in 12 seconds on the internet. Ask me accounting questions, I'm studying for AUD right now so quiz me on transaction cycle testing, tests of internal controls, GAAS standards, etc, that would be great.
 
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hood MONEY said:
@autisticblumpkin What do you want to know? How to do discounted cash flow analysis? Take your NOPAT, making proper noncash adjusments to it, subtract your capital expenditures, +/- your changes in working capital to get free cash flows to equity. Calculate your horizon value using the perpetuity equation. Discount all your free cash flows back to present using an acceptable WACC that you obtained through the capital asset pricing model and your cost of debt. Once you have your equity value, divide it by shares outstanding to get the price you should be paying per share, you'll know if it's undervalued or overvalued.
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I would like you to tell us what an asset is, what a liability is, what equity is, and what the critical path is
 
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hood MONEY said:
@sikotik Your coping called, its at full force and ready for you to fully engage: http://www.aol.com/article/2015/01/...-gorgeous-gals-on-tropical-vacation/21124986/

"In early December the Internet went wild when he was spotted leaving a club with 20 ladies in Miami at the beginning of his extended vacay. Around the same time, news broke that DiCaprio split with his model girlfriend Toni Garrn. "

And that's on top of his already fully slayer life. Just fucking LOLCOW at you buddy boyo.
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This is finally returning to entertaining territory: ideologies that revolve around the notion that wallowing in a giant vat of supermodel vaginas is objectively the greatest thing that any human could possibly achieve.
 
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This is finally returning to entertaining territory: ideologies that revolve around the notion that wallowing in a giant vat of supermodel vaginas is objectively the greatest thing that any human could possibly achieve.
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I like how interpreting this literally still makes it fit 100% into Sluthate ideology. Just from the serial-killer-living-in-his-mom's-basement perspective.
 
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@autisticdragonkin Under the new FASB codification an asset is a present economic resource that an entity is expected to benefit from. Liability is an economic obligation of which the entity is expected to pay. Don't remember the definition of equity off the top of my head but it's Assets - Liabilities and is basically what the investors have put into the company + retained earnings - treasury stock. Never heard of the critical path, explain it to me.

@Ca Ira Tell me what is better than fucking new model pussy endlessly with absolutely no effort while being an internationally known celebrity with millions in the bank.
 
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hood MONEY said:
@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Your coping is astounding LMAO. How fucking badly does it bother you that I got a 5 year masters? It really wouldn't be hard to nail me down considering I've said I'm "going big 4 audit." So if you spoke to your cousin about anything besides what a hot shot you are on this forum, you'd realize that it's actually a fairly small number of people starting at each branch each year, especially depending on the branch. Also call up your sister and ask her if discounted cash flow analysis is something that you can learn in 12 seconds on the internet. Ask me accounting questions, I'm studying for AUD right now so quiz me on transaction cycle testing, tests of internal controls, GAAS standards, etc, that would be great.
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To the contrary, I applaud anyone seeking a higher level of education. It remains to be seen if you have.
Still dodging that bit where you offer a shred of proof for any of this, and still vastly overestimating your value here. Tracking you down would require far more effort than I'm willing to put forth for a bargain-bin Marijan. I'm really not interested in playing 20 questions with you either, as I've already pointed out that you can simply google the answers. As we've reached an impasse, and you're quite clearly unwilling (or more likely, unable) to provide any evidence, let's move deeper into unraveling the reasons you're here. If you are so successful and happy, why are you on Sluthate? Are you in a relationship? Do you find you have a lot of success with the opposite (or same) sex? Above all, what possibly possessed you to come here and try to defend them?
 
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hood MONEY said:
Never heard of the critical path, explain it to me.
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Its actually a term used in manufacturing to refer to the process that takes the longest and hence is important in planning to produce at the fastest rate possible, nothing to do with finance but I was thinking that you might have heard about it from an elective (like I did)

@hood MONEY is finance one of your special interests
 
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@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq I have two FWB's right now, I'll probably never get into a serious relationship again after how disastrous my last one was. Yes I've had a lot of success, but I had a late puberty so I was forced into inceldom while I was younger. I didn't come here to defend them, just like if you posted on sluthate you wouldn't be speaking for all of the autistic users here LMAO. I just came here to fuck with you subhuman autists since you're easy game and self important shit heads.

@DynamiteNinja Of course I'm salty as fuck about being throttled, what sort of fuck boy forum even has a function like that, it's unheard of.

@autisticdragonkin Hm, maybe would have heard about it in my cost accounting class. I didn't take advanced cost because I heard it was a bitch. Or did you hear it in of your econ classes? Seems like it would be related to microeconomics.
 
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