🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Big Bad Wart]

This nigga is off a xanny and no one can fuckin tell me otherwise. He is about to fall asleep in his chair.

Also what is the info that Mr. Vickers will most likely drop today.

 

[Glade Candles]

Someone in PO's chat posited that Ralph might be wearing makeup. Looking at a shot from two days ago and tonight, there's a clear difference:

The thing I'd like to draw most attention to isn't the redness. That's obviously a marked difference, but Ralph might very well have Rosacea, and it's cleared up. However, Rosacea lotion will not cover up bags under your eyes. A concealer or foundation, will. I'm still gonna categorize this as schizo-posting without more evidence, but the skin tone under his eyes has never matched the rest of his face (having a fucked up sleep schedule and two active addictions will definitely contribute). Shit's too even, he looks different.

 

[PhoBingas]

This nigga is off a xannie and no one can fuckin tell me otherwise. He is about to fall asleep.

Just one Xanax? He probably needs 3 or 4 to get to normal, and double that to get fucked up between his girth and the fact he's talked about abusing benzos since like 2012.

 

[Crystal Golem]

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Now he's drinking out of a clear bottle! HE'S NOT DRINKING LIQUOR AT ALL!

Also he looks like he's wearing some kind of matte finish makeup to correct for color and he's got some serious shine control going on. He already buys bare minerals for his rosacea, why not let Faith make him look pretty?

Guuuurl you forgot to contour!

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Hmm... Maybe Fai-fai attacked him with her foundation as revenge for leaking the tape. Will we see the gunt with a dildo stuck to a bike helmet soon? Will she blackmail him into trooning out? Are Fai and Reiko the same person? Has Fai been running discord tranny cults?!

A good color correcting powder in green would balance out all the red, his skin is looking INSANELY clear. And I'm sure he's got some liquor mixed in with that coke, it doesn't look terribly fizzy.

edit: lol tiny sips

 

[Burd Turglar]

Anyone want to start a betting pool for how long before our rotund lil special ed student here passes up moviebob's page count?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Someone in PO's chat posited that Ralph might be wearing makeup. Looking at a shot from two days ago and tonight, there's a clear difference:

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The thing I'd like to draw most attention to isn't the redness. That's obviously a marked difference, but Ralph might very well have Rosacea, and it's cleared up. However, Rosacea lotion will not cover up bags under your eyes. A concealer or foundation, will. I'm still gonna categorize this as schizo-posting without more evidence, but the skin tone under his eyes has never matched the rest of his face (having a fucked up sleep schedule and two active addictions will definitely contribute). Shit's too even, he looks different.

Nah, more likely he's just taken notes on lighting/filters from the various troons that stream.

 

[Circumspicious]

Ralph is dancing...

This has got to be the fucking pillstream.

 

[PhoBingas]

Anyone want to start a betting pool for how long before our rotund lil special ed student here passes up moviebob's page count?

I'll put all of my Coach-Coin on this thread passing Moviebob's by Christmas. Also when I predict Fai-Fai leaves him to get her free crimbo gibs from mommy and daddy.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Ralph is dancing...

This has got to be the fucking pillstream.

Ralph is retarded so It could that. (not trying to get my hopes up desperately)

 

[Ayaa]

Catching up on this thread so this is late

Its a little hazy but I will try to give you to the best of my ability. He did basically they tried getting the fight through Tara but she told them to fuck off considering the whole tonka situation. Then Ralph him and baked where having an argument about having a fight and there was a whole shitshow. what I can remember happening in particular order :

- Ralph says he has to be payed 5000 up front to show up
-Ralph messages the owner of the wrestling company that set up the warski fight and gets positive reply
-Ralph says he wants it to be in LA
-Alaska tells Ralph that many places where mutual combat is legal so they just have to sign a paper and beat each other. Ralph says no because his parole officer wouldn't let him
- The condition specifically on Ralph side for a fight to happen get to burdensome for the fight to actually happen
- If IIRC Ralph also wanted a killstream panel to be setup and have the right to broadcast and produce an documentary or something

Suffice to say they were probably both just playing along with no intention to actually fight. I don't remember if they even addressed it after it happened.

Wait, aren't all that about the PPP vs the gunt fight they tried to settle or did he do the exact same shit with baked?

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Wait, aren't all that about the PPP vs the gunt fight they tried to settle or did he do the exact same shit with baked?

Ohh shit I might have gotten them mixed up I forgot he tried to fight the leaf.\

I was wondering why PPP kept on coming to mind being involved somewhere.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

New Abort the Retort content lets see what we got boys.

Archived the email pics behind spoiler, if one of my fellow kiwi's could get that archive link I will add it as well.

Spoiler: The Emails

 

[Vetti]

A good color correcting powder in green would balance out all the red, his skin is looking INSANELY clear. And I'm sure he's got some liquor mixed in with that coke, it doesn't look terribly fizzy.

edit: lol tiny sips
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Somebody shop a dick in his hand.

 

[Ted_Cuckzynski]

he's slurring his words more and more by the minute, those 4 bars of xanax and a bottle of whiskey are hittin STRONG tonight

 

[Big Bad Wart]

The Gunt has been fucking her Raw since she arrived in virginia

 

[Sam Losco]

Here's all the screenshots from the new release. Thank you, Mr Vickers, for posting screenshots instead of transcriptions.

 

[MediocreMilt]

he's slurring his words more and more by the minute, those 4 bars of xanax and a bottle of whiskey are hittin STRONG tonight
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He's really committed to the Fat Fred Durst look.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Wow Ralph shitting on Faith's perpetually suffering mother.

God Ralph you're a real sack of shit.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Mr. Vickers sure does have an eye for kino, dropping the new emails while gunt is live.