Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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DirtbagDeluxe said:
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I very much enjoy that the suicidal meltdowns I've seen have always had a 2pm countdown. God knows someone who is gonna kill themselves would never miss work!! That would mean real-world consequences!

Also someone not on mobile archive, please, before she sobers up and DFE.
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I don't think she's planned her suicide all the way through. Normally those construction vehicles are going good and slow through workzones.

Though, the image of a lolcow standing 400 feet in front of a slowly approaching steamroller while screaming about pronouns does have a certain comedic appeal.
 
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Delicious Stickmeat said:
I don't think she's planned her suicide all the way through. Normally those construction vehicles are going good and slow through workzones.

Though, the image of a lolcow standing 400 feet in front of a slowly approaching steamroller while screaming about pronouns does have a certain comedic appeal.
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It'd never work. The level of training and safety OSHA makes them do is pretty strict, and when you add in management trying to cover it's ass against lawsuits, you're looking at some ridiculously strict safety codes. You'd have a better time of it in regular traffic.
 
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
It'd never work. The level of training and safety OSHA makes them do is pretty strict, and when you add in management trying to cover it's ass against lawsuits, you're looking at some ridiculously strict safety codes. You'd have a better time of it in regular traffic.
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Even so, gotta love kids like this. Not only does she want to kill herself, she wants to do it in such a way that, if successful, will end up causing the innocent people involved a lifetime of trauma.

They can't just make do with some sleeping pills and a bag over their head, they gotta make a public spectacle so everyone will be sorry!
 
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I actually remembered now that in 2012 they still went by their birthname, even listing it on their blog. i dont really understand their hissy fit now, because longterm followers probably would still remember it

I dont get these totally pseudo dramatic acted up leash outs people like cat keep displaying...
Probably stuck in a"Sturm-und-Drang" phase?
 
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I'm laughing at the fact she's getting so worked up about her first name getting posted. No one gives a shit outside of being amused at watching her chimp out over it. I know at least five different Kaylas. It's not a rare name to have.

Oh wait, I forgot that Tumblrinas try to turn anything into oppression points. My bad.
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
I'll never understand how these people manage to simultaneously have these enormous egos "I'm a god, I'm hot as fuck, I'm super important" AND be constantly fake suicidal because they're so "miserable."
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A wise man once told me. Humans spend their entire lives searching for truth, but we have a dilemma. When we find it, it may not be what we want to know. We either have to stop and accept it as truth or turn around and deny it with all of our being, despite all evidence to the contrary.

... To be fair, I don't know how denial can be so strong that you can literally be crying and smiling at the same time.

Oh, wait, I do. It's called attention whores.
 
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